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Oh, and this chapter really doesn't affect the story line, it's just for fun :)
It was a cold day at Titan's tower. Everyone was doing what they did best- Rae was meditating, Cy was working on his car, Star was grooming silkie, Robin was working out, Terra was brushing her hair, and Beast Boy was in the kitchen.
"DUDES!" he screamed. "WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!"
The titans slowly made their way to the kitchen. "What?" asked Cyborg. "I just got the groceries last year!"
Raven stared at him.
"What? Are we supposed to get the groceries weekly or something?" he joked.
"YES!" screamed the other five titans together.
"Oh… my bad!"
"Oh my God. I'll just get them," Raven decided.
"I'll come!" Beast Boy exclaimed excitedly.
"ME TOO!" shrieked Terra.
"Ooh, let me join in the adventure of the shopping of groceries!" said Starfire.
"I'll come with you," Robin smiled.
"Yo! I don't wanna be left all alone!" Cyborg shouted.
"Why don't we all go?" suggested Terra.
"I think we all knew that, Terra," Raven said angrily.
"Let us depart the tower of titans and enter the mall of shopping of groceries!" Starfire squealed.
Beast Boy raised an eyebrow. "Uh huh… How about 'let's go to the grocery store'?"
"That is what I said!" Starfire pointed out, confused.
"Right… Let's leave!" called Terra, and they all jumped out the window.
And fell to their deaths.
Dun dun dun…
THE END!
No, j/k! Did I scare you?
Okay, so they jumped out the window.
Terra summoned a rock, Beast Boy turned into a bumblebee (), Cyborg sprouted wings, Starfire and Raven just levitated, and Robin screamed and fell to his death.
Except that… he didn't die.
Because Starfire saved him.
Lol, I'm getting off track.
You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now.
So eventually all the titans had made it safely to "Longo's". Take the Longo way home! Okay I'll shut up now.
The six titans entered the store, Raven and Terra arguing furiously about whether or not black is a colour.
"It's a shade you moron!" screamed Raven.
"It's a colour!" Terra shrieked.
"I FORGOT MY PURSE!" wailed Robin.
They all stared at him.
He sniffed.
"Right…" commented Beast Boy.
"Ooh, I get it!" Terra screamed.
There was silence.
A cricket chirped.
A tumbleweed rolled it's way through the isles of the store.
"What the hell?" asked Terra.
"Don't laugh at me! Don't call me names! Don't get your pleasure from my pain! In God's eyes we're all the same! Some day we'll all have perfect wings, don't laugh at me!" Robin bellowed/sang.
"Uh huh," Cyborg decided.
"Um… don't we need groceries?" asked Raven.
"YERSE!" screamed Beast Boy.
"'yerse'?" asked Raven.
"DUDE!" hollered Beast Boy.
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Cyborg yelled.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Robin.
"KNORFBLARK!" exclaimed Starfire.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Raven called.
"I'LL SPREAD MY WINGS AND I'LL LEARN HOW TO FLY!" sang Terra horribly.
The six titans then realized they were being stared at by the whole store.
"Uh… we'll just get our groceries now," Beast Boy said, and grabbed a shopping cart.
"Let's split up. Starfire and I will get fruits and vegetables, Cyborg will get candy, Terra can tackle baked goods, and you two can take dairy," Robin assigned.
IN THE FRUIT AND VEGETABLE ISLE
"Oh, Robin, may we buy some of these round delightful vegetables?"
"Star, those are tomatoes. And sure, why not."
Starfire put three tomatoes into the plastic basket she was carrying.
Meanwhile, Robin was collecting a nice variety of grapes, apples, bananas, plums, and pineapple.
"Robin, may we buy this brown, round, hard fruit?"
"That's a coconut. If you really want it, I guess so…"
Things went in this manner until they had a rather strange mix of tomatoes, lettuce, phinoccio (it looks kind of like celery…. Only tastes completely different… oh well, it's weird), radishes, broccoli, a coconut, and a few unsightly gourds (Those things people put out on Halloween. No, not pumpkins. The other things).
IN THE CANDY ISLE
"Cool!" shouted Cyborg as he stuffed a handful or scoopful of every single type of candy there.
IN THE BAKED GOODS SECTION
"Ooh!" exclaimed Terra, grabbing a pack of Teen Titan shaped ginger bread cookies.
IN THE DAIRY SECTION
"Milk?" asked Beast Boy.
"Yes," Raven replied.
Beast Boy grabbed two cartons of milk, and a carton of soy milk.
"Yogurt?" Raven suggested.
"Okay," Beast Boy decided. "What about cheese?"
"Sure, why not. Get whatever it is you eat instead of cheese, too."
"Gr."
"Okay, let's see this list. Milk?"
"Check."
"Soy milk?"
"Check!"
"Cheese?"
"Check!"
"Grilled chicken covered in mint frosting and rasins?"
"Uh… check?"
"Yeah, let's just say that."
Beast Boy laughed, and grabbed some eggs. "Aren't these on the list?"
Raven scanned the 14-foot long sheet of paper. "No, actually."
"Did you know that yogurt has live bacteria living in it?" asked Beast Boy.
"Uh… no… where'd you hear that?"
"It says it on these yogurt cups. "Guaranteed over 2 billion live bacteria in each cup""
"Ew."
"I agree."
"Let's just give these to Starfire, shall we?"
"Okay!"
AT THE CASH, WHERE THEY ALL EVENTUALLY MEET
"Dudes!" called Beast Boy. "Do we need eggs?"
"Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" cackled Robin. "Raven's paying!"
Raven slapped him across the face. Hard.
"Oww…" moaned Robin.
"I'll pay!" squealed Terra. "I brought five bucks!"
"Terra, these groceries'll cost at least 200 dollars," Raven pointed out.
"Yo, I have a fifty." Cyborg piped up.
"I have a fifty too." Raven added.
"I brought… lets see…"Beast Boy's costume magically sprouted pockets, and he dug through them. "I have ninety three cents!"
"Uh huh…" Raven pointed out.
"I have a five." Terra said.
"I have a sixty," Robin added.
They all stared at him.
"What? He asked. Then he pulled out two purple bills with yellow polka dots. "Oh, wait, I have two sixties."
"Um… do those even exist?" asked Cyborg.
"I have brought ten dollars created from the quart of ers." Starfire said.
"Okay…" Terra exclaimed. Don't ask. Weird use of verbs.
"DUDE, I found a toonie!" Beast Boy exclaimed.
"We're not in Canada, moron," Raven spat.
A Lesson in Canadian MoneyOne loony 1 dollar (Kind of like a one dollar bill)
One toonie 2 dollars (like two one dollar bills)
"Hey, I already knew that!" Beast Boy exclaimed.
"Oh God. Wait, we're superheroes! Why don't we just STEAL the food?" Terra shrieked.
"Could you have said that any louder?" Asked Cyborg, irritated.
"We're supposed to be role models, not criminals! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!" Robin roared.
"Yo, you've got your animals mixed up. Robins don't roar, lions do," Beast Boy pointed out.
"Right…"
"Okay, we get it Robin," Raven said. "On the count of three… One… Two… THREE!"
As Raven said three, the six Titans took off from the ground, or were lifted from the ground, grabbed all the groceries they could, and flew full speed out of the store.
Okay, random ending, but I've got a new idea for the next chapter, so I'll add as soon as I stop getting reviews for this chapter.
So… Oh guess what? This is my first fifth chapter:) It's veryu exciting.
-Annoying Talking Animal
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