A/N- HEY! I've just decided that there are 3 chappas left to this fic, including this one. It might change.

I, ATA, hereby disclaim Teem Titans and everything to do with them. This chapter is, yet again, the outcome of a consultation with Erm the Great, so give her some credit for the chapter idea, and a bit of the content. I also do not own Lysterine, Star Wars, or anything else that isn't the plot of this story. Thanks.

And, I will now reply to these reviewers!

Person 0- Yes, I watch it too! I was laughng so hard at that part. Thanks for reviewing!

Half-Gothic Chick- Yes, it did take forever, sorry! I updated sooner, didn't I?

Bpotato23- Yeah, I did say that she could show emotion. Hm… Oops! Let's just say that Raven's father proved to be immortal and returned to make her life miserable again. My sister ahs to tell me to stop laughing a lot, too. Sisters are very annoying. Thanks for reviewing!

Monkey-Fish The Great- Nice name… :) Terra sucks, I know. I love torturing her :) She deserves everything she's gotten. Thanks!

Kaburu- Yes, I still think the first chapter's the best. Thanks for reviewing!

That's 5 so far! But, since no one reads fics at this unearthly hour (10:00), I'll wait for a while to see if anyone else reviews!

craZy18gurl- Thanks! It's good to hear that people are laughing!

Bpotato23- Yes, that last line was my final attempt to make that chapter funny. Unfortunately, ships don't run in the family. If they did, I'm sure your sister would not like Robin/Raven. But I feel your pain, because my friends don't even watch Teen Titans. I mean, how sad is that? Anyway, thank you for another good review!

Rea and bb fan ()- Hey, you reviewed again! Thanks for coming back, and thanks for reviewing!

TerraTitan27- thanks, and I love that part too :) I'm adding now, it didn't take 3 months! Only 2 weeks, I think…

RavenluvsBB- Nice name :) I hope it was worth the wait, because it was a particularly long wait. Thanks!

Chelss- Well then. Apparently you do have something to say. But whatever. I'm allowed to be unpleasant to you because, in erm's words, you're our home fry.

Unknown ()- Thanks! Hilarious is good. Wow, how many times have I said that throughout this fic?

Librastar- GREAT! Lmao nice review. Thanks!

13 Reviews! That's pretty good! At this rate, I'll have… an amount by next chappa! Okay, wait… 59 + 13… 72! Wow! That's a new ATA record! Actually, this entire fic is a new ATA record… but whatever :)

And now, I present to you:

Chapter 7: Seven Minutes in Hell/ The adventures of the Caped Avenger… cough… Raven!

Robin sat on his bed, feeling very worried. How could he have been so stupid? How did he miss it before? It was so painfully obvious who Beast Boy liked!

The 'Boy Wonder' stood up, having made up his mind. He went in search of Beast Boy, who he found on the roof.

"Hey, Beast Boy, what're you doing up here?" asked Robin curiously.

"Nothing… but what about you?"

"Oh, I'm here to find you. Listen… I know you like Starfire."

Beast Boy stared at him.

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not mad at you."

"Why would you be? Listen, Robin, I don't-"

"You're in denial, Beast Boy, it's alright. Just listen. These things happen. You're a teenager. It's just that I can't have dating couples on my team."

Beast Boy, forgetting what he was about to say, stared incredulously. "This coming from you? Everyone knows you like Star, Robin. I can't believe you just said-"

"Beast Boy, you might be jealous, but I'm not dating Star anyway. Sure, I like her, but We're not-"

"SQUAWK!" hollered the chicken.

"Listen to me, Robin, I love-"

"I know! That's why I had to tell-"

"SOMEONE ELSE!"

"Where?" asked Robin stupidly. "Okay, listen to me, B.B. I tried warning you, but that's it. The first one to get Star to ask them out wins!"

"But I-"

"The loser has to make out with Terra! Now, goodbye, and you better start working!" Robin snickered.

Beast Boy stared at the spot where Robin had just been standing, as realization sunk in. He had to get Starfire to ask him out, or he'd have to- Eugh! It was bad enough to think about.

Sulking again, the shape-shifter made his way downstairs, prepared for the worst. Little did he know, the chicken had followed him. As he had guessed, the second he sat down on the couch beside Terra and Raven (Cyborg was eating in a nearby chair), Robin and Starfire ran in happily, and Robin said "Hey Beast Boy, Star just asked me out!"

"Great," Beast Boy said sarcastically.

"You know what this means… You have to make out with Terra!"

"SQUAWK!" roared the chicken.

Raven and Beast Boy both shot up out of their seats, Beast Boy making a run for it, but Terra had already squealed," OKAY!" and glued her face to his.

Raven stopped dead, white with shock. Beast Boy was equally white, and attempted to push Terra off of him while Robin roared with laughter.

"Serves you right, Beast Boy! No one can steal Star from me, no one!"

Beast Boy gulped. Raven looked, if possible, even more shocked, then slightly hurt. The chicken ran for cover. Her violet eyes suddenly turned glowing hot white. She could not believe it. She could have sworn that last night he had been about to tell her… she turned and walked away swiftly, but not before letting a large glass vase explode over their heads. Once she had turned, however, her eyes went back to normal, and Beast Boy, as he unglued himself from Terra's face after seven minutes in the ultimate death kiss, was silently plotting to kill Robin.

After slapping Terra extremely hard in the face, and drinking an entire bottle of Lysterine, he turned into an ape and punched Robin so hard that the chicken in the next room decided to do a trick- er- Robin fell over.

He turned into a cheetah and sprinted full-speed to Raven's locked room, where the door promptly fell down of it's own accord.

Beast Boy stared at the door in astonishment, then looked up to see Raven angrily throwing things at the chicken, but in her anger, failing miserably. She looked up.

"Oh. You." She glared at him as a lamp hit the fallen door with a loud 'CRASHMANGABOO!'

"What the hell is wrong with that lamp?" asked the chicken.

"Me," Beast Boy said as calmly as he could while fearing for his life. "Listen to me. Robin was just being an idiot back there, I don't like Starfire."

"Oh, sure, so he was lying, was he?" she spat at him.

"No, he just thought that since I didn't like Terra, it must be Star."

"And you're saying it's not."

"Exactly."

"Then who is it?"

Beast Boy breathed deeply. He knew it was the time to confess.

"It's-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" roared Terra, running up to him. Beast Boy rolled his eyes and walked away.

"SQUAWK!" complained the chicken, throwing Terra out the window.

"OW!" whined Terra.

"Hahahahahahahahaha," sang Raven.

"Uh… are you okay?" asked Robin, who had appeared in the empty doorway with the rest of the titans.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha," She repeated serenely.

"Er…" Starfire started.

"YOU MISUNDER-frikin-ESTIMATE ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAR!" Raven screamed.

"Ar?" asked Cyborg.

"Yes, Ar. Don't question my supreme wisdom," Raven screamed.

"What supreme wisdom?" asked Beast Boy before he could stop himself.

"The one inside my FUNNY BONE!" shrieked Raven.

"QUESTION MARK TIMES A MILLION!" roared Terra from the ground.

Raven marched off importantly.

The chicken, however, grinned, and gestured to three thousand empty packages of COFFEE!

Dun dun dun…

THE ADVENTURES OF THE CAPED AVENGER… cough… RAVEN!

Starring… RAVEN!

Raven sat on the roof, wearing a pink tutu and Robin's cape. She hummed the Star Wars theme song to herself, grinning hugely.

Then, five titans came running up to the roof, carrying a large armchair, three garbage cans and Cyborg's fluffy pillow costume.

"CHARGE!" they screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAR! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU, EVIL MONSTROUS CREATURES!" she screamed. At that, she grabbed the Cyborg's foot and spun him around and around and around until she finally let go and he flew away.

"COME BACK!" she yelled at him.

And he appeared, looking very dizzy.

A frog croaked.

"There must be something wrong!" Raven screamed.

"Uh, yeah! And it's in your head!" Beast Boy told her.

"I KNEW IT! DIE, FOUL BEAST!" Raven roared, prodding her head with a shishkabob stick.

"Bad idea," Robin whispered.

"We must get the real Raven back! This kof-ee has changed her!" wailed Starfire.

"But the 'high-on-caffeine' Raven is funnier!" Cyborg protested.

"We must dump water on her head!" Raven exclaimed.

"Hey, good idea Raven! Wait…"

"Cyborg, get some water! Beast Boy, tie her down!" Robin ordered.

"Why?" asked Beast Boy.

"I don't know, just do it!" Robin yelled.

"Starfire, get the video camera! This is great blackmail material!" Robin screamed, but it was too late, because Cyborg had dumped half the lake on her head.

There was silence as everyone, soaking wet, waited to see what would happen. Then the chicken spoke up.

"SQUAWK!" he roared triumphantly.

Raven looked around, confused. Then she looked down.

"Why am I wearing a tutu?" she asked no one in particular.

WELL, that's finally over. I hope I update soon :S But I just got a new review today., 2 weeks later! What's with that! Please review! PLEASE! PLEASE! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssseeeeeeeeee? It would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :) PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASEEE! PLEASE! Okay I'lkl stop begging and end the chapter now.