Okay guys I don't know if this will be a good story so I'm going to put this teaser trailer chapter up so people can review and tell me if they want me to put the whole thing up of not. So please read and review.

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Neco looked up at the blond elf that had caught her when she fell from the glowing green portal that was hovering over pelennor fields. He placed her gently on her feet and she bent down to pick up her bag that had landed nearby when she fell.

Legolas watched her silently before he opened his mouth and asked in a caring tone,

"Milady, are you alright?"

Neco looked up and grinned, a slightly sadistic smile.

"Don't worry; a small fall from an inter-world portal isn't going to kill me. But really you should be seeing if you're alright. Not me."

Legolas looked puzzled.

"What do you mean by that milady? I can assure you that I am in perfect health."

Neco sighed and shook her head.

"No you aren't."

Legolas leaned forward and got right in Neco's face before saying.

"I. AM. FINE."

Neco smirked and as fast as lightning swung her bag up and smacked Legolas around the head, causing him to stumble sideways a few steps. He shook his head and looked up again just in time to see Neco's bag racing towards him.

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Neco walked away from the bruised, bleeding and twitching pile of elf that was Legolas. She was laughing and brushing blood off her bag. Namine was a few feet away lying on the ground laughing her ass off. Schnelly was laughing and leaning against Haldir who had his fist stuffed in his mouth to muffle his laughter. Amino was sitting next to Elrond with her arms folded, she was muttering under her breath about how she wanted to hit him first. Elrond had an eyebrow raised and was looking amused. Talon was off with Glorfindel hacking at random orcs and trolls with the sword that she had borrowed… fine stolen off Aragorn.

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