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OOC remember! Well, if you read chapter one, you should know the jist.

"Oi! You know I have a pair of feet so I can walk by myself!" Ryoma cried as he tried tugging his arms out of his two sempai's scary monstrous grips.

"Don't think we'll fall for that trick twice Echizen." Momo-chan said as he continued to drag the freshman down the streets.

"Nya, if we let you go again, you're just gonna try and run off." Eiji said grinning at his 'date'.

Ryoma continued to struggle, but with no luck.

"Don't make me take out my harness." Eiji said, mock glaring at the boy.

Ryoma sighed and stopped struggling, it was better that he got dragged down the street than to be held onto by a harness like he was a baby running around the fair with his parents.

"Ne, Echizen, it won't be so bad." Momo-chan said as the shopping mall got closer and closer.

"We'd be in and out even before you know it." Eiji said as they walked through the automatic doors.

"We're here!" Momo-chan and Eiji cheered together at the same time.

"Now let's look for something to make you look perfect." Fuji said, smile still on his face as he lead the way to a huge clothes shop.

"Ne Ochibi-chan, don't you dare think about running away cause I will use my harness." Eiji said pouting as he and Momo-chan let go of the freshman and walked to the rails of clothes with Fuji looking for something that will make Ryoma shine with beauty.

Ryoma not really wanting to get chased around the mall and get hauled around with a harness obeyed the orders and sat down on the many chairs in the shop.

"Your girlfriend force you to come here too huh?" Some guy beside him said, Ryoma blinked and looked at all the men and guys sitting on the chairs boredly.

"…betsuni…" Ryoma said, tipping his cap over his head, he's never loved his precious cap so much before.

"Apparently it's a huge sale here and my girlfriend wants to get her hands on as many things as possible." The guy said.

"You too huh? I don't see why I had to come, I mean my girlfriend could have gone with her friends. Why do I have to suffer?" Another guy joined in.

"All I'm here for is to carry the bags." Another guy said, and then what started as a 2 way conversation turned into a huge debate session with all the poor men who were dragged there. Ryoma looking strangely at all the men got up and walked somewhere else to sit.

"Mada mada dane…" He said tipping his cap slightly over his eyes.

"Oi! Ochibi-chan! There you are! Come on! We got some clothes for you to try on!" Eiji called as he ran over to Ryoma and dragged him to the changing rooms.

Funny enough, the changing rooms were mostly empty seeing as everyone was just fighting for clothes outside.

Ryoma stood there as his three sempai's piled on a huge bunch of clothes he could try.

As Ryoma walked into the changing room, Eiji quickly followed in with him.

"Kikumaru-sempai? What…what are you doing?" Ryoma exclaimed a little shocked his sempai chased him into the small compartment which he was going to change in.

"Ne Ochibi-chan, you won't be able to be a persuasive girl if you don't put on a bra!" Eiji said grinning.

"I don't need a bra!" Ryoma cried.

"Don't worry, I got some tissue that you can fill it with." Eiji said pulling out a roll of tissue.

"You do know girls at about my age are still developing! Some of them are FLAT you know!" Ryoma said, the colour red just exploded all over his face.

"Ochibi-chan, that's so rude, you shouldn't talk about your fellow classmates like that." Eiji said waving a finger at Ryoma.

"Hn…just get out! I'm not wearing that!" Ryoma said shoving his sempai out.

Eiji smiled at the other two and scratched the back of his head.

"He won't wear it." Eiji said, laughing a little.

Fuji chuckled and Momo-chan burst into laughter.

But their laughter was seized as they heard someone familiar.

"Oi, what are you guys doing here?" All three Seigaku regulars turned their heads towards the source of the voice.

"Oishi?" Eiji blinked.

"Mamushi?" Momo-chan exclaimed. Kaidoh hissed.

"Shut up! Baka!" The scariest sempai on the team, nicknamed Viper by Momo-chan, Kaidoh replied.

"What are you guys doing here?" Fuji asked, always calm and collected.

"We could ask you the same thing." Oishi said smiling walking over to his team mates.

"Well, we asked you first." Momo-chan said smiling nervously.

"Well, this is a clothes shop, and we figured that we needed some new outfits for Ryuichi-kun's party." Oishi replied casually.

"What are you guys doing here?" Kaidoh asked.

"We…uh…well…" Eiji was interrupted as Ryoma's voice called over.

"How the hell do you put THIS thing on!" Ryoma cried as he looked at the stringy top picked out by Fuji.

Everyone else outside sweat dropped.

"Oh you're here with Echizen." Oishi said.

"Yeah…hehehe…" Eiji said scratching his head nervously.

"Oi…Kikumaru-sempai how do you…" Momo-chan ran and slammed the door shut before Ryoma walked out.

"AH! ITAI!" Ryoma cried as the door smashed into his face.

"Haha…Echizen, why don't you try everything else first? We got plenty of time." Momo-chan said, laughing a little too fake.

"I have tried everything else, this is the last thing! And I haven't got a CLUE how to put it on!" Ryoma called back, trying to push the door open.

"Oi, powerhouse, why don't you let him out? The brat obviously needs help." Kaidoh said.

"Mind your own business Mamushi!" Momo-chan said, raising one fist and shaking it at the snake shot player.

"Shut up! You want a fight!" Kaidoh challenged.

"Oh yeah!" Momo-chan retorted.

"Yeah!" Kaidoh called back and Momo-chan charged against Kaidoh, then the door swung open.

"Uh…" Oishi blinked a few times and rubbed his eyes as he can't believe who's in front of him.

"EH! Oishi-sempai…" Ryoma stuttered out, shocked as hell and embarrassed to death.

Eiji whistled at Ryoma and flashed him a wink, "really sexy Ochibi-chan." he said.

Momo-chan and Kaidoh both turned to look at Ryoma, Kaidoh was beyond shocked, as it looks like his eye balls were ready to fall out of their sockets.

Momo-chan grinned and let go of Kaidoh and walked over to Echizen and circled him.

"So you decided to go for that denim skirt and this vest shirt. Kawaii." Momo-chan said smiling.

Fuji's smile got a little wider, "That outfit looks great on you." He said.

"What…what's going on?" Oishi asked snapping out of his shocked state.

"I'm just gonna go…get changed…" Ryoma said running back into the changing room.

"Nya…you see…I told Ryuichi-chan that I have a girlfriend, which I don't…and Ochibi-chan's gonna pretend for me… heh heh…" Eiji said laughing nervously.

Kaidoh hissed and Oishi smiled, not really knowing what to say.

Ryoma came back out, handed the outfit that was chosen to Fuji and quickly exited the store, covering his face with his cap as much as possible.

"Oi! Ochi-chan, matte yo! We still have to buy you some shoes!" Eiji called after the fleeing boy and chased him, Momo-chan following.

"Well, looks like I'll be paying for these." Fuji said, getting up.

"Care to join us?" Fuji asked.

"I think Echizen's suffered enough…" Oishi said smiling.

"Oh…that's a shame, I like watching people…suffer…" Fuji said, the same pleasant smile on his face.

Oishi and Kaidoh felt a sudden chill run down their spines. "We'll come." They answered instantly.

'Never ever cross him.' They both thought as they watched Fuji leave the room.

Meanwhile, Eiji finally caught up to Ryoma.

"Ochibi-chan! Stop!" He said grabbing the boys wrist.

"You could have at least gave a signal that they were there." Ryoma said, the red colour still all over his face.

"Well, I thought that by slamming the door shut was a good enough signal." Momo-chan said as he caught up too.

"Hn…" Ryoma said, a slight pout can be made out on his face.

"Nya…Ochibi-chan, don't be mad…" Eiji said trying to look at Ryoma's face, he turns the other way.

"Nya…come on…" Eiji said, trying again. No luck.

"We still got to buy shoes…come on Ochibi-chan…" Eiji tired once more, same reaction.

"I'll buy you food." Eiji said, praying to the God's above that his wallet will survive this.

Ryoma looked at him, a bored yet stubborn expression on his face.

"Then treat Momo-chan-sempai too." He said.

"NANI? Why?" Eiji cried.

"Cause it's all your fault I'm in this mess…so, I figured that you should pay the price…fully…" He said.

"Yosh! Sankyuu Echizen." Momo-chan said doing a little victory dance for no reason other than he was getting free food.

"Thank you sempai." Momo-chan and Ryoma said at the same time.

Eiji looked at the two food dustbins then dropped his head in defeat.

"Ok. But let's go buy some shoes first." He said, walking ever so slowly to the shoe shops, a dark cloud now following him. Behind him, Ryoma and Momo-chan snickered, and if you look closely, you might see the devil horns and tails popping out too.

"Oh there you guys are." Fuji said as he entered the food stall later on.

"Ne, Eiji, what's the matter?" Oishi asked as he looked at his doubles partner with his head on the table.

"I just bought a pair of shoes for Ochibi-chan and then I bought food for these two and now…" Eiji picked up his wallet and tipping it upside down, all that fell out was a dust ball.

Oishi smiled sadly at Eiji as his and Kaidoh's eyebrows twitched somewhat.

'Note to self: Never treat Echizen or Momo-chan to food. Ever." Oishi thought.

'Power house is a pig as well as an idiot.' Kaidoh thought.

"Well, here's the outfit by the way, let's just say it's a present from me then shall we." Fuji smiled.

"Sankyuu Fuji! You're the only one who cares!" Eiji said practically crying as he hugged his friend.

"It's ok Eiji-chan. We still got a lot of work to do when we get back to yours. It's going to be…fun." Fuji said, opening his eyes as a evil glisten went across it.

Ryoma felt an aura to kill and his body ran cold. Looking up to Fuji, he looked into those creepy eyes and shuddered.

"Oh by the way, I made a call, and asked someone else to also join us today." Fuji said, everyone looked at him.

"Who?" They all asked.

"Yo." Everyone turned their head to the voice.

"Inui!" Everyone exclaimed.

"Fuji called and explained the situation, now from the data I gathered, I think it would take Echizen roughly 4 days to become the perfect girl if he follows my training programme." Inui said flicking through his book.

"What?" Ryoma cried.

"This training programme includes: How to walk, talk, sit, speak and eat like a lady. Table manners and social manners. Last but not least, how to be a good girlfriend." Inui listed.

"How do you know all of this?" Momo-chan asked. "If anyone should teach Echizen, it should be me."

"Judging from all the movies, film, soaps, people, friends, family and females in general, I think I can train Echizen better than you can to become the perfect girlfriend. Judging from my Data, Momo-chan, you haven't dated anyone before, and don't have much experience." Inui said, adjusting his glasses.

Momo-chan blushed as everyone else snickered.

"Hn! LIKE YOU HAVE EITHER MAMUSHI!" Momo-chan retorted angrily, taking his anger out on his rival.

"WHAT! Why you!" Kaidoh and Momo-chan glared at each other, daggers were flying.

"The one advantage you do have though, is the fact that cause your still young your voice has not yet cracked, so the pitch at which your voice is, can still pass for a girl." Inui said.

"OI!" Ryoma said glaring at the data collector.

"And, also, because your body is not as built as other guys yet, also gives you another advantage." Inui added.

"Wow, Echizen is pretty much a girl already." Fuji said, laughing lightly.

"…" Ryoma glared at everyone, but mostly at Eiji.

"Well, let's all get going now!" Eiji said as he grabbed a hold of all the bags and Ryoma's arm and dragged the boy back to his home, everyone else followed.

"Ne, Ochibi-chan, we really have to do something about your legs." Eiji said as he took out all the stuff they bought.

"What about my legs?" Ryoma asked curiously.

"Girls don't have hairy legs, not really anyway." Eiji said walking to his bathroom.

"My legs are not even hairy!" Ryoma exclaimed.

"But girls legs are usually clean and clear." Momo-chan said.

"Get him." Eiji called from the bathroom.

Ryoma blinked when he was suddenly pushed onto a chair and then some roped were flung around him and he was tied onto it.

"What…what are you going to do to me!" Ryoma struggled to free himself, no such luck.

"Ne, Ochibi-chan, this won't hurt…too much." Eiji said grinning as he held a piece of paper with some kind of blue liquid on it.

"What…what…what is that…?" Ryoma asked fearfully as his eyes widen.

"Oh you got that brand too? My sister has that one too." Fuji said.

"Yeah, my sister said that this brands the best, it actually works." Eiji said nodding.

"What is it!" Ryoma cried as Eiji placed it on his leg, liquid side on the skin.

He realised he couldn't kick as his ankles were tied against the chair legs.

"It's wax." Fuji said.

"Wax?" Ryoma asked.

"It'll be over soon Ochibi-chan." Eiji said grinning as he grabbed the end of the paper.

"ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" Ryoma screamed, practically the whole neighbourhood can hear him as Eiji ripped off the paper, pulling off a large number of hairs from Ryoma's legs.

Momo-chan did a sort of cross thing and shook his head sadly.

Kaidoh and Oishi watched in fear as they saw the pain Ryoma was going through.

"Hmm…as smooth as a babies bottom." Inui said as he rubbed the patch were Eiji removed the hairs from.

"I know! Now, let's finish this." Eiji said happily as he went to the bathroom and came out with a whole box of wax strips.

"Can you help me Fuji? It'll be a lot quicker this way." The red-head said, Fuji grinned.

"With pleasure Eiji-chan. You just know me too well." Fuji answered as he and Eiji took a strip each.

"No…no…NO!" Ryoma cried as Fuji and Eiji placed a strip each against either of Ryoma's legs.

"1..." Eiji started.

"…2..." Fuji continued.

"…3!" They both said as they tore it off.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ryoma cried.

TBC > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Sandra: What did you think? Poor Ryoma, has to be tortured so much, but it's all for the best. If you liked that and you STILL want me to continue, then I will!