Varian *Holding up a beaker and covered in soot marks*: That resulted in fewer explosions than expected.

Cassandra: Resulted in fewer explosions? How many were you expecting?!

Pete: You don't wanna know.

King Frederic: I lost Varian.
Cassandra: How did you LOSE Varian?!
King Frederic: To be fair, he is very small.

Varian: I'm one year older…
Quirin: Yep, that's usually how birthdays work.
Eugene: What do you mean "usually"?

Adira: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Hector: Only if you also don't ask why
Hector: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Adira:
Hector:
Adira: This one is fine

Rapunzel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Cassandra: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Adira: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Varian: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Eugene: My moral code, is that you?
Rapunzel:
Rapunzel: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother gave me but do you guys need a hug?

Adira: I hate King Frederic.
Varian: "Hate' is a strong word.
Adira: I have strong opinions.

Adira: I'm older.
Hector: I'm younger.
Adira: I'm taller.
Hector: I'm shorter.
Adira: I'm smarter.
Hector: I'm...not falling for that.

Rapunzel: Come one Varian! How many times do I have to apologize?
Varian: Once!
Rapunzel: ...No.

Varian: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
King Frederic: Really? Name one law
Varian: Don't kill people?
King Frederic: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Hector: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Quirin: No... well, their slowness.
Hector: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Hector: Now I have a plan.
Hector: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

Adira: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Hector: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Hector: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Quirin: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Hector: Ominous positivity

Hector: We have fun, don't we, Varian?
Varian: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.