"What do you want to do? This is so boring." Moaned Sakura.
"Shh… I'm calling someone." Shushed Ino.
"Who?"
"Sasuke."
"Who?"
"The freak with black/blue hair."
"But I'm bored!"
"You won't be in a minute-… HEY, HEY this is 57.4 WxRT K-rock calling with our 100 pizza daily challenge."
"WHAT THE F--" Yelled Sasuke over the phone.
"Yes. If you answer this question correctly, you get 100 pizzas delivered to your dorm."
"Ok…"
"The one and ONLY question. How many penises do you have?" At the point Sakura burst out laughing, lucky Ino hung up just in time.
"INO! I thought you were innocent and clean!" Sakura comment, attempting to stop laughing.
"Sorry, I just thought it was smart." Laughed Ino.
"I'll showed you what's smarter." Challenged Sakura picking up the phone and started dialing.
"Hello?" answered Naruto.
"Hello," Sakura said in a croak, "my name is Baka. My teacher said that I can't call during class, but I'm calling anyways." Ino covering her mouth to stop her from snickering.
"WHAT THE –" yelled Naruto.
"You can't tell the teacher I'm calling or I'll be in for detention." Ino is biting her lips until it's bleeding.
"THE HELL I CARE—"
"The teacher asked me a question I don't know, so you'll have to help me. What do you do when you have a hamster stuck in a telescope?" Ino was pinching herself to stop from laughing.
"Er… try to get it out?" Naruto said in confusion.
"How?"
"Poke it? Shake it?"
"How do I poke it?"
"Use a stick."
"The telescope has one opening, so if I poke it from one side, it'll just go deeper in.
"NARUTO! GET OFF THE PHONE!" yelled Sasuke (he is his roommate). The two girls were really lucky that Sasuke decided to interrupt the call, cause they can't hold it in anymore. They were laughing like maniacs. The commotion brought Ten Ten, Hinata and Temari in their rooms.
"What are you guys laughing about?" asked Temari, her hair messed up, so she probably just woke up from a nap.
"Pranks calls. Wanna join?" asked Sakura.
"SURE!" They all shouted. Temari immediately picked up the phone.
"Hello?" someone answered that sounded like Gaara.
"Hey welcome to GAY club." She said in a retard voice. Everyone tried their hardest the hold back the snickers.
"WHAT?" they all heard Gaara scream(so unnatural, I know).
"Your father has subscribed you here. We're just letting you know we have a meeting tomorrow."
"My father, first he used me as an experiment, then he tried to kill me, now THIS?" The girls were burying their heads in pillows.
"Yes! We want you to come only wearing smiley faced boxers."
"WHAT!" Temari quickly hung up. A loud chorus of laugher spilled out.
"You think you're so clever." Said Ten Ten, "Watch this!"
"Hello? Hi! This is the girl you slept with last week." She put on this really girlish squeak, which is soooo unlike her.
"Huh? Which one?" How many can he sleep within the last week? Thought the girls.
"Well… I'm just calling to say that I'm pregnant with your child." The other girls all gaped wide-eye at her.
"W-What? I didn't sleep with anyone though…"
"I was just wondering what would you want to name the baby. Kakashi Junior? Kakachi?" Everyone almost burst out laughing, knowing the fact that Ten Ten was calling their teacher.
"I-I'm so-sorry. I-I d-didn't sleep w-with anyone" Kakashi stammered. (I know it's not normal for Kakashi to stammer…but…)
"WHAT?" Ten Ten screamed, all the girls jump back from the sudden outburst, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR DENYING THIS! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I'M GOING TO GET ABORTION!" With that she slammed down the phone. Everyone was laughing so hard, it took them 30 minutes to recover.
"I-I'm going to a-add t-to that." Stammered Hinata after calming down. Then dialed a number.
"Hello?" someone answered the phone.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO MY FRIEND!" She screamed, everyone looked at her wide-eyed, this isn't the Hinata they used to know.
"What? What did I do?"
"YOU SLEPT WITH MY FRIEND AND NEVER CALLED HER BACK! NOW, NOW YOU ARE DENYING THAT YOU EVER SLEPT WITH HER? AS IF STEALING HER VIRGINITY ISN'T ENOUGH!"
"What? I never stole anyone's virginity!" Kakashi cried innocently.
"YES YOU DID! YOU DID!" She passed the phone to Ten Ten and mouthed to her Pretend to faint because of labor. On cue, Ten Ten took the phone and spoke in the same squeak she had before, but this time it she was panting really hard.
"Ka pant ka pant shi. I have decided pant that I'm still pant pant…" Then Ten Ten dropped phone on the floor with a thud. With Hinata shouting, "NO! WAKE UP!" in the background. She picked up the phone and yelled into it, "LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW!"
"But… I-I didn't d-do… a-anything." They heard Kakashi tried to reason to them before Hinata slammed down the phone.
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