Jhonen still owns IZ and all characters. I still don't own the original songs. Don't tell me you were surprised by this?

Oh, and I LIED! This particular song has various "singers," so, yes, I did ID the characters in this one. This one started out well, but I'm not all too happy with how it progressed. Ah well. It still amuses me. Hopefully it shall do the same for you.

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Master of the Earth
(Master of the House)
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((ZIM))
Bow down, earth-stinks! Obey my rules!
The mighty Zim will enslave all you fools!
As for that Dib, he's worst of all
Thinking one day that he'll cause my fall!

Why can't he see, that he won't beat me?
The best invader yet, who so longs to be…

Master of the Earth, giving out orders
To a horde of humans that I have conquered!
Ruling over all, realizing my dream
Showing to the Tallest that I am supreme!

Glad to show Dib some mercy
What the heck, I can be nice.
But then I'll take it back and
Infest his giant head with itchy lice…

Master of the Earth! Look at them all run!
Set some things on fire and begin the fun!
Crush a building here, squash a human there!
Glad to have that stinkin' teacher out of my hair!

Everybody praises my name!
Everybody's supreme lord!
Do whatever I say!
HEY! Now, I'm starting to get bored.

((Chorus: HUMANS))
Master of the Earth! That's what he'll become!
The mighty Zim will soon be ruling everyone!
What a happy guy! Isn't he so great?
He's the coolest ruler that we've had to date!

Everybody's sworn protector!
Everybody's bestest friend!

((ZIM))
If that's what you think, then
JEEZ! You deserve to meet your end!

Look at them, GIR! Pathetic and crude
Eating that horrible, disgusting earth food.
Their meat burns so much, so does their rain
Everything here only brings Irkens pain.

This useless world of filth, this stinking ball of dirt…
Is begging to be ruled, with a reign… of… hurt!

Humans everywhere! Humans all around!
Oh, how I long to crush them into the ground!
Tell them I'm normal, that I'm just a kid
But when I rule them all, boy, will it be splendid!

Classmates may laugh at me now
But who'll be laughing in the end?
Just wait until I'm master,
Oh, such pain that you can't comprehend!

Eat your nasty food! Play your little games!
Enjoy your world before it all goes up in flames!
Your skool will soon be gone! Your mall and restaurants, too!
Libraries and capitals just to name a few!

Everything will soon be destroyed!
So enjoy it while you can!
Oh! The coming sadness!
Chaos and utter madness!
Badness will soon reign over the land!

((Chorus: HUMANS))
Master of the Earth! That's what he'll become!
The mighty Zim will soon be ruling everyone!
What a happy guy! Isn't it so neat?
To have a guy like him ruling is such a treat!

Everybody's sworn protector!
Treats us all with love and care!

((ZIM))

You've got to be kidding –
DIB! What are you doing over there?

((DIB))
I used to think that Zim was a real threat…
But, jeez, it's been so long and he still hasn't won yet…

"Master of the Earth?" Zim, you don't mean you!
You couldn't conquer a world the size of my shoe!
Evil little mind, stupid insane plot…
Yet at every turn, you are always caught!

Don't even know why I bother
You're more trouble than it's worth!
What an insult to us!
Sending down this clown to conquer Earth!

((Chorus))
((HUMANS:)) Master of the Earth!
((ZIM:)) It will be so neat!
((HUMANS:)) He will rule as all –
((DIB:)) Never! He must be beat!
((HUMANS:)) Ruler of the apes! Leader of the swine!
((ZIM:)) Everything on this ball of filth is mine!

((ZIM))
Everybody praise your ruler!
Oh, how I am filled with mirth!
Give your master a great, big hand!

((DIB:)) Everybody make a stand!

((ZIM and HUMANS))
Everybody give a hand to the Master of the Earth!