CHAPTER TWO.YAY!
a/n:The McDonalds thing from chapter 1 is now my new screen saver.For this fic we succsessfully brought Hughes back with a human transmutation without giving anything up so he could be the narrorater.Ecuivelent exchange my butt.
Chapter 2.The Five Winners.
Hughes:Once upon a time there was a little house,on a little hill,where poor little boy lived.The boy's name was Alphonse I mean Charlie.But Who cares about that when we could be talking about my adorable daughter Elysia.
Roy:Hughes get on with the story.
Hughes:Shut up Mustang.
Roy:Oh,I'll give you a piece of my mind!
Moose2828:SORRY BUT THIS PART OF THE FIC GETS A BIT VIOLENT.INSTEAD OF SHOWING THIS FIGHTING SECENE WE'LL BE SHOWING YOU ROY MUSTANGS OLD STUFFED HORSEY MR.WUFFLESNUFFERS.
Roy:Hey where did you get that!I'm gonna kill you.
Moose2828:Can it wait until after the play?
Roy:Yeah, sure.
Armstrong:Look at my great mucsels that I used to rip open this chocolate bar and find this golden ticket!Oh yay!
SessandInuBros:Close enough.
Winry:Oh look.A golden ticket.FatherI want another horse.
SessandInuBros:No!The line is daddie I want another pony.
Winry:WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!
Ed:There is a big differrence.Horses are big.Ponies are small.
Winry:Like you?
Ed:(gasp)Winry!I'm shocked!
Winry:Oh shut up!(Hits Ed with wrench.)
Ed:(bumps all over his head.)
Moose2828:Don't tell me that he's knocked out again!
Winry:Sorry.
SessandInuBros:Look.He's waking up.
Winry:Your right.Let me get the wrench...
Everybody:NO!
Ed:That's 16:50 you incredably hot chick.(points to Roy.)Please pay at the first drive through window.
Everyone:(comic sweatdrop.)
Roy:Uh...(punches Ed knocking him out again.)
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