Marie: Yet another chapter in our extraordinarily idiotic epic about a bobbit who takes a mood ring to destroy it in the toilet bowl from whence it came. sniffle It's so beautiful. By the way, we do not mean to offend anyone when we make fun of the characters. We both love Lord of the Rings, but its just entertaining to poke fun sometimes. Enjoy!

The weary and sorrow-ridden travelers known as the Mood Ring Club stumbled into the woods of Gothlorien, wondering if this mysterious Bell sorceress would take them in or not.

Suddenly the Bells came upon them quietly, their arrows pointed at each of the Club's members.

"The Lady of Gothlorien is waiting for you. Come with us," the lead Bell commanded in a soft voice. Luckily he wasn't like Legolordas and was proud of his not-so-masculine voice that had a trace of a German accent.

Thonagong seemed to recognize this certain Bell and said, "Hitler of Gothlorien!" He bowed low and then followed after him.

The rest of the Club followed Hitler also, to the very center of Gothlorien where, along with a great but creepy soundtrack, they met the great Lady.

Laaaaa…laaaaaa…laaaa (that's the Lothlorien soundtrack, okay? Work with me!)

That's when they saw her. The one, the only, Lady…drum roll please…Gladbags.

"Welcome, weary travelers. Come now and rest, for you are weary with sorrow. Tonight you will…"

Lady Gladbags droned on, but Dodo wasn't listening anymore. For one thing the outfit was a bit distracting. It was made entirely of trash bags!

Also, he thought that the voice in his head had returned but then he found out it was a new voice.

Welcome, Dodo of the Choir- one who has seen the NOSE!

Dodo's normal voice in his head was distraught at having to share his space.

Oh, great. There goes the neighborhood.

The Club was indeed weary and was glad to be able to sit down and rest, lamenting over the loss of their dear, but forgetful, friend, Bingaling. They heard the elves singing a lament for him, in their still great but creepy voices.

Soon everyone fell asleep…well everyone but Dodo. He was restless so when he saw the weird Lady Gladbags rustled by (well, what do you expect from an outfit entirely made of plastic trash receptacles?) he decided to follow her.

Half of this was because of the voice in his head.

Go follow that weird Bell lady. I wanna see her try to take my space in your mind again. I'll show her! Besides, I was here first!

Dodo thought his voice was being a bit territorial, but he figured that there was no harm to it and he was a bit curious.

He came up to her and saw that she was pouring water into a bowl.

"Will you look into the bowl?" she asked in her elegant but spine-chilling voice (can those two be combined?)

"What will I smell?" was Dodo's response.

The Lady of Gothlorien was puzzled by this comment. "You won't smell anything."

"Well, then what will I see?"

She was dimmer than he had originally thought. Everyone knew that the sense of smell was so much more important than the sense of sight. Just look at Baron- he was a giant nose! That's got to tell you something.

"Even the wisest cannot tell, for the bowl shows many things." She paused, then continued. "Things that are, things that were and things that shall be…or, wait, maybe its things that were, things that are, and things that can't be…wait…"

Dodo sighed and was about to sit down on the ground when she finally got it.

"Oh yeah! Things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass." She smiled triumphantly and then changed it to solemn look, motioning for him to look into the bowl.

Dodo stepped up to it and glanced in. First he saw nothing but soon a tidal wave came up and changed it. He saw each of the Mood Ring Club- Legolordas, Doromir, Thonagong, Sad and Mitten, Blini, and then Spam.

Suddenly it changed once again and he saw all his friends being tortured by the outdated Barney videos that had struck fear in his heart when he first put the mood ring on.

He tore himself from the horrifying vision and landing with a resounding thump on the ground, his hand clutching the mood ring.

"I know what it is you saw," said Lady Gladbags. "For it is also in my mind."

It is what will happen should you fail.

Dodo shuddered upon hearing her voice in his mind. She really liked doing that.

Hey! Shove off! I was here first!

Oh no! Dodo's other voice was challenging Lady Gladbags!

Can't we all just get along?

That was Dodo's normal subconscious that was always being shoved aside by the evil side of his mind. Suddenly, his evil voice took back control.

Since you don't ask it of me, I won't give you the One Mood Ring.

I suppose this was supposed to seem like an insolent remark, but it seemed like Lady Gladbags took this wrong.

"You offer it to me freely." Lady Gladbags looked at the mood ring that Dodo was holding out in his hand. "I do not deny that my moods have greatly desired this." She started to come toward him.

Apparently she thought that he was offering it to her. Who would've thunk it?

Suddenly she turned a very ugly shade of green and started yelling something about being a queen and that she was both beautiful and terrible (Dodo couldn't argue there) and yada, yada, yada.

Ew, she's green!

Dodo sighed. This voice was getting insufferable!

Eventually Lady Gladbags calmed down and said she passed the test and would diminish.

"You mean you passed your horse driver's test? That's great! I bet you're going to get one of those sporty horses that's all white, right? Maybe you should paint green accents on it, since you tend to go for that color sometimes."

Dodo was merely trying to be helpful. He was thinking that by test she meant her horse driver's test. Dodo, of course, could never take this test because he's too short.

He also thought that comment about the green accents was a clever one. After all, she had just turned green right before his eyes! Who's to say that doesn't happen all the time? If she had a white horse with green stripes then it would look really color coordinated! And what green-turning, mind-invading, queen Bell that turned strange colors didn't want to be color coordinated with a horse?

She simply closed her eyes and looked a bit tired.

Do you see that? She totally rejected your very helpful advice. I told you she was a bad lady.

Dodo sighed, feeling a little tired himself. "I cannot do this," he said, referring to being unable to cope with his evil voice.

Lady Gladbags smiled and said, "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."

Apparently she thought this a very encouraging comment, so Dodo just smiled and let her help him up. He'd figured out that humoring her was the best way to go. He didn't want to see her go green again or make her get inside his mind. He had enough voices to deal with already, thank you very much.

Note: Is this too short? I don't know. Maybe it's just me. Anyway, hope you guys like it. Sorry for taking a few days to update. Please review!