SC: Hmmm...The first chapter was a bore...

Cheekon: You can say that one again!

Alter Ego: THE FIRST CHAPTER WAS A BORE!

Cheekon: It was a figure of speech... .

Alter Ego: I know! XD

SC: O.O...

Cheekon: On with chapter two...

You Can Throw Me Like A Line-Man

I Like It Better When It Hurts

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Detention wasn't that bad, if you excluded the part where I had to clean the boy's bathroom with a toothbrush. The detentions at Kingdom High are cruel, I tell you. Very cruel to poor boys like me. Selphie had it lucky; all she had to do was straighten out Mr. Horibuchi's desk. She said it was horrible.

"I had to take out a week old tuna salad sandwich! It had mold and everything!" she exclaimed as we walked down the street, away from school. I chuckled, telling her how I had to scrub the toilets. She made a face.

"That's so-o-o gross!"

"I know!"

We stopped at her driveway so I could say bye. She told me that I had better think about telling Riku how I felt about him. She was the only other one who knew that, besides my book and Cloud.

It was embarrassing how Cloud found out how I liked Riku. All I have to say is that it involved with tickles and TV. I'm not going any further in the matter.

I skipped the few more blocks to my house. Hey, even though I had detention, it didn't mean that I had to be really depressed. Depression is caused by the hormones is what I think. Unlocking my door, I entered inside, welcomed by Cloud's smirk.

"So...how was detention this time?"

Did he always have to ask me that question every time I had detention? When I told him what happened at my first detention, which consisted of cleaning the entire art room on all fours, he was wiping away tears from his eyes from laughing so hard.

"Nothing much." I said as I passed him to go down the hall to my room which was on the right hand side. I knew Cloud was following because when I tried closing my door, Cloud stuck his foot out to stop me. I pouted.

"Get out! Don't you read my sign, 'STAY OUT OR DIE!'?"

"No," was his reply as he got in and plopped his big behind on my bed. I glared at him then sat at my desk to start on my homework.

Being a sophomore wasn't that bad. Even if I took all honor classes that gave more homework and harder projects than the other students. But hey, that's what you get if your dad is a lawyer. Lucky Cloud; Dad didn't pressure him to play two instruments, take honor classes, or sound intellectual. Cloud's going to be a senior soon! But, no...Dad wanted me to be the genius in the house.

Stupid lawyers!

I was in the middle of my reading homework (reading the first five chapters of Shakespeare's Life: the Man behind the Famous Plays in History), when Cloud tapped my shoulder. I ignored him.

"Sora,"

I ignored him again, trying to reread how Shakespeare's childhood was like.

"Sora."

I glared at the book.

"Sora!"

"WHAT?"

Cloud was taken aback at my outburst. I was known as the quiet kid at home, only speaking if it was talking about school or how my music practice was.

"Sheesh," said Cloud, running a hand through his blonde spikes. "No need to scream."

"No need to interrupt me when I'm doing homework." I retorted. I placed the book on my desk and turned myself so that I was sitting in the chair backwards. I rested my elbows on the chair top, waiting for what Cloud wanted to tell me.

"Well, no need to be rude."

"What do you want?" I asked irritably. Cloud lay back on my bed, resting his head in his hands.

"Just wanted to know what that note was about."

"Well...I'm not telling."

"It was about Riku," he said obviously.

"How did you—"

"I didn't, but now I do."

Note to self: Stop asking how the person knew the truth since they probably didn't know until you asked. I averted my eyes at him, my lower lip sticking out. Cloud chuckled.

"Nothing to be embarrassed about...remember I'm gay too."

True.

"But, I've never known you had a crush for anyone!" I exclaimed, looking at him. Cloud rolled his eyes and turned over so his back faced me.

"I don't have crushes. I have boyfriends. There's a difference." he said, not even looking at my angry face.

"And what's the difference?"

I heard Cloud sigh.

"Crushes are things that you have that are secretive from the person you like. Boyfriends are the people you've told you like them."

"Oh," was all I could say.

"Besides, you really need a boyfriend." he stated, inclining his head so blue eyes met blue eyes. I frowned.

"And why is that?"

"I get annoyed when you keep staring at my friend at lunch."

My face was now burning.

"I-I don't stare!"

Cloud rolled his eyes.

"Right...and I'm straight," he said sarcastically. I pouted.

"You're so mean."

"And you're such a baby."

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"AM NOT!"

Before I could say anything else, Cloud had already tackled me off my chair, tickling me. I was shrieking and laughing at the same time.

"S-stop! Ha, ha, ha! STOP!"

"Nope," he said, straddling me under his weight. "Until you say that you're a baby,"

"Okay! I'm a baby!"

"And that I'm the best big brother in the whole world!"

"Yeah, yeah. You're the best!"

"I said, best brother in the whole world,"

"Okay! CLOUD'S THE BEST BROTHER IN THE WHOLE WORLD! NOW GET OFF!"

"Dork,"

He got off me as I regained my breath (and my sanity!). I gave him an annoyed look.

"The worst brother in the world," I muttered.

"What did you say, Sora?"

"NOTHING!"

I shoved him out of my room and slammed the door shut on his face.

"BABY!" I heard Cloud from the other side of the door.

"WORST BROTHER IN THE WORLD!"

See how my life wasn't all that perfect? It couldn't get any worse, right?

Right?

End of You Can Throw Me Like A Line-Man

I Like It Better When It Hurts

SC: Right, Sora. It couldn't get any worse... :smiles evilly:

Cheekon: I know that smile...she's going to torture you, Sora.

Sora :cries:

Riku: I WASN'T EVEN IN THAT CHAPTER THAT MUCH!

SC: Hey, in due time, Riku. In due time. You'll probably be a major thing in the story like in chapter uhhh...something...

Riku: You don't know, do you...?

SC: Nope

Riku :raises Cheekon's katana: UPDATE WOMAN!

SC: Love to, but can't.

Riku: Why?

SC: I'm only to stay online for an hour...and my computer's so jacked up I can't get online...

Riku: THEN FIX THE DAMN THING!

SC: ...

Cheekon: I think you just smarted her, for once...

Riku: Good. Now update.

SC: Yes, Master...

Alter Ego: Isn't that the title...

SC: I'm going to change this into a Kairi and Sora fic if Riku keeps telling me to update!

Sora: If you do that SC, I'll chop off your arms so you can't type.

SC: Oooh...Sora's gone bad .

Riku: That's my Sora :huggles:

SC: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH HIM!

Alter Ego: Eh?

SC: LeVeL27Guitar, Riku, Cheekon, and I made a bet that Riku can't touch Sora for two weeks!

Riku: Damn...you remembered... :goes away to be depressed, ALONE:

SC: That's a good thing!

Sora: Do you know how many times I've said I love you, Sara?

SC: Why are you using my first name?

Alter Ego: He wants something...

Cheekon: cough, Riku, cough!

SC: Uh-huh...Riku's your master, Sora.

Sora: NOOOOOO!

Alter Ego: YAY! MASTER AND MAID MOLESTATION!

Cheekon: O.o

SC: YAY:throws confetti in the air:

Alter Ego: Now, touch the blue button that says Go to Submit a Review...or no more updates...

SC: What she said...and I want plushies of Cloud and Leon! WEEEE!

Cheekon: Okaaay...

Sora: Why...? :cries: ;.;