Keynomoe: I'm Baaack! Sorry I took so long to update but it's the end of the year so I'm getting huge amounts of homework.
Kyla: Stop your complaining! You have nothing to complain about. I on the other hand have a HUGE snake crushing me!
Keynomoe: Well sorry. :P Well I guess on with the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew.
Chapter three: Starlight MewsCRASH!
"What was that?" wondered Ichigo.
All of the other girls looked in the direction of where the noise came from. Their gaze laid upon a gigantic reptilian. The girls all looked at each other with the same expression, annoyance.
"So do you think that's where the aliens are?" asked Lettuce. -.-()
Mint glared at her and replied, "Nooo. Some scientists just made a break through in enlarging reptilians."
Without another word the five girls rushed towards the Snake.
Back at the destruction zone Kyla had passed out, and was laying helplessly in the snakes clutches as it crushed her bones. The group of friends stood and looked helplessly at their lifeless friend.
"We have to do something." Whined Amelia. "If we don't Kyla's as good as dead."
Katrina suddenly took a step forward. "You're right we need to do something!" She thought for a moment then remembered that what had happened to Kyla had also happened to her. Gulp. "Well I guess I'll have to save her."
"Hey, why only you!" Lauren remarked. "What makes you so qualified to rescue her?"
Katrina took a deep breath then replied. "You see a strange thing happened to Kyla and me yesterday. When we were walking home we got fused with …."
"….With animals." Caitlin interrupted.
Katrina blinked and did a double take then asked, "Yeah, but how did you know that?"
"Well the same thing happened to me yesterday." Caitlin answered.
"Yeah, it also happened to me." Carolyn chimed in.
Katrina was dumbfounded. "Wait, did the same thing happen to all of you?" Her question was answered by all of them nodding. "Well, what are we waiting for? We've got to save our friend!"
"Yeah!" all of the girls yelled and punched the air enthusiastically. Their enthusiasm was cut short when Amelia asked, "But how are we going to transform?"
This stumped the five friends, but then our favorite dumb person (A/N: If you don't know who I'm talking about it's Carolyn.) answered, "Easy we just do exactly what Kyla did!"
This seemed reasonable so the group got ready to transform. Amelia lightly laid Sakura down on the cold ruble then she joined the group. "Okay gang here we go." Caitlin yelled. All at once they shouted, "STARLIGHT MEW METAMORPHASIS!' Suddenly a big explosion of light emitted from the girls.
Meanwhile Kish was celebrating his victory by some well deserved gloating. "I told you to run away with all of your friends but nooooo you had to play the hero and save everyone. Well, look where that's gotten you! You're almost dead. Well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway since I would've had to kill you anyways." Before Kish could continue his gloating to the lifeless body a spade like whip slashed at him and would have hit if Kish hadn't teleported. "What the hell!" wondered Kish out loud. Kish searched frantically for his attacker. "Who in the world did that?"
"Down here asparagus head!" shouted a voice from below. Kish set his sights lower and spotted the five newly transformed mews. "Now command that evil, but cute, reptilian to release our friend!" Katrina finished this statement with a dramatic pose.
"Oh no, don't tell me there's more of you Mew Mews." Kish groaned. "We only left for a year and yet they've managed to create six new ones! What? Do you guy's breed or something!"
The group stared at Kish blankly. "What are you talking about dude? We've never even heard of you before." Katrina stated.
Kish found this all very interesting. So they don't know who we are. This must mean that they don't know about the other Mews. I could use this to my advantage. Kish thought. Thinking quickly Kish responded, "Well if you don't know who I am then why are you attacking me?"
"He brings up a very good point you know. We should just leave him alone." Amelia said dreamily.
The other friends stared at Amelia in amazement. "Amelia is there something wrong with you?" wondered Caitlin. "The reason why we can't leave him alone is plain and simple. If we do Kyla will be crushed into tiny winy bits."
"Oh, right. I sorta forgot." Amelia responded as she rubbed the back of her head.
"Okay then now that we've got that settled lets get back to business!" announced Lauren. With this they all attack the poor alien at once. (Kyla: 'Poor' alien? He's killing me! Keynomoe: WHAT! I used to like him, so sue me! Kyla: I'll get right on that once I escape from your 'poor' aliens SNAKE! Keynomoe: - I like CHEESE! (Wasn't even listening to Kyla.)
While the battle between Kish and the girls raged on Kyla was still passed out. (A/N: DUH!) Am I dead yet? She wondered. No, I don't think so. Damn, this hurts! If this snake's going to kill me I wish he would just hurry up with it! What's taking him so long anyway? He's probably waiting for that cute, but I would NEVER fall for, alien to tell him to kill me. I bet that alien is gloating right now.
Just then another voice broke through her mind. Man I'm bored. When will that stupid alien tell me to kill her. Why do I want to kill her? I'm just a performer. Man thisss ssucksss. My head still hurtsss from ramming my head into that stupid wall! If thisss doesn't end soon I'm going to missss my belly massage. Man, what I wouldn't do for a nice belly rub!
What in the world! Who is that? Wondered Kyla. WAIT! Is it … Nooo it couldn't be! Still it might be. Kyla pondered for a while until a BRILLIANT plan formed in her head. This is going to take a lot of strength, but here it goes!
Mean while, outside of Kyla's head an epic battle was occurring. At this point it looked as if Kish was losing! He was huffing and puffing trying to regain his breath when another stream of attacks were issued from the girls. This time he just barely dodged them!
"What is wrong with you girls!" Kish yelled from a safe distance away. "Do you take steroids or something?"
"Ha, You idiot only athletes take stairoids!" Caitlin yelled back. (A/N: Sorry for any athletes that are reading this right now. I'll make sure Caitlin will be punished for this! ) Caitlin: Yipes!)
"Now release our friend and we might let you leave in one piece!" Katrina offered with an evil grin.
Note to self 'do NOT go into a dark ally with her! I think I've stalled enough. The girl should be dead now. With this thought in mind Kish did his cut little smirk. (Kyla: 'Cute little smirk'! Keynomoe: I've told you! I used to like him! If you think this is bad just wait until I get to the guy that I REALLY like! Kyla:.) Like I was saying: Kish did his cut little smirk and called out, "You guys are really idiots you do know that don't you?"
The girls stared blankly at each other (Especially Carolyn) none of them understanding what he meant. Katrina then replied, "Looks who's talking asparagus head."
"I told you not to call me that!" Kish shouted furiously, his vein was also throbbing. "And you guys are the idiots! You haven't even noticed that I was only fighting you to keep you distracted, so that my Kirena anima would be able to finish his job on your friend! Now it's too late to save her!" With this Kish bursted out with amazing maniacal laughter and pointed to the spot where the snake was and where the lifeless body of Kyla would lay.
Kish waited for their remorse screams and shouts, but when he didn't hear them and laughter instead he decided to look what was so amusing. When he turned to where his creation was he was dumbfounded at what lay before him. The snake was laying on his back content, and the not at all dead Kyla rubbing his belly! Plus, bit by bit the reptile was turning back to its normal state inch by inch.
"WHAAAA!" Kish screamed. "How can she do that!" he then noticed all of the girls (except Amelia) glaring at him. "Heh heh, I guess I'll be going now. Pie isn't going to like this." He added under hid breath then teleported out of sight.
"Well that was a full day wasn't?" Kyla said with a smile as she turned back to normal as did the other girls. "I wonder what will happen next. Huh, What are all of you guys staring at?"
"How can you be so happy!" wondered Lauren. "You just about got killed! Plus we don't even know why this is happening to us!"
Kyla stared for a moment and thought. After a short time she smiled and replied, "Well I didn't get killed now did I? And for what's happening to us and why we'll just have to wait."
Before anyone could reply to this statement a great sob came from Amelia. "Come back mysterious alien! Come baaaack!"
Everyone stared at there sobbing friend conffuzled. "What's up with her?" wondered Kyla, but all the others just shrugged.
At that moment a great light shone down beside Amelia, and the ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS appeared beside her. Unexpectedly she started to sob with Amelia. Everyone else just stared at the two of them looking very, very, VERY scared.
They became to feel so awkward that they decided to leave. So one of them grabbed Sakura and another dragged Amelia. They started to walk away slowly then decided to screw that and run there hearts out instead. Leaving the poor unloved Authoress to cry all alone. (Tear drop)
OUT IN SPACE!
Venesa sat before the carnage that she had created smiling. The scientists bodies lay on the floor mixed with their blood and the shards glass that was used to kill them. She was admiring the work that she had only done two nights before.
The fools thought that they could control her better if she was a girl. Hah! Well look where that had gotten them. They were fools even before this. Venesa had read each and every one of their files, and they were pitiful. Not a single one had done anything incredible. They were just two-bit scientists. Well they did create her so she would have to give them some credit.
She was perfect. No one in the universe could compare to her. SO why was I created? Ah, yes I remember. I was created to destroy their foes. Hah! Well that's no good since they're dead now. Does this mean that I must now destroy my enemies? Heh, but I have no enemies.
Venesa craned her head and looked at the ceiling. She stared at nothing unparticular, she just… stared. Closing her eyes she fell into an unconscious sleep. In her dreams there was death and turmoil. Babies cried out as their mothers were slayed right in front of their infant eyes. Buildings crumbled to the ground. Fires erupted from every corner. And right in the mists of it all she stood laughing. Her body dripping with the smooth liquid of others blood.
Suddenly she bolted up right bursting out of her dream. She could still taste the blood on her lips, and heart still raced from the battle. So, this is the place where I must go to find my purpose. Humph. Then lets go. "I SHALL DESTROY THIS PLANET AND DEATH COME SLOWLY TO THOSE WHO STAND IN MY WAY!" With this she bursted into an up roar of laughter.
THE THEATER
"Wow, what happened here na no da?" wondered Pudding.
The Mews were now facing the wreckage that the previous battle had created. There was nothing intact. Everything was pummeled to tiny winy bits. The whole place was deserted… Well except for one strange person sobbing about an alien. (Kyla: Um, you know you just burned yourself right then. Keynomoe:.! I did! Wait… when was I ever near something that might burn me? .- Kyla: Ur a freak.)
"Well, um, since she's the only one around maybe we should ask her what happened." Ichigo suggested. "So who wants to talk to her?" Ichigo looked behind her where her group used to be. "Wow, thanks for your support guys." Ichigo said sarcastically.
She walked closer to the sobbing wreck on the floor cautiously not quite sure what to think of this strange girl. "Excuse me, but what happened here?" The girl went on sobbing as if she had not heard what Ichigo had just said. Right when Ichigo was going to try again the weird girl yelled out 'COME BACK MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!'
Ichigo froze for a second because of the shock of this out burst, but then what had been said… I mean yelled registered in her small and insignificant brain. "Wait a minute did you just say 'alien'?"
The girl seized her sobbing this time and stared at Ichigo as if she was some foreign animal. "Who the 'ell are you?" she wondered. "Yes I did say alien. Man I miss that green haired alien."
"Wait, did you say green haired alien?"
"Wait ur Ichigo aren't you! Cool, I'm talking to one of my own characters!"
Ichigo stared at her with new confusion on her face. "Heh, heh, Oookay then. Um, by the way you did say that the alien had green hair didn't you?"
"I did? Oh crap, I did! Shit! Oh, um I meant he had uhh… Purple hair?"
"Oh then it was Pie who destroyed this place"
"Uh no! He had red hair."
"Oh then it was Tart."
"Um, no. He had… Pink hair? Yay! He had pink hair!"
"Pink hair? A guy had pink hair?"
"Yes! Now stop badgering me! I'm going back to my computer, and you will pay for making me look like an idiot!"
Just like that I… I mean the mysterious stranger just disappeared. Ichigo blinked confused at what had just been witnessed. She turned to her group that had magically reappeared, and relayed to them what had just happened. When she had finished they were all more confused then when they had first gotten here.
"What do you think she meant when she said that you would pay?" wondered Mint.
As if the girl had heard this question a fish suddenly appeared on Ichigo's face that was followed by evil cackling coming from the heavens. The voice also said 'This is just the beginning!' Then all was once again silent.
"Right then." Ichigo said as she pulled the fish off of her face and looked at it hungrily. "Anyways, by the look of this place I'm guessing that there was a battle, and I bet that one of the groups fighting are those girls that we're supposed to find. So that means that we…"
"JUST MISSED THEM! ARRRGGGGHHHH!" They all shouted together at this realization.
IN THE SPACE SHIP
Back in the nearly destroyed spaceship Kish had just finished telling his comrades his story. Pie stayed quiet analyzing the situation that they had now found themselves in. Tart on the other hand was going wild.
"I can't believe you got beaten up by a bunch of wimpy girls! That's despicable!"
"Hey, they weren't normal girls! They were mew mews!" Kish yelled back in an attempt to save him self.
"Yeah, but by the sound of it they had just gotten their powers and didn't know how to use them that well at that!"
"Well, they were fast learners okay!"
"Maybe that's right, but what's your explanation for falling head over heals for the fox girl?"
Kish blushed. Then responded weakly, "Well, I uh um, it's not my fault okay!"
Tart raised an eyebrow at this questioningly. "Oh really? And why, pray tell, isn't your fault?"
"She was wearing skimpy clothing." Kish responded proudly thinking this was a just statement. Tart and Pie, however, fell over at this point.
"You're a real idiot you know that right!" Tart yelled at Kish.
Before Kish could respond to this remark Pie cut in. "If these girls don't know who we are then maybe we could bring them over to our side." Stated Pie. (Ryou: Hey, I thought of that first! How dare you steal my idea!)
"One small problem braniac." Kish interrupted. "They already know that we're bad. Remember, I attacked them."
"Actually, they only know that you are evil. They have never met Tart and me, so they have no clue that we're on your side." Pie stated emotionlessly. "Tart and I will go and see them and convince them that we are the only ones that know how to help them with their powers. Then we will befriend them and use them to our advantage."
"Oh I see…" Kish said finally getting it.
"I'm glad that you do. Now I believe that the percentage of this plan actually working is…"
"It means that there's going to be A LOT of cute girls around the space ship!" .
KYLA'S MANSION
"Supper!" Kyla called to her animals who came rushing downstairs to where their food dishes are. "Wow, you two are really hungry tonight aren't ya?" She smiled down at her two pets, and noticed that they were both a bit rougher looking then when she had left them this morning. Okay, I don't want to know.
Kyla sat down on a nearby couch closing her eyes and thinking about the days events. Huh, man what a rough day! To think it started out so normal. Who was that alien anyway? We never did get his name. Amelia seemed really upset when he left though. Wonder what's that all about. Oh well it's her business anyways. A vision of her transforming into that fox thing popped into her head. She frowned at this thought, her brow furrowing. Why did we transform into those weird things? Hmm, I guess that's the first thing we'll have to discuss tonight.
After they had dropped off Sakura at the orphanage, don't worry she had woken up by then, they stopped and talked for a while. In the end they all agreed to meet at Kyla's mansion after supper and talk about what had happened.
Kyla looked up at the clock. It had just turned seven her friends should be arriving at any moment now. Hmm… What happened to us might be the same thing that happened to those Mew Mew girls' last year. A thought suddenly struck her mind and she hit herself for not realizing it sooner. I'm so stupid! Why didn't I think of this sooner! That alien was one of the ones trying to destroy this world! Duh! God, I can't believe I forgot about that. Now where did the Mew Mews call there base again? Hmm… I think it was something like Café Ew Ew… Naw it can't be that. Oh well, I'm sure the others will remember what it's called.
At this instant the doorbell rang, interrupting her deepened thoughts. Kyla jumped up and ran for the door. She tried to slid to a stop in front of the door, but tripped over her own feet causing her to topple over a coffee table. When she finally got to the door, after rubbing her many bruises, she wrapped her hand around the cold metal door knob and yanked the door open. There stood the five girls smiling back at her.
"Yo Kyla! Watsup!" exclaimed an over excited Carolyn.
"The ceiling and the sky!" Kyla replied smiling back.
After this Kyla invited all of them in and they all sat on the comfy couches and stools in the living room. The living room was two times as big as it should be and was painted a nice teal blue. All the furniture matched the walls with swirls that look like water ripples. Only one thing wasn't teal and that was the cherry wood table in the middle of the room. It had dragons carved into the legs of it, and a magestic unicorn carved into the top of the table.
Anyway, enough describing. When they had all made themselves comfy the conversation began.
"So, what do you think happened Kyla?" wondered Katrina. This was followed by everyone turning and staring at the surprised Kyla.
"Hey, wait! What makes you think I know what's happening?" Kyla glared as she said this.
"Umm… One thing is that ur smart!" smiled Carolyn suddenly clomping onto Kyla's arm. "Oh, and another is that we all know that you were thinking about it before we got here!"
Kyla grumbled before answering, knowing that they were right. "Fine! You're right. I was thinking about it while I was waiting for you guys." She paused at this because she saw smug little grins appearing on all of their faces'. "I do have an idea of what has happened, but I'm not positive that it's totally correct. Anyways, you guys know what happened last year with those girls called the Mew Mew, you know how they got infused with animals?" This comment was answered by a lot of heads shaking up and down. "Well, I think what had happened to them has happened to us!"
"Wow, that is SOOOOO cool!" exclaimed Caitlin as she started to jump up and down. A thought struck her and suddenly stopped jumping. "So… um… what do we do now?"
Kyla considered this thought for a moment then answered, "Well, their head quarters is a Café called something like 'Café New New', so we should probably go there and ask what the hell is going on."
"The Café is called Café Mew Mew!" Blurted out Carolyn.
Everyone stared at her for a moment then Lauren asked, "Uh, Carolyn how do you know that?"
"I go there everyday and eat cheese cake! Woooooooooooooo! I LOOOOOOVE their cheese cakes! They rule!" All her friends still looked suspiciously at her so she added, "Oh, yeah. I also like the pinkness."
Kyla's eye twitched. She couldn't stand pink! It was just so… PINK! Pink was the purest of evil in her book. Shaking her head of the thought of strangling Carolyn she continued the conversation. "Well, now that we know where to go I have something else to ask you guys." All the others silenced at these words and listened intensely. "I was wondering, if we are going to become a group like the Mew Mews what should we call our selves?"
All the girls were silent for a moment contemplating this very good question. Minutes after Amelia piped up with an idea. "Why don't we call our selves the starlight mews? After all it is what we keep on saying to transform."
Everyone exploded with cheers and "yes's" and patted Amelia on the back. The new group of super hero's now had a name! They were now the Starlight Mews!
"This brings up a new question though." Kyla pointed out. "Who's going to be the leader?"
At this statement the whole group, except for Kyla, started to grin at each other as if sharing some unheard secret. They all then stared at Kyla and Katrina spoke up, "We all decided that you should be the leader because you're most qualified." All the girls nodded in agreement.
Kyla was speechless. She couldn't believe that they wanted her to be the leader! Over whelmed feelings consumed her.
"Umm… That's the reason we chose her?" wondered Carolyn. "I thought it was because of what you guys said on the way here. You know the part about how the leader always seems to get captured and tortured by the bad guys."
The feeling of over whelm ness dropped like a rock. Kyla was now feeling depression. "Wow, thanks guys. I'm sooo honored." She responded sarcastically.
They all glared at one another then without warning bursted out laughing as if nothing had happened.
After whipping a tear from her check, caused from laughing so hard, Kyla continued, "Well, now that all that stuff is cleared up I have one more thing to discuss. The alien that we encountered today I believe is…"
Kyla never got to finish this thought for it was interrupted by a loud crash coming from outside. The group rushed towards the door to see what the commotion was all about. Outside there were two aliens who had just crashed a car. (A/N: And we all know who they are!)
"…evil." Kyla finished weakly.
Tart, now noticing that someone was there, exclaimed, "Prepare to join our side Mew Mews!"
(END CHAPPIE 3)
Keynomoe: Well this was a long chappie! I'm finally done! Woo! Well, I'll get working on the next chappie soon so keep posted! Please review! I really need some encouragement. (puppy dog eyes) Well, later!