The Power of the Q- Ch. 2- Fine I'll Go!!
"Q!" I said as soon as Q finished showing the Bridge of how we met. "Get the hell outta here, now! No one likes you! Go bother Picard or Riker or Sisko, just not me!"
"But Tommyboy, your beautiful Captain invited me for a trial." Q looked at the Captain with puppy dog eyes, trying to look cute, but failing. "Plus, I've chosen you to become a human with Q powers. Not a Q, mind you. You'll get one day to do whatever you want, except helping Voyager or telling Starfleet about Voyager. At the end of the day, I'll come and get you and you'll tell the Captain about what you think of the Q life. Then, you'll get two more days to play with your Q powers. Have a fun time." Q snapped his fingers, and for one second I wasn't there, but then I came back. "Now don't forget, don't tell anyone about Voyager being lost, unless you're like thousands of years in the future. Oh, and make sure Culnac and the guys don't screw everything up."
"Culnac?" Janeway asked. "Who's Culnac?" Janeway turned to me.
"If you're going to tell a story, Tommyboy, tell the whole thing." Q said.
"Culnac's the name of my symbiote. I was going to tell you awhile ago, but as you know, there was a little problem with Tameth and then I forgot, I guess." I smiled innocently.
Captain Janeway looked at me and nodded, "Fine, but don't do it again. Now, go try out your powers." I snapped my fingers and disappeared.
"Do you know where Tom went, Q." She asked sternly, wondering if Q actually did know everything.
"Yes, when I want to. He has Q powers, Kathy. He could be right here, in the future, the past, on Earth, in Thor's galaxy, on Deep Space Nine," Q was about to continue, but then I showed up. "Where'd you go Tommyboy?"
"Away from you." I smiled.
"Whatever, you'll give your opinion-which won't be based on how much you hate me-in one day. I'll pop in now and again, you can go now." Q smiled waving good-bye.
I looked at Janeway. "You can go Lieutenant, but remember this is a trial, don't base your opinion on how much you hate Q." She and Q went into her ready room.
I waved goodbye and snapped my fingers. But an instant before I disappeared, I heard Q say, "Oh, dear Kathy, I forgot to tell Tom-" And I disappeared.
Go back!!! Hear what he's saying!!! I thought. I got back to the Bridge just in time to hear the end of what Q was saying. Only, it seemed that no one noticed me. Invisibility... nice.
"-might put him on the view screen a couple times." Q smiled. "I could also ask him to do different things, which he'll have to do, like go visit Earth to see something, or go to one of the many Alternate Universes where you and him are lovers." Q smiled a mischievous grin.
"Q!!! If you don't be quiet, I'm going to rule in favor of that Q," Janeway said pointing to QSU. "now, if you'll excuse me, I want to be alone." Janeway walked off the bridge and into her Ready room.
"Feisty, isn't she Chuckles?" Q asked Chakotay. Chakotay didn't look to happy with his nickname. Q patted him on the back and snapped his fingers, no doubt coming to see me.
I snapped my fingers and decided to go visit Jadzia.
I appeared in Jadzia's quarters, I started looking around, but I couldn't find her. I came out of her bedroom and I saw Q. Q was just standing there smiling.
"What the hall are you doing here Q?" I asked.
"What're you doing here Tommyboy? You already know that you can turn invisible, which is what you always have to be because we don't want people finding out about Voyager now don't we? Are you here to do a little check-up on Dax?" Q smiled like there was an interesting reason to why I came out of Jadzia's bedroom.
"Q! She's not even here!! Plus, we're just friends." I yelled. I walked to Q and we were standing face-to-face.
"Right and you were just friends when your parents were away and she came over. And you were just friends when you two went up into your room and-" I put my hand over Q's mouth.
"How'd you know about that?" I asked taking my hand off of Q's mouth.
"I'm the all knowing Q, Tommyboy. I would've thought that you would've gotten that by now!" Q smiled and disappeared.
"I hate him." I muttered to myself.
"You can't hate me, I'm so lovable Tommyboy!!" A voice said. It was probably Q. "I'm going to the trial now." Defiantly Q. "I want you to go into the past, about one week after Voyager disappeared. But I don't want you to go back on Voyager at that time; I want you to be here, on Deep Space Nine. It'll be interesting. Now, go on and do it, while I go to that stupid trial. Have fun with Dax!!" The voice stopped talking and I guessed that Q was gone.
Okay, I thought. time to leave before he says hello again. I snapped my fingers and I ended up two years in the past of Deep Space Nine.