AerisTifaYuffie: Hey everyone I am starting chapter 2 of "Seymour's says" YAY Seymour here is excited.
Sakura654: Sup people here to support Aeris so ignore me here I am just kidding with you. Well let's get on with it and Older Link can you do the disclaimer.
Older Link: ok boss lady
AerisTifaYuffie: Hey I am the boss and she is the co boss
Older Link: right sorry boss lady and I will be honored to do the disclaimer co boss lady. Boss and Co boss ladies don't own anyone but themselves.
AerisTifaYuffie: thank you older link and let's get on with the story. You should know by the chapter who the mystery person is lol well not really mystery person since I already said it. Wesker is from Resident Evil if you don't know and we forced him to be on. Alright here is chapter 2!
Seymour: Hello and Welcome Everyone to Seymour Says!
Audience: YAY GET ON WITH IT
ATY- I hate having the audience yell…
Seymour: I know well anyways let's get this show on the road. Today we have here Arnold Wesker!
Wesker: It's ALBERT WESKER
Seymour: Yeah sorry whatever now Wesker we will be playing a game I like to call Seymour Says by me.
Wesker: ok sees a Sakura a shudders It's that damn girl that thought I was Santa and hugged me a chased me and gave me this list on items she wanted! She is creepy man!
Sakura: HI BIG HEAD! AND SANTA!
Wesker: I DO NOT HAVE A BIG HEAD!
Sakura: Yes you do!
Wesker: sighs
ATY: Well you were at the North Pole in a Santa outfit you know and you could have at least get her the Game Cube so she can give me to repay for destroying it.
Wesker: snickers that's all I had and if you really want a Game Cube here hands Game Cube Just don't make me give whatever else she wants
ATY:takes it Works for me.
Seymour: Alright now let's continue
Audience: YAY
Sakura: waa oh well Seymour go right ahead
Seymour: Seymour says to bring Steve back to life without being controlled.
Wesker: awww and I wanted to play with Chris's sister's heart damn! brings back Steve removing the t-veronica virus can I at least keep the virus
Seymour: yes
Wesker: YAY
Seymour: I didn't say Seymour says. Now Seymour says you can keep it since I am a nice guy
Wesker: sad and then when he hears what Seymour said is happy
Steve: hey everyone I am alive
Audience: stares gasping while men cover the women's eyes
Wesker: Yeah just go already looking away
Steve: doesn't understand Fine Mr. Grumpy leaves
ATY: That was horror right there!
Sakura: Yeah can we check out what's going on there.
Seymour: Alright screen appears and shows Steve walking on the sidewalk while the cars crashed and there was a fire and people are running all over the place. He still doesn't notice"
Sakura: can he at least cover that part
ATY: I think I am dead.
Seymour: Ok Wesker Seymour Says get the guy some clothes
ATY: Fast because seeing him naked is just sad!
Sakura: Yeah make him stop being nick!
Seymour: Nick!
Sakura: yeah the Australian word for Naked. It's in this book shows a Australian dictionary of a pic of a nick
Seymour: ewwww
Wesker: already has clothes in hands and goes to Steve fast Hey idiot did you notice you are nick I mean naked!
Steve: huh! looks down at his body oh my gosh I didn't.
Wesker: You should feel when you are naked hands clothes
Steve: Well feeling is new to me since I am alive. puts clothes on while Wesker looks at a hot girl
ATY: one question Steve how was death?
Steve: It was ok. Well after I died these big Red bloody letters came up and said "YOU DIED"
Sakura: Amazing just like The Futurama
Steve: Yeah except the letters were White and it said "GAME OVER"
ATY: Then what happened?
Steve: I was somewhere but didn't know where
Seymour: was it the Farplane?
Steve: I don't know
ATY: Cool the Farplane exists
Seymour: Of course it exists
Wesker: Alright you go see Redfield and I will go back to the studio goes back to the studio can we continue?
Seymour: Huh yeah ok! Ok Seymour says to tell your men to take over Mars and call it "Seymour"
Wesker: What! But it's Mars here and we were planning to call it "Wesker"
Seymour: Oh well you have to do it! I said Seymour says!
Wesker: grumbles as he calls his men and tells them everything It should be on the news right now
Sakura: wow that quick
Audience: YAY
Seymour: puts on the news
News reporter: Agents take over Mars and arrests Aliens there. Now Mars is called "Seymour"
Sakura: turns off TV Awesome Aliens are arrested! Serves them right!
ATY: Sakura I told you 50 million times THE AL BHED ARE NOT ALIENS. ASK RIKKU IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!
Sakura: hehehe they still are
ATY: you are so lucky she isn't here
Audience: She was here a while ago!
Wesker: how do you guys say the same things at the same time?
Audience: I don't know
Seymour: Audience has their ways. Now Seymour Says to admit to the world….
Sakura: THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEAD
Seymour: Yeah what she said
Wesker: What! That's Torture! You are making me lose my Rep here!
Seymour: Seymour Says
ATY: Poor Wesky!
Wesker: Fine WORLD I HAVE A BIG HEAD happy?
Seymour: Yep!
-Ada's house-
Ada: watching show spits the tea she was sipping that is low
-Chris and Claire's house-
Chris: spits out coke drinking while laughing that was so low it's good!
Claire: sighs but still in shock
Steve: who was there laughs along with Chris
-Wesker's mom's house (who apparently is alive)-
Wesker's Mom: This is all his father's fault for having a big head. My poor baby Starts Crying
-Back at the Studio-
Audience, Seymour and Sakura- still are laughing
ATY: I still think he doesn't have a big head and I love Wesky (no not like that you guys) so I can't hate him!
Seymour: (stops laughing) Ok everybody that's all the time we have. See you next time on "Seymour Says"
Audience: (stop laughing and cheer )Wesker! Wesker! Wesker! Seymour! Seymour! Seymour!
ATY: Well there you go. Longer chapter then Sakura right isn't that cool of me lol j/k Chapter 3 will be Sakura's chapter and I will do Chapter 4.
Sakura: still laughing
ATY: I am so getting my chainsaw to kill her. Well please Review and Older Link do something weird
Older Link: Hi Folks I am just going to go clean up Seymour the planet not him Tootles leaves
ATY: I worry about him