Sakura654: Welcome to chapter 3! (crowd goes wild) ok i hoped you liked chapter 1 and 2! More chapters are on the way!
Edward: and I, the FullMetal Alchemist, will turn this normal garbage can into a bazooka!
The Audience: Booooo! Seymour! Seymour! Seymour! (chant continues)
Edward: You guys wouldn't know real talent if it bit you on your----
ATY: ok well on with the fic!
Disclaimer: do i have to repeat myself!
Chapter three! Street Fighter's Ken Masters!
Ken: ok? What's going on?
Seymour: Welcome to "Seymour Says!"
Ken: O.o' huh? don't ya mean "Simon Says?"
Seymour: No! it's "Seymour Says!"
Ken: ok i'll buy it. What are the rules?
Seymour: The same as "Simon Says"
Ken: But you said----
Seymour: i know what i said! now lets play!
Ken: Okey dokey then!
Seymour: Seymour says to use your Shoryuken (meaning: rising dragon punch) on that mansion!
Ken: THAT'S MY MANSION!
Seymour: Seymour said...
Ken: Damn! SHORYUKEN! (dust clears out) I'm going to get killed for this!
Seymour: Seymour says to do a handstand with one hand and hold a baseball with the other!
Ken: Thats easy!
Seymour: i wasn't finish!
Ken: OO' oh. Go on..
Seymour: and also you have to wear this nightgown!
Ken: Thats's my wife's night gown!
Seymour: hey! i said "Seymour Says!" now do it! Or i'll bring out my Aeon!
Ken: ok! fine! (does what he says) This is so retarded!
Seymour: Well if it is then that makes you retarded!
Ken: Come say that in my face you blue haired freak!
Seymour: watch what you say you might get hurt.
Ken: WHAT! whoa! (falls down) . (dizzy eyes) uh...owie
Seymour: uh-uh-uh...i didn't say "Seymour Says"
Ken: WTF! I---nevermind!
Eliza: (Ken's wife) KEN!
Ken: uh-oh! AHHH!
Eliza: GET BACK HERE!
Seymour: And that was Ken Masters folks! Now on to our next victum!
Sakura654: and that was chapter 3!
Ed: FEAR ME!
ATY: see you soon
Sakura654: REVIEW PLZ!