Ok! Sakura654 is here giving you Chapter 5 of "Seymour Says!" Staring Seymour and his guest star Toad! So sit back! Relax and enjoy the show! (crowd cheers!)
Ed: Also late breaking news! I am going to turn this dull monkey rench into a shotgun!
Audience: BOOOO! Seymour! Seymour! Seymour! (chant continues)
Ed: Screw you all!
ATY: Now on with the fic!
Chapter five! Mario's Toad!
Seymour: Hello Toad and welcome to "Seymour Says!"
Toad: isn't it--
Seymour: NO! it's "Seymour Says!"
Toad: ok then! So now what?
Seymour: Seymour says to eat this mushroom!
Toad: 0.0' NOOOO! i'm not doing this!
Seymour: Seymour says! now do as i say you shrimp!
Toad: SHRIMP! i'm two feet tall!
Seymour: Don't get smart with me you toadstool! now eat! Before i get out my Aeon!
Toad: ok ok (eats it) ewwww
Seymour: i didn't say "Seymour Says"
Toad: WHAT!
Seymour: i didn't say "now!"
Toad: Oh brother! Give me a break!
Audience: Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!
Toad:T-T' i rest my case
Seymour: ok! Seymour Says to wear this princess dress and run around saying " I'm a retarded mushroom and i live to tell about it!"
Toad: SAY WHAT
Seymour: i said "Seymour says!"
Toad: damn it! ok then! (runs around with the princess dress on) "I'm a retarded mushroom and i live to tell about it!"
Seymour: ok you can stop now! The show is over!
Toad: (stops) huh!
Seymour: uh-uh-uh! I didn't say "Seymour Says"
Toad: OHHH! DAMN IT! I hate this show!
Seymour: Hate is such a strong word
Toad: Shut up! You made me eat a mushroom! and...and...oh-no..
Peach: Grrrrr...Toad!
Toad: oh my! (closes his eyes) it wasn't me!
Peach: (gets really angry and chases him)
Toad: AHHHHHHH!
Seymour: And that was Toad! Tune in next time to see who will be my next victom!
Sakura654: hoped you liked it! tune in next time for chapter six!
Ed: FEAR ME!
ATY: (rolls eyes) don't leave without leaving a review!
Sakura654: What she said!