Title: The Stylings of the Spontaneous Stories of Cindy and Sandy

Authors: Cindy and Sandy

Rating: G…for generalizations

Chapter 2~Trailor Treasures

~Meanwhile~

::Loralia is sitting in Sociology class in Some Random Cornfield, Iowa::

Mr. Ferns: Hello, my name is Mr. Ferns and this is Sociology class!

Random student: Yes…we know! This is the 3rd month we've been here! WE KNOW YOUR NAME, MR. FERNS! AND WE KNOW THIS IS SOCIOLOGY CLASS! GET TO THE SUBJECT MATERIAL!

Mr. Ferns: Oh…yes…::whispers under his breath::...I am Mr. Ferns and I will destroy all these children and have complete control over all!

Some other random student: What?

Mr. Ferns: Huh? Nothing! I mean…we're learning about minorities! Yes, that's what I said! MINORITIES!

Loralia: You mean racial and ethnic groups like Asians and-

Mr. Ferns: MEXICANS!

Students: You mean Hispanics?

Mr. Ferns: Yes, them too…I'll tell you something about those Mexicans…they're trailer treasures!

Random Student: You mean trailer TRASH?

::Mulder and Scully enter the school and are shot dead instantly…the students stare for a moment then return their attention to Mr. Ferns::

Mr. Ferns: No…trailer treasure! You can't trust 'em! I know how they operate…They'll buy a trailer and fit 700 of 'em in it!

Loralia: Mr. Ferns, aren't you teaching us to be Bigots?

Mr. Ferns: What? Where'd you get that crap? Some Jew tell you that? Stupid Jews! PRAISE HITLER! MIEN KAMPF!

::Several students stand up and leave the room::

Mr. Ferns: Where you goin'? To join those stupid communists?

Students: No…we're Jewish…

Mr. Ferns: Oh…GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLASS!

::Loralia sighs in disgust::

Loralia: Mr. Ferns, we do this every day…can't we just learn something new?

::Mr. Ferns points to the two dead bodies::

Mr. Ferns: THIS! THIS IS NEW! THIS IS BECAUSE OF THOSE CHINESE! AND THOSE DAMN WHITE PEOPLE…and their women's need for sexual gratification! It's my turn she says…MY TURN! I'LL SHOW YOU WHOSE TURN IT IS, WOMAN!

Loralia: Well, yes, this is new…but it doesn't mean it's HELPING…

::The bell rings::

Mr. Ferns: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLASS, WOMAN!

Loralia: Well, yes, I have to…the bell rang…

Mr. Ferns: Well, yes, my name is Mr. Ferns…yes it is…

Authors' note: We have absolutely nothing against Hispanics, Jews, communists, Chinese, or White women…because we are white women…We are also Hispanic, Jewish, Communist, Chinese, and even a little bit Italian! Just kidding…No seriously…no offense…