ATY: Hello! It's ATY at your service. This chapter will be weird because there will be some competitions if you know what I mean.
Older Link: I worry about what will happen.
ATY: don't worry nothing will happen….much.
Sakura: As you can see the mystery person is Dante from something
ATY: Devil may Cry idiot! Oh well anyways Get on with the disclaimer Older Link and let's get this party started.
Sakura: PARTY! WHERE!
ATY: (sighs) It was an expression baka nei usagi ikeike!
Sakura: Then why didn't you say so!
ATY: (sighs) Older link just start talking before I kill some random guy with my chainsaw.
Older: You wouldn't want that dirty with icky blood would you boss lady! Anyways Boos and Co boss Ladies don't own anything except themselves.
ATY: (leaves without saying anything)
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Seymour: Welcome to Seymour Says! I am Seymour saying please applaud!
Audience: (claps harder and cheer) SEYMOUR! SEYMOUR! SEYMOUR!
Seymour: Thank you, you are so kind.
Random guy: Hey guys I am better then Seymour. (Starts doing tap dancing)
Audience: BOOO WE WANT SEYMOUR!
Random Guy: TT a really evil audience (leaves to shoot himself)
Seymour: That was disturbing ok anyways let's get this show started and everyone welcome Dante!
Dante: (comes out waving to the audience.)
Audience: (cheers and claps)
Dante fan Club: WE LOVE YOU DANTE!
Sakura: Who invited them!
Sephiroth: Nobody knows/
Dante: Thank you ladies.
Seymour: Ok now Dante Welcome to "Seymour Says"
Dante: Cool! I went to one of these places but it was someone else. It was-
Sakura: Was it "Inuyasha's says"
Dante: yep
Sakura: Don't think that Inuyasha Says is better!
Seymour: I agree with Sakura because Inuyasha just wants to be a show off.
Dante: Oh ok
Seymour: Speaking of Inuyasha Seymour Says to go to Inuyasha's show and cut his hair off while it's on the air and it looks like the show came back right now so go.
Dante: WHAT! I CAN'T! Inuyasha will kill me!
Seymour: sorry but it's "Seymour says"
Dante: But-
Seymour: Don't make me summon Anima on you
Dante: ANIMA! AHHH OK I WILL GO! (dashes and runs to Inuyasha's Studio)
-At the Studio-
Inuyasha: Dante What the hell are you doing here! Also with the scissors. We have a guest here which is Tidus.
Tidus: ………………..
Dante: It was a "Seymour Says" thing sorry Inuyasha (cuts all his hair off as the Inuyasha fan girls drop dead and Kagome screams like an idiot on what happened)
Kagome: I only liked him because of his hair and ears, but mostly his hair! AHHH
-Back at Seymour's studio-
Audience: (laughs along with Sakura and Seymour)
Sakura: (sees Kagome and tells Seymour) I have a way to shut her up
Seymour: What?
Sakura: Oh you'll see. (Goes to Inuyasha's Studio)
-Inuyasha Studio-
Sakura: Oh Kagome its' ok here have a hug
Kagome: (hugs her while crying like a drama queen)
Sakura: (puts her pet squirrel she had randomly and puts it inside of Kagome's shirt as it was on Kagome's back)
Kagome: huh (pulls away) I feel something
Sakura: KAGOME A SQUIRREL WENT ON YOUR BACK RANDOMLY!
Kagome: WHAT AHHHHHHHHH (runs around)
Sakura: (laughs)
Inuyasha: (crying that his hair is all off) NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO NARAKU SINCE KAGOME DOESN'T WANT ME….wait that's a good thing. OK!
Dante: Wow Sakura let's get out here (leaves)
Sakura: right behind you (leaves also)
Inuyasha's audience: (laughing so hard)
Inuyasha: IT'S NOT FUNNY! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS SEYMOUR! (still looking at the mirror he randomly takes out) Oh and I didn't say anything about gayness (sweaty) OH KIKYOU WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!
Kikyou: Oh leave me alone you bold creep
-Seymour's Studio-
Everyone: (still laughing as Sakura and Dante enter)
Seymour: Who knew Inuyasha was gay that was awesome and the best.
ATY: I AM BACK!
Sakura: Where did you go! You missed out on a lot of things.
ATY: No I didn't I saw it all on "Inuyasha Says" and good news. Seymour everyone loves your show better then Inuyasha's because you want to know what!
Seymour: What?
ATY: Inuyasha's show is canceled.
Sakura and Seymour: How!
ATY: hehehe before I tell you HI DANTE!
Dante: Hi to you too Aeris.
ATY: hehehe
Sakura and Seymour: TELL US
ATY: Ok sorry. Anyways I went to get my chainsaw and remember Older Link said that I shouldn't get it dirty with blood.
Sakura: Yeah before the show.
ATY: Well I wanted it dirty. So my victum was Inuyasha so I killed him!
Everyone besides ATY: WHAT!
ATY: Yep go Aeris! Go Aeris! Go Aeris!
Audience: Go Aeris! Go Aeris! Go Aeris! Go Aeris!
Seymour: That's the best thing you ever did Aeris YOU'RE THE BEST. Hey one favor, Seymour Says Can I have some of his blood?
ATY: sure (gives chainsaw so he can take some of the blood)
Sakura: Ok can we go on!
Seymour: Ok Now Dante Seymour Says to go to Wesker and call him "Mama's boy"
Dante: HE WILL KILL ME!
Seymour: too bad
Dante: But-
Seymour: (going to summon Anima)
Dante: OK I WILL DO IT
ATY: I feel sorry for the guy
Sakura: Brave strong person.
Dante: (leaves)
-Wesker's Mother's house-
Dante: Hello Wesker's mother.
Wesker's Mother: Yes oh hello Dante good to see you again! I remember when you were 5 years old it was so cute how Wesker always played with you.
Dante: Yes good all times. Say is Wesker here!
Wesker's Mother: Oh yes he is upstairs. Go on dear.
Dante: (smiles) thank you. (Goes up the stairs and thinks) I wonder if Wesker got his evil from his father and who was his father anyway (goes in Wesker's room)
Wesker: Hello Dante I am thinking of Evil plans to take over the world want to help me!
Dante: I am a good guy so sorry but can't! But anyways before I say what I want to say, Who was your father?
Wesker: (shows him a picture of his father)
Dante: (gasps as he sees it and drops it by accident to the floor)
Wesker: Hey be careful the glass might break.
Dante: YOUR FATHER….YOUR FATHER….YOUR FATHER!
Wesker: Yes what are you trying to say?
Dante: YOUR FATHER IS BRUCE WAYNE! BATMAN!
Wesker: uh huh
Everyone in the studio watching: (gasps) THE HORROR!
Dante: But…but…but he is a super hero and his last name is Wayne why isn't your name Arnold Wayne!
Wesker: ALBERT! Oh because his real name was Bruce Wesker. He didn't like the sound of it.
Dante: I can see why but then who is the one who taught you evil!
Wesker: Oh my uncle, Joker.
Dante: YOUR UNCLE IS JOKE AND IS RELATED TO BATMAN! (Dies in wonder)
-Back at the Studio-
Seymour: Well kiddies that was a big shock and scary shock but Dante couldn't call him a "Mama's Boy" but oh well. Having him die in wonder is better then anything! There is the truth the scary Truth.
Audience: (scared still)
ATY: This still doesn't make sense.
Sakura: (only person laughing) CHICKEN BONES ARE ATTACKING!
ATY: I worry about you because I think your dumber then a bucket of chicken!.
Sakura: NO I am dumber then a chicken called Bucket.
Seymour: Anyways everyone that's all the time we have so see you next time on "Seymour Says"
Everyone: (Silent only thing you can hear is Sakura's laughs)
Audience: (still shocked)
Seymour: ok I am afraid now.
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ATY: SHOCKED I SEE
Sakura: (still laughing)
ATY: Older Link please shut her up
Older Link: Ok boss lady (puts a sock in Sakura's mouth)
Sakura: (doesn't notice and laughs inside)
ATY: I really worry about her but anyways there's chapter 6 and see you on chapter. Chapter 7 will be posted soon and that's Sakura's chapter.
Sakura: (talking with the sock still in her mouth)
Older Link: She says Short and Sweet the way she likes it
ATY: (sighs) Anyways PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!