ATY: Hi yall well this is the last chapter until I leave for vacation. And Sirius123 I'll ask Sakura if she can do that character Zhuge Liang.I know this is Sakura's turn but I don't know where she is and I am leaving really soon so this is chapter 8 (even though it's 7) I am sorry but need to post it before I leave and I have no time to edit it so sorry if I make any mistakes.
Older Link: awwww
ATY: Yeah leaving for just a month and well over there I have no internet connections so yeah but I'll promise you that I'll work on it there since I am bringing my lab top to work on a story. How about once I get back 4 long chapters? .Well maybe since I have a lot of stuff to do.
Sakura: (Laughing from last time) just no RE for once.
ATY: I don't talk to RE haters so I am taking you off the story.
Sakura: (stops laughing) WHAT NO!
Older Link: Well let's get it quick kiddies. Boss and Co Boss ladies don't own anything except themselves.
ATY: Sakura I'll see you in heck! (Leaves)
Sakura: AGAIN SHE LEAVES! And she copied that from Buzz on Maggie. (We watch that sometimes when nothing is on lol embarrassed to say that) (Starts laughing again)
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Seymour: Hi guys welcome to Seymour Says!
Audience: (Still shocked)
Seymour: Well I am thinking you are still shocked. Can't blame you as you heard Inuyasha died last time, poor guy but oh well and the shock that reveled Wesker's true father was scary that Dante died this morning but we made Wesker bring him back to life with a little of "Seymour Says" again.
Audience: (still shocked)
Sakura: (still laughing) I can't help but laugh!
Seymour: (sighs) I wonder where Aeris is.
Sakura: (laughing still) oh…she left again… to do something.
Seymour: Hm I hope the people watching this are not dead like the audience.
-Random Person's house-
Random Guy: (drops dead)
-Wesker's deserted house-
(No one there except Blood on the carpet. It looks like someone is invisible and crying)
-Yuna and Rikku's house-
Yuna and Rikku: (crying)
-Back at the studio-
Seymour: ok not to waste time or pages here is the mystery guest: Auron!
Auron: Hello (comes in)
Audience: (shocked still)
Auron: TT I saw what happened so I can't blame you guys.
Seymour: Yes we know. Well Welcome to Seymour Says
Auron: I should hate you for killing Kinoc but I still like your show. Oh and thanks for having Wesker revive him back.
Seymour: oh your welcome
-Wesker's room-
Wesker: (mumbles) making me do all the work!
-Studio-
Auron: So where is Aeris?
Sakura: (laughing still) somewhere
Seymour: Ok she might as well be somewhere important. Ok let's get started. Seymour says to make Wesker resurrect Inuyasha by putting the t-virus in him and mutate.
Auron: Great another mutant (leaves to go to Wesker's Mother's House)
-At Wesker's Mother's house-
Auron: (knocks on door)
Wesker: (opens it) Yo Auron I thought you were dead?
Auron: Eh some random dude found the dragon balls and had 3 wishes so his first one was pizza, 2nd one was some Zelda Games and 3rd one was to have me resurrected. I don't understand how he knew me.
Wesker: I think I know who it is and you don't want to know. So what do you want?
Auron: Can you go Resurrect Inuyasha with the t-virus to mutate him.
Wesker: (frowns as he hears the word "Resurrect" but then smiles as he hears to use the t-virus) Ok then Let me go get it (leaves to go to his room leaving Auron at the doorstep in wonder)
Auron: I wonder…
Wesker: (comes back with the t-virus) alright let's go (They both leave to go to the grave yard nearby where Inuyasha was buried)
Auron: (looks around as he spots the grave. Starts digging with hands and then sees the coffin and opens it revealing Inuyasha's head off because of the chainsaw) Man that's ugly
Wesker: Who him?
Auron: No the coffin. Look at it! Ok so now what do we do with the head and body
Wesker: We need to attach it. TAPE ALWAYS SAVES THE DAY! (Puts duck tape around the neck and head and attaches it) Ok now let me put the virus. (He takes off the lid and puts it all on the body) ok it will go to him and mutate him. Only thing is to close the coffin because then the virus will spread and no more soap operas on TV. Those are good.
Auron: Yeah they are also Spongebob SquarePants.
Wesker: Yes that is a good show. Funny, I like Patrick. (Closes coffin as they get up. Wesker leaves for home as Auron goes back to the Studio)
-Studio-
Seymour: Well that took long
ATY: HEY AURON MY MAN AND SEYMOUR THE BEST PERSON EVER AND Sakura…. Ok anyways I went and found out a new virus called the Get-your-groove-on Virus Also known as GYGO Virus. It makes the undead dance and feed all day and all night. They never stop! WELL ANYWAYS I AM BACL AUDIENCE!
Audience: (Still shocked)
ATY: OH SCREW YOU!
Auron: You know that's good for those Zombie Freaks.
: WHO YOU CALLING FREAK!
Auron: huh?
Seymour: huh
ATY: blahhhh
Audience: (still shocked)
Sakura: (still laughing)
Seymour: Will she ever quit?
ATY: If you know her like I do then you would know she never will stop.
Sakura: (doesn't notice. Still laughing)
Auron: Anyways who are you!
: Duh this is Inuyasha as a damn zombie!
Auron: Oh no
ATY: Oh yes! Seymour do something! Hold on WESKER I THOUGHT ZOMBIES CAN'T TALK
Wesker: (appears out of nowhere) well the zombies you saw before choose not to talk. Inuyasha choose to talk. Simple, Case closed.
Sakura: (Laughing still) Cool Case Closed Rocks!
ATY: (completely ignoring Sakura) But they have no emotions or a soul or for a matter of fact a brain
Zombie Inuyasha: Hey I heard that!
Wesker: They still can talk even though they don't have that.
ATY: Ok Seymour Stop him!
Seymour: Right Stop there Inuyasha your on Seymour Says! So Seymour Says to drink this Liquid (gives him the GYGO Virus in a cup)
Zombie Inuyasha: Ok! (Drinks it as he feels weird inside. His legs are moving to a weird beat with no music on. He starts dancing getting his groove on) DISCO! I NEED DISCO!
ATY: Ok he is even crazier then Sakura over there.
Sakura: (Still laughing)
ATY: WILL YOU STOP THAT!
Auron: Ok I am afraid now.
Seymour: Ok Zombie Inuyasha Seymour Says to sleep for a very long time and wake up when the human and Guado race extinct.
Zombie Inuyasha: (starts snoring)
Seymour: Now Auron Seymour Says to carry him and throw him in a dumpster.
Auron: Fine (takes the idiot demon and throws him in the dumpster and comes back)
Seymour: Seymour Says to shut Sakura up.
Auron: But she never shuts up!
ATY: its ok Seymour I am handling it.
Seymour: More like doing nothing
ATY: TT Oh well we don't have that much time you know
Sakura: (still laughing)
Seymour: Alright I am never getting to the juicy ones.
Auron: look on the bright side. You get money for this and a cheering audience…ok maybe not that (stares at the audience)
Audience: (still shocked)
ATY: (sighs) When will everyone stop!
Seymour: Ok it doesn't matter. Anyways that's all the time we had so see you next time on Seymour Says.
Audience: (Still shocked)
Seymour: I need a better audience that forgets about Wesker's dad being Bruce Wesker I mean Wayne.
Audience: (gasps and shocked a lot)
Seymour: Damn I should have never said that. Alright see you guys (runs away from the Studio)
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ATY: Well I will end it there. A little shorter then usual, right? I don't know for sure. I need to really shut this girl up here.
Sakura: (Still laughing) Shut me up I can't! (Laughing harder then usual)
ATY: (sighs) I am afraid of her.
Older Link: Co Boss lady needs her rest
ATY: Yeah but with all that laughing not only will she not be sleeping but not me or you either.
Older Link: (sighs) some things are not meant to be.
ATY: Yeah so I am locking her in a closet and not letting her out until she shuts up.
Older Link: Are you sure that she will ever stop?
ATY: She will have no choice.
Sakura: I can hear you; you know (still laughing)
ATY: I really worry for her. Anyways please Review and thanks to the 2 reviewers. You guys are awesome and yeah I know some people are not familiar but that's ok. I always don't care when I read stories of crossovers and having people I don't know and people I do know.