Ok! "short chapter maker" Sakura here doing chapter 7 err...um...8 of "Seymour Says!" yet you guys already know that, Oh well. Sit back! Relax and enjoy!

Ed: Ok but first a commercial!

Commercial: He's strong! Athletic! and he's full of Alchemy! He's the FullMetal alchemist!

Audience: BOOOOO! We want Seymour! We want seymour! We want Seymour!

Ed: Damn! all you guys are so cheap!

ATY: (sigh) oh well. on with the fic!

Disclaimer: We don't own anything!

----This chapter is for: Sirius123!--- - I'm such a nice person!

Chapter seven! Zhuge Liang from "Dynasty Warriors"

Zhuge: Ok what's going on--

Seymour: Here?

Zhuge: Yeah

Seymour: My boy! You're here because you're one of the lucky contestants of "Seymour Says!"

Zhuge: (falls a sleep on the chair) ZZZZZZZZZ...

Seymour: HEY! Wake Up!

Zhuge: I'm a wake! Just tell me the rules of "Simon Says"

Seymour: It's SEYMOUR SAYS!

Zhuge: ok! what are the rules Bob?

Seymour: That's Alex! I mean Seymour!

Zhuge: Riiiiiight...

Seymour: Seymour says to eat the chair!

Zhuge: Eat...the...chair? Ok...(eats it then spits it out) Ow! i got splinter in my mouth!

Splinter: (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Hey! You forgot to put the "s" after that!

Zhuge: Oh sorry Splinter. Ow! I got splinters in my mouth

Seymour: Seymour says to kill Kagome for no reason! Muhahahahahahaha!

Zhuge: Hmmmm...i Don't feel like it.

Seymour: Yo! Don't make make me bring out my Aeon,dawg!

Zhuge: Oo' OOOOOkaaaay...? (kills Kagome)

Seymour: Ok homie! Seymour Says to to jump off a cliff!

Zhuge: Ok...maybe tomorrow

Seymour: I Said------

Zhuge: I know, I know "Seymour says" (jumps off cliff and makes a perfect dismount)

Seymour: uh-uh-uh! I didn't say "Seymour Says!"

Zhuge: Yes you did.

Seymour: Well i didn't say to make a perfect dismount!

Zhuge: But you just said "Seymour Says" a minute ago.

Seymour: When!

Zhuge: When you said: "uh-uh-uh! I didn't say "Seymour Says!"

Seymour: Are you getting smart with me kid?

Zhuge: I'm not a kid.

Seymour: Grrrrrrrrr...

Zhuge: Now that's all we have today! Tune in next time for "Seymour Says!"

Seymour: That's my line!

Sakura654: And that was chapter 7! uh...I mean 8! Uh...Oh whatever! Kagome and Inu-yasha is dead! Muhaahahahahaaha! I mean...how sad!

Ed: FEAR ME! AS I AM THE---

Everyone: We know, we know...The FullMetal Alchemist!

Ed: Correct!

Sakura654: Review plz! Hope that ATY has a nice and wonderful vacation!

---Hoped you liked that Chapter Sirius123! More is on the way!--- -