Title: The Stylings of the Spontaneous Stories of Cindy and Sandy
Authors: Cindy and Sandy
Rating: Now changed to PG…for Perfect Grammar!
Chapter 4.5 – Let's Recap, Shall We?
Disclaimer: By the way…to our one viewer? We do not own Mulder and Scully…although we wish we could! Then we can make them dance…dance to our evil songs of happiness! Then we'd kill them-I mean, give them candy! LOTS OF CANDY! But we do own Mr. Ferns! (He's based on an actual person…even though he's not really a bigot, or stupid, or named Mr. Ferns…BUT HE IS OUR SOCIOLOGY SLASH PSYCHOLOGY TEACHER!)
To recap:
Grandpa: Who's fingering the jello?
::Scully sighs::
Mulder: By George! I got it!
::People on the plane around them stare…blink…then stare more::
Some other random student: What?
Mr. Ferns: Yes, them too…I'll tell you something about those Mexicans…they're trailer treasures!
Students: No…we're Jewish…
Mr. Ferns: Well, yes, my name is Mr. Ferns…yes it is…
Loralia: Hey…you guys died!
::Bob Dole dances to it provocatively…ripping off his pants::
Mulder: Oh…that's right, I should probably take mine off…do you have a bathroom?
::crickets chirp::
Mulder: Did he tell you to say this? Does your "grandpa" always touch jello in front of you?
Grandpa: I'm Grandpa!
::Marilyn Manson comes back, armed with anti-kitty spray, to avenge the death of his friend, Bob Dole::
Grandpa: No! Not my beautiful hand sewn drapes!
::Mulder and Scully approach the Pearly Gates::
Mulder: Are we there yet?
God: No
::Mulder and Scully suddenly poof into hell::
Mulder: Are we there yet?
Devil: No
Loralia: I don't even know why I was concerned about you…every time you two open your mouths I want to kill myself…
Scully: YOU VOTED FOR HIM!
Scully: Wow, I've always waited for the day that would happen…I just didn't see it coming today!
::Cindy and Sandy laugh hysterically…until they fall out of their chairs…and pass out from lack of oxygen..then get back up::
::Cindy burps::
::Sandy holds up her hand dramatically:: THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
::Cindy mimics her:: Yes! Until the death!
Sandy: Until the death of what?
Cindy: That's a surprise!
Sandy: Hey, look at that quarter!
Cindy: Yeah, I saw it earlier…but I wasn't going to say anything.
::They wrestle for it::
- The story continues –
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