Title: The Stylings of the Spontaneous Stories of Cindy and Sandy
Authors: Cindy and Sandy
Rating: Now changed to PG…for Potential Gas!
Chapter 6 – One Way Mirrors
AN: That's right…directly from chapter 4.5 to chapter 6! What happened to chapter 5? We don't know, you tell us! Was it written or wasn't it? Did it ever exist? Or did we just feel like matching the chapters to those of the drop down box? COULD BE! ::ponders::
::Mulder sits by him self in his new…room. Well, it's more like a cell::
Mulder: Would you like more Mountain Dew, Mr. Snuggles?
::He sits on a table, holding out an imaginary bottle, to an imaginary stuffed teddy bear::
Mulder: Mountain Dew is GOOOOOD!
::He rocks back and forth, then suddenly stops and stares at the one way mirror for an extended amount of time…like five minutes…unblinking.::
Mulder: …
::He suddenly leaps off the table, pushes it into the corner, jumps behind it, popping his head up now and then::
::Mulder whispers:: They'll never find me here Mr. Snuggles! BUT YOU WILL!
::He starts choking Mr. Snuggles::
Mulder: YOU WON'T TELL THEM, WILL YOU?!?
:: When he is satisfied Mr. Snuggles won't say a word, he starts ripping up the carpet and burrowing under it.::
::Scully views from the one way mirror::
Scully: It's sad to see him like this…OH WELL!
Loralia: Aren't you going to do something about it?
Scully: Like what!? When you've been working with him for five years, wouldn't YOU want to get rid of him?! With the theme song! AND THE DANCING! ALWAYS DANCING, HE IS! THE JOY NEVER STOPS! ::She starts shaking Loralia's head:: YOU'D THINK HE'D BE LONELY OR SAD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! BUT NO! HE CALLS ME AT FOUR IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME THE CARE BEARS ARE ON! THE CARE BEARS! I HATE CARE BEARS! THEY'RE SO HAPPY! AND THEY DANCE TO THE THEME SONGS! ALWAYS DANCE, THEY ARE!
Loralia: Do you have a problem with dancing and theme songs? And that last sentence you said…that didn't even make any sense.
Scully: OH GOD! I CAN HEAR IT NOW! THE THEME SONGS AND THE DANCING! THE SOFT PATTING OF LITTLE FEET ON A LITTLE FLOOR! WITH THE THEME SONG!
::Scully envisions Mulder dancing, surrounded by Care Bears, la la laing to the Smurfs theme song.::
Loralia: CALM DOWN WOMAN!
Scully: I'm…sorry…truly…he's just so annoying! Can you believe that he calls me a man?
Loralia: You're a woman?
::Mulder stops in the middle of burrowing:: SHOW US YER BOOBS!
Guy in white coat 1: Ma'am, your partner is exhibiting some odd behavior…apparently, he wants you to show him your boobs…
Scully: What?
Guy in white coat 2: Please ma'am, we don't want him to try to moon walk on the ceiling…again…
::Scully sighs, then flashes him through the one way mirror::
Mulder: I WAS TALKING TO MR. SNUGGLES!
Guy in white coat 1: Apparently he's gay…
Scully: No he's not…he just thinks I'm a man.
::Guy in white coat 2 holds up a syringe:: It's time for his tranquilizer!
::They enter the room and find that Mulder was burrowed under the carpet and crawling around in circles::
Mulder: I'm a bug under the rug! HEHEHE! ::girlish laugh::
::Guy in white coat 1 aims, then stabs him in the butt through the carpet…obviously they were used to this::
Guy in white coat 2: Got him…
Mulder: HEEEEeeee….::the ball he was in went limp::
Guy in white coat 1: Time to get him out from under the carpet…again.
AN: We pulled parts of this from real events that happened to a friend of ours…like the moving the table in the corner and hiding under the carpet…DON'T LAUGH! Ok, go ahead! We did…