Title: The Stylings of the Spontaneous Stories of Cindy and Sandy
Authors: Cindy and Sandy
Rating: Now changed to PG...for Planting Grains!
Chapter 8 – Surprise! There's no asparagus!
Disclaimer: We don't own anything…not even the fast food place that sounds suspiciously familiar…
:Before heading off to investigate the investigation (Do they even know what they're investigating? Do WE even know what they're investigating? I THINK NOT!), Mulder decides he needs some thinking grub.:
Mulder: I think I need some thinking grub! Let's go to Fardees!
Scully: If you want thinking grub, you shouldn't go there! That just makes you stupid! All they serve is varnish!
Mulder: NU UH! They have "real food" and "asparagus surprise"! And besides…I go there all the….:he starts to drool:
:Scully slaps him:
Mulder: Time!
Scully: Ok, fine, let's go to Fardees!
:They go to Fardees. Mulder orders "asparagus surprise" and Scully ordered "real food" because it was the only thing that actually sounded like real food on the menu.:
Scully: Um…sir? I don't mean to be picky…but…these are just cardboard cut outs of actual food.
Mulder: And…this doesn't taste like asparagus…
Guy: There's no asparagus in it.
Mulder: Then why is it called "asparagus surprise"?
Guy: Well, SURPRISE! THERE'S NO ASPARAGUS!
Mulder: YAY! ASPARAGUS SURPRISE!
Scully: Then what IS in it?
Guy: Well, everything BUT asparagus really.
Mulder: I LOVE ASPARAGUS SURPRISE!
:The Guy looks at Scully: He asks that every time he comes in here, just so he can get excited about it…and he never really eats it. He just talks about it…A LOT!
:Mulder heads to a booth and continues talking about asparagus surprise and how much he loves it.:
Scully: I want a refund
Guy: Sorry, no can do. It's your fault for coming here…
Scully: BUT I DIDN'T ORDER THIS!
Guy: IF YOU DIDN'T WANT CRAP THEN WHY'D YOU COME TO FARDEES?
:Meanwhile:
:Loralia is passed out:
:Anyway, back to Mulder and Scully:
:Upset, Scully heads to the booth and sits down angrily:
Scully: That was a waste of money…
:As she's complaining and Mulder is praising his "asparagus surprise", in walks…AFI:
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