Like, wow! Ugh, writing is and drawing are the only things that can save me from the darkness of what's going on (sighs) and music. Heh, I'm doing all the three right now. Anyways I got this inspiration after screaming Lawn Mower at my friend and then talking about shoes. Just then I thought of Kratos; and I'm like "Kratos singing about shoes and lawnmowers and that drives Yuan in sane, wha a grand idea!" well I was flipping out when I had the idea. Heh, anyway well let's start! And you be the judge to see how crazy this is.

Warning: Um Spoilers? Normal Warnings; Some language

It all began with Kratos and Yuan outside one day. You see, Kratos was acting very spunky today. He gets drunk off air. Well, anyways, Kratos and Yuan were outside enjoying their beautiful day but then Kratos stood up. Glancing over at the seraphim, Yuan just starred as Kratos squeaked and then broke out in a song (prepare yourselves!)

Dun dun dun DUN!
Shoes shoes lawn mowers and shoes
Shoes shoes I love shoes!
Shoes shoes how about you?
Shoes shoes, lawn mowers too!
Shoes shoes shoes are so cool
Shoes shoes I'm a fool

(At this point Kratos is rumaging through the shed chucking lawn mowers in the air randomly. Yuan is trying to dodge these O.O)

Lawn mowers zoom zoom zoom
Lawn Mowers Ca boom! (A lawn mower explodes)
Lawn mowers my collection must grow
Lawn Mowers are the thing yo
Lawn Mowers mow your lawn
Lawn Mowers So pwn!
Lawn Mowers.. Lawn Mowers..
Mow Your Lawn!

Shoes riding a lawn mower
Shoes riding a lawn mower
you better watch your footing
Cause mowing cause sooting
Shoes riding lawn mowers
Shoes riding lawn mowers
Yuan, you're such a hoe!

(o.O EVIL KRATOS!)

Lawn Mowers eating shoes
Lawn Mowers eating shoes
Yuan watch out theres a moose!
Lawn Mowers eating shoes
Lawn Mowers eating shoes
Better get out of my way
Cause Yuan, you die today

So as I conclude my song of
Shoes and lawn mowers
Shoes and lawn mowers
One thing I'd like to say
To you, hey hey hey
Is lawn mowers are hot
And Yuan, you're not!

Author's note:
Kratos what the f--- have you been smoking! I could NOT stop laughing when he called Yuan a hoe. And when he said Yuan dies today O.O Ok well review. And no, I don't Yuan. I freaking love Yuan! Like I have so much Yuan fan art on my homepage on my bio. anyways, how was this song fic? Crazy enough. Well I like it, for once, and it took my mind off my current crisis. And yes, friends who know me in real life, you may hurt me x3!