Things in Spira are always changing, everybody's out to get something or the other, at the cost of throwing Spira into peril of course!
Gippal: You can't Fire Me! I'am your leader.
Al BhedOffical:Your making us look bad, gettin' busted for bootlegging weapons to the Guado
Nooj: How dare you ask me to step down! I gave you order, I gave you victory!
Youth League Official: So this isn't a sphere of you and Lady Leblanc having--
Nooj: I'll hand in my resignation in the morning.
New Yevon Official: Prator Baralai we feel it would be best if we dissolved your role in New Yevon.
Baralai: (shaking in a corner like a new born baby just snatched away from it's mother) Whatever, just keep them away from me! Please make them stop. There after me!
New Yevon Official: ...Sir we've been through this. There is no one after you.
Baralai: You can't see them, because there hiding! Their there! Their after me!
No wonder Yuna always feels apprehensive about everything, the world always needs saving!
"Today on Eye On Spira we take a look at Senator Vera from Bevelle..."
Tidus: So what's with the suspicion Yuna
Yuna: I don't know what it is, but there's something about her I just don't trust.
Senator Vera: (looking pretty and evil)I'll get my hands onthe Great Power if itsthe last think I do!
Clasko: Senator they over cooked your Hot Pocket again.
Senator Vera: (looking deflated) Oh damn.
And sometimes when the chips are really down you need help from Legendary Guardians!
Auron: (hands rapped around Tidus's neck) What part of this is your world now don't you seem to understand!
You don't have to be mad about it and you don't have to be glad about it. Just get the job done, Any Which Way You Can!