Summary: Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, Shigure, Haru and Momiji get the chance of a lifetime as they are whisked away on a four-day trip on The Orient Express! But all trouble breaks loose as some one is killed and a detective-type crime sweep pursues…

"A TRAIN RIDE TO REMEMBER"

CHAPTER 17

"Ahh, you... Thanks to you, I skipped a number, but it doesn't matter... look" and he threw four more folders to the ground, each with a picture of Tohru, Shigure, Momiji and Kyo "I'll make up for it by killing you all!" and he whipped out a knife, the knife they saw earlier, the one he used to kill every one...

"Everyone! RUN!" shouted Kyo and they did

They ran through carriage after carriage, trying to dodge the Inspectors attacks, Shigure got cut by the tip of the blade, as he ran. He carried on thought. They reached the last carriage, the luggage carriage, the same room, low hanging beams, cobwebs everywhere and at the back, the body bags. This time there was a new one, Akito's. And five empty ones. Obviously for all of them.

"Well, this is nice" said the Inspector "you've saved me the trouble of dragging your sorry asses down here"

"That's IT" shouted Haru "COME ON THEN! IF YOU'RE GONNA STAB ME! STAB ME!"

"Never had an easier chance" said the Inspector, then he trhust the knife into Haru's abdomen and ran out of the carriage, further up the train

Haru fell to the floor, Tohru dived onto him

"Haru! Haru!" she screamed "Are you OK!"

But Haru merely changed into his zodiac form, the cow

"HARU! SPEAK TO ME!" Tohru cried "PLEASE!"

"T..T..Tohru..." said Haru "Get him... for me!" then he fainted

"NO!" shouted Tohru "look after him you lot! Keep him warm! I'm not letting him leave this train in a bag! This guy has messed up our trip too many times! I'm gonna kill him myself!" and she grabbed a knife off the wall near the bags

"I'm coming with you!" shouted Kyo "he killed the only bastards I liked to argue with!"

"C'mon!" shouted Tohru, and they ran

The train jerked forward, they were moving. At the door, they found Haru's folder and a piece of paper with a red stamp marking that said 'TERMINATED'. This got them more angry and they ran faster, looking in every spot where the Inspector could be: the toilets, beds, compartments, under dining tables, in the kitchens, under benches. They reached the last carriage nearest the train, the Smokers' carriage.

They got inside to see the Inspector, smoking one of his enormous cigars.

"Well, hello again" he said "I've been expecting you"

"Of course you did, dick-head!" said Tohru "You've killed one too many of my friends and now it's your time to die!"

"Well, I'm afraid that's not possible" said the Inspector "but, it is one persons time to die, yours"

Then Tohru held up the knife walked over to the chair, and went to stab the Inspector, but she stabbed the chair and put a hole in it. He ran to the bar, and threw liquor bottles at her and packs of cigarettes and cigars. Luckily, no liquors bottles hit her, only the cigarettes and cigars did.

She charged at him, throwing punches and the knife everywhere. Now Kyo started to get involved as the Inspector pucnhed Tohru and she fell down.

"You OK?" he asked

"Fine" said Tohru, and the fight carried on

The fight lasted about 10 minutes of unsuccessful stabbing and punches. But finally, Tohru gave one swing saying: "This is for everyone you've killed!" and stabbed him, right in the middle of the chest. He staggered back, knocking over a number of tables and landed in the corner.

Kyo opened the carriage door, revealing the tender and engine, and the tracks below

"Will you do the honours?" he asked

"Gladly" said Tohru

"NO! PLEASE I BEG YOU!" shouted the Inspector

"Yes, let's not, like this" said Tohru, and they tied him up#

They pushed him under the train... THUD! was the noise heard as his body bounced back up and hit the train

"That'll teach ya to mess with us!" shouted Kyo

"And to murder innocent people!" shouted Tohru. Then she remembered "HARU!"

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