Zidet: Hey Hey!
Axl: I can't believe You and Dragn are going to make fun of me?!
Zero: I can..
Axl: Zero?!
Zero: what?
Axl: you are agreeing with them?
Zero: of course.
Zidet: Whatever...shut up.. ahem Well this is..erm..Zidet DS. I am merged with DragnStryker with this story and we will be working together as a team to complete this .
Fefnir: oh no!
Zidet: Don't worry Uncle Biscuit. We won't make fun of you...much..
Disclaimer- Zidet And Dragn do not own Megaman as you already know...and well..yeah..you get the rest.
In the Hunters Base, all was silent as all the reploids stared out to the three who had just entered. Whispers could be heard from all around them as they walked in. Axl held his head down as he sighed a bit walking behind Zero and X.
"Step aside everyone..nothing to see here"! X yelled out to everyone as he pushed some nearby hunters out of the way.
The crowd became silent as they suddenly all looked to Axl. Some smiled and some looked very confused. Others just glared with jealousy.
"Hunters! We have finally returned from our mission to give the great news"! X held his hand up to silence everyone. It became quiet as they all looked to the blue reploid with happiness.
"Rejoice! For the Evil wicked Sigma of the West is dead!" Zero shouted raising his saber and striking a pose with his eyes closed. He heard nothing for a moment as he opened his eyes slightly looking around. The hunters all stared with raised eyebrows.
"well we already knew that..The problem we have is how on earth you defeated him".
Axl grimaced and put one hand to the back of his head as he held a small orange item in his other hand that seemed to have been chewed on. X looked back to Axl and shook his head biting his lip and looking back to them all.
"Yes yes... Axl defeated Sigma..but in a very disturbing way..." he muttered as he looked back to the orange item in Axl's hand.
"well get on with it..What happened? Tell us how it happened"? They questioned.
Zero still stood in his pose and cleared his throat as he returned to his original state and puffed out his chest.
"I will be glad to tell the story. Here is what happened.."
"Once upon a time there lived a world where fairies and ponies lived in peace and harmony..But.... then were quickly struck down by mavericks. All was usually well until the main leader of the group arrived to rule the land of Fairy Reploids.The evil Sigma of the West. He was the evil Fairy Reploid who enjoyed blowing up things. And then some....
Enter out hero's...The three Maverick Hunter Fairies.. Axl, X , and Zero. They were dispatched from Maverick Hunter Fairy HQ to obliterate FairySigma and turn him to fairy dust".
"Halt?! What is the point of this"? a hunter asked.
"why can't you just tell us how Axl defeated Sigma"?
Zero jumped up to him and struck another pose.
"He is not Sigma! He is...SigmaFairy...he shuddered and pulled out his saber and held it to the other hunter.
"shall I turn you into pixie dust as well? huh?! do you want that?! Or can I continue with my story?!"
X cleared his throat again and shook his head.
"no no Zero..thats not how the beginning goes. Let me tell it..."
There once was a reploid named Sigma..now he is dead. In honor of his..retirement. We shall reward him with a special name. And we shall call him...Mr.Clean. bald and beatiful! He was such an annoying man to be around. So stupid..so drunk. and so...clean..
Zero shook his head in disbelief.
"what? no,no. I have to disagree. Sigma is not Mr. Clean.. for god's sake he looked like he fell in a toaster when we fought him the last time. Before we fought Lumine?
Axl snickered as he held the orange item, slowly raising it to his mouth as he laughed. He couldn't resist. He had to. Nobody would notice. They were all arguing.
"Toaster-man!"
"Mr. Clean!"
"Toaster-man"!
"Mr.Clean"!
X and Zero argued as Axl began to nibble at the item in his hand as he muttered excitedly.
"oh boy, oh boy,oh boy, oh boy....Gee whiz this is good! If only X and Zero believed me"!
All the hunters stopped listening to Zero and X as they saw little Axl nibble more on the object in his hand.
"oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Soon Zero and X stopped, looking over to him as well as each of them quickly dove behind a desk and chair.
"head for the hills! Axl is eating a carrot!"
The hunters all paused and looked back to the excited Axl with confusion.
"he's just eating a carrot.What's wrong with that"? one asked with a confused stare.
Zero peered out from behind the desk and shook lightly.
"W-we threw carrot at Toaster-man!..and Axl went wild and attacked him! He even tried to eat Sigma! Who wants to eat Sigma?! Axl thats who! with carrots! He has an obsession with carrots! every man for himself"! Zero dashed away ,tripping on the way out.
"I'm off to see the swedish Tonion of Oz! And help repair Axl! who's with me?!" he shouted striking one more pose as he looked to all the hunters. Nobody moved an inch.
He sighed as he walked over to X and pulled him along.
"Thats why you are my only friend.."
Axl nibbled more and rocked back and fourth.
"oh boy, oh boy, oh boy"!
X grunted a little before stopping and looking over to Axl and the hunters.
"Zero..we can't just leave them here clueless.. we have to tell them all the story about how Axl defeated Sigma". he whispered slowly.
Zero shook his head and pointed to Axl who continued to eat the carrot.
"what more is there to say..We threw a carrot at Sigma..and thats when Axl tried to eat Sigma...while constantly yelling...erm.." Zero glanced over to Axl who still rocked in the corner holding the carrot in his arms and hugging it.
"oh boy, oh boy, oh boy"!
"yeah..that...he tried to eat Toaster-man while having a carrot on the top. Its plain and simple".
X shook his head and walked back to the hunters with a sigh.
"no, no.. I will tell them..the whole.....story........"
Zidet: well I know that wasn't that good. But first Chapters always are confusing and weird. But give us a break.
Axl: you all are so mean (cries)
Zero: you wanna carrot? do you boy?
Axl: oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Zidet; he sounds like rudolph...the red nosed....
Zero: reindeer....
Axl" Oh boy! Please Read and review! Oh Boy!!