Cy: You didn't T.T

DS: Look, I had to! All the jokes about Axl being a reindeer had to be incarnated into a story! It would be a waste of good humor if we didn't! I also want to apologize to everyone, especially Zidet, for taking so darn long to update V.v It's been a hassle trying to work on any fics with school these days, but now that it's second semester, I'll have a little more time again.

Cy: And I suppose I'm still stuck with disclaimer duties, even though I'm not in this fic.

DS: You got it buddy.

Cy-sigh-

Disclaimer: DragnStryker and Zidet don't own any Megaman characters, and as cool as it would be, they don't own keyblades (the copyright nor the actual weapon). Oh, and thankfully Winnie the Pooh isn't ours either.

X cleared his throat, beginning his heroic tale, "It was at the beginning of the rise of the Mr. Clean empire. They had just move up from a mere cleaner to Mr. Clean wipes. A Mr. Clean could be found in every household, secretly infected with a dangerous virus. This was no ordinary virus however, this was the Mr. Clean virus! The three of us quickly began investigation. Our journey brought us deep into the depths of the 100 acre woods."

"100 acre woods?" exclaimed a member of the hunters, "How on earth did you get to a fictional place inside of a story book? I mean, did you get a…" But he was quickly cut off as Zero jumped in front of him, holding up a large sword-like object.

"With a Keyblade!" announced Zero, holding the large gold and silver blade over his head, the chain dangling down in front of his face.

"A keyblade?" the reploid began to protest, "Where on earth did you get a keyblade?"

"Silence woman!" interrupted Zero once more, holding the keyblade in front of the now very frightened hunter. Zero showed the young hunter the tip of a carrot hidden in the sleeve of Zero's armor. "You know what happens if you interrupt, right?" said Zero with a grin. The hunter just gulped and slightly nodded.

"Ahem," began X again, "If I may. We found the door to the 100 acre woods and entered it using the keyblade."

"But where on earth did you get a keyblade?" exclaimed the hunter. Zero poked him in the stomach a little bit with the keyblade, smiling maliciously. The hunter gulped, letting the question go.

"The keyblade magically appeared in his hands! They never explained it in Kingdom Hearts either and nobody questioned that!" yelled X, "Now as I was saying! We found a mysterious world of happy things like smiling clouds and green pipes…"

Zero thought for a minute, then argued, "Hey, wait, wasn't that…"

"Never mind!" interrupted X, "It was a happy land filled with buzzing bees and cups of huney."

"Huney?" interrupted the very same annoying reploid, "Isn't it spelled h-o-n-e-y?"

Very angry at this point, X screamed at the reploid, "First off, how can you know how I spelled something if I'm saying it? Second, if you interrupt one more time, your getting a face full of carrot!"

"Carrots? Oh boy!" exclaimed Axl, causing the interrupting Reploid to flinch. Zero though for a minute, then protested, "We can't just keep calling him the interrupted reploid, lets name him Bob!"

The interrupting reploid known as Bob thought for a moment, "Hey, wait a sec, I do have a name ya know? It's…"

"Silence Bob!" exclaimed Zero, "Continue X."

"Thank you Zero." X said, giving him a nod, "Now as I was saying before Bob so rudely interrupted. But the world was filled with sad people, like bears and donkeys, and Rabbits with a carrot obsession." Bob got ready to interrupt again, ready to complain that all rabbits had a carrot obsession, but that notion was quickly ended due to a slight poke in the stomach by Zero's keyblade.

"We took resident's in the yellow bear's house, the one known as 'Winnie the Pooh'. Then, one day, something dreadful happened in Rabbit's carrot garden…."

X paused for a moment, remembering that fateful day.

Tigger was jumping around Rabbit's carrot garden, happy as could be. Rabbit chased after him, angry as could be. And Pooh…. He sat there eating huney as... dumbfounded as he could be. The three of us approached them calmly, ready for questioning. Then the disaster happened. As we approached, the worst thing imaginable happened. Axl was tackled by the rather hyperactive Tigger whom hopped on top of young Axl. "Have a carrot, kiddo!" exclaimed the bouncy tiger as it shoved a carrot in his mouth and bounced off.

"But I dun like carrots." Muttered Axl as best he could through the carrot. The one known as Rabbit went to grab the carrot out of his mouth, but Axl grabbed his hands fiercely and a dark demon was unlocked from within him that was never meant to be unearthed.

"So, he ate one carrot and became a 'demon'?" questioned Bob.

"Yeah, and somewhere in there Piglett died too. Me and X think Axl shot him or something, but we're not really sure." Said Zero.