Zidet: (hides under a rock) My goodness people.. I am so sorry! I didn't mean to keep anyone waiting!
Zero: (crosses arms) whatever.. just continue with this nonsense...
Zidet: Yes..well I better hop to it... (hops with a carrot)
Axl: OH BOY (tackles Zidet like football player)
Disclaimer- Zidet and DS do not own Megaman..but..WE DO OWN CARROTS!
Dragn: No you fool!
Axl: OH BOY! (tackles them both)
Zidet: (twitches) o-ow...
Dragn: Zidet...?
Zidet: y-yes Dragn...?
Dragn: I.. hate you...anyways...get going...
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Bob's eyes widened as he gaped at all of them, Axl still nibbling at the small carrot happily.
"P-Piglet! He shot Piglet"? he asked, practically shouting.
Zero looked over, with a bored stare and nodded.
"Yeah, so? What's the problem, Bob"?
The hysterical hunter lunged forward with teary eyes, grabbing Zero by the shoulders and began to shake him.
"What do you mean what's the problem! It must of been frightening for such a small animal! oh...d-d-d--dear! He didn't feel any pain.. Did he..? Did he"? Bob continued shaking him, tears streaming freely like waterfalls.
X closed his eyes and shook his head in shame.
"Please tell me that...Bob...is part of your unit, Zero.. Let him ruin your reputation".
Axl shoved the rest of the carrot in his mouth and darted back and fourth, before hopping on Zero's head and looking down at the hunter.
"Carrot..? Carrot? Oh boy! oh boy"!
Zero smirked and leaned back , knocking Axl off and pulling out the spare carrot and putting it in Bob's hand.
"hmm well see for yourself on what pain he felt.. I am sure it won't hurt...much." he took a step back as Bob looked at the carrot and then back to Zero.
"huh? How is this here carrot supposed to tell me how..OH GOD"! Bob's face paled as Axl tackled him to the ground shouting with glee.
X looked to all the hunters who seemed to be very confused and terrified. He shook his head once more walking near Zero and looked down watching Axl pull Bob up and drag him away mumbling 'oh boy'.'
"Poor Bob..." Zero whispered to X nudging him. X nodded in agreement rubbing his arm lightly, eyes closing once more.
"MY NAME IS NOT BOB! IT'S- ACK ! DON'T BITE ME,AXL!"
X tilted his head and winced hearing a crunching sound.
"well umm.. a-anyways.. I shall continue with the story...Well.. lets see.. um...well... We were still in the hundred acre wood.." The reploids looked around as a hazy swirly affect started to cover the room. Everyone watched with confused stares.
" What the... are ..is this some kind of joke"?
The haze continued , all of them fading as there was cry of pain and a slash of a keyblade.
"silence! let the memory continue"!
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Back in the Hundred Acre Wood... After..Piglet had already met his fateful end, The three decided to take residence in a home near the stuffed imaginary animals.. that Christopher Robin created. They had to pay no rent, and there was already furniture in the place. And the reason for this was..very simple actually. They took over Piglets house, since he would no longer be using it.
X rubbed his hands together and looked around the small house, sitting in the chair and leaning back, and lifting up a few things, placing a needle between his fingers, gently beginning to knit.
"ah..peace..something I have always wanted. And although it meant the destruction of a small pig like thing.. it was..well.. worth it." As far as everyone else knew.. besides he and the other two.. Piglet had been taken away by Heffalumps and Woozles. Those.. things that you.. are supposed to be a very wary bear.. or something..
As the day passed, Axl sat in the corner of the fire playing with his toys and railroad track. He hummed lightly as Zero sat in a chair reading a newspaper while X continued with his knitting.
"Oh god.. What is our world coming to X? Say's here in the 'Daily Hunny Tree' that thay boy Christopher Robin is turning into a criminal. He robbed the woozles themselves. Oh..and the...Heffalumps..Now that I think about it.. We should of blamed the disapearance if that pig thing on him. He does seem like one to steal pigs".
X put down his needle and looked over at him as he rocked in his rocking chair.
"true..true.. But its to late now. And that doesn't matter. What matters is that we are peaceful.. right"?
Zero nodded slightly and stood up, stretching and walking to the kitchen, opening the small oven, and pulling out three bowls.
"hmm... Porridge...well that's what its supposed to be.." he wrinkled his nose as he backed up, turning away from the slop.
"Hey! Zero! is the food ready"? Zero jumped at the sound of X's voice. He flailed his arms a few times and ran out of the kitchen, grabbing X and Axl quickly.
"um...umm..FIRE! RUN"! he waited for no response as he carried them out. He would be disgraced if they found out he had failed at this one cooking assignment. The stuff looked like slop.. it looked.. gross.
Axl moved back and fourth like a fiesty kitten as Zero raced out of the house dropping them in the woods, where none of them could see the cozy little home that was actually not on fire.
X grunted as he dusted himself off and looked over.
"Zero.. what was that for? Did you burn down the house? How could you mess it up"?
Zero blinked for a few moments , realizing it was perhaps, not the brightest idea to say the house was burning down. That kind of defeated the purpose alone on why he brought them out here.
"I.. I didnt mess it up.. I am just waiting for it to cool.. down.. I was saying f-fire because when I tasted it.. it burned my tongue.. yeah.. so I wanted to go for ..a walk.. and.. look at bunnies and stuff. bunnies..are cute.. always moving their noses and. eating carrots... and.. " he trailed off, seeing Axl lick his lips and take a step toward him.
"oh boy... oh boy.. OH BOY"! he shouted tackling Zero to the ground. X shook his head and walked past them to continue the little nature walk as Zero wrestled with the piglet killer.
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Unaware that they were being watched... The three continued on their way in the forest as there was a slight giggle and chuckle. The sound of light skipping was heard from the left side of the house.. while on the right side.. There were heavy..skipping noises.
"la la la la la."
"mwaha hah hah hahh ahah"
The skipping became closer to eachother as the two, reached the front door, opening it and looking inside.
"Alas! The pigs house"!
"Finally! The secret hideout of the hunters"!
There was silence for a moment as the two strangers looked over and blinked a few times. One was very short with a blonde curly wig on with a pink dress and ribbons. The other was very..big with a giant pink dress on and large fluffy ribbons. He was also wearing a blonde curly wig.
"SIGMA"?
"AUTHOR LADY"?
"That's Princess Zidet to you"!
"oh yeah! well thats...umm Siggy Locks to you"!
Sigma looked down at himself and waddled his way into the house as..another form of me did as well.
"what are you doing in this story..? it doesn't make any sense.. I was supposed to be Goldy Locks.." He explained.
I quickly countered.
"None of this makes sense..Its isnt supposed to .. since when did Zero cook porridge..? and Axl kill pigs.".
Sigma nodded his head.
"well you have a point.."
"Yes..and X..knitting".
Silence.
"Well actually Zidet..."
"Never mind..I .. don't want to know.."
Sigma sighed and stood up walking through the small house uncomfortably. He moved his wig a little before looking back at the magic author.. which is me..
" well there is only one thing to do"!
I blinked and tapped my foot a few times.
"sit in their chairs, break one, eat their food and sleep in their beds"? I asked curiously.
Sigma blinked a few times and shook his head.
"no you fool.. we will... Light the house on fire! Blow it up!"
"Now Siggy Locks..or..Mr.Clean.. this isn't the three little pigs..this is-
"Death to the house!.. We'll... smoke the Monster out"!
"What monster"?
I watched in horror as Sigma went to the kitchen and ate all the porridge and came back out, breaking all three of the chairs and smashing the beds upstairs, before coming back down and lighting a match. I blinked and stepped back.
"you wouldn't.."
" I would.."
BOOM!
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X sighed as the hazy affect faded, leaving them in the hunters base again. He was met with silence as he looked around.
"And that's how we lost our precious home.. and yet.. another reason to hunt down Mr.Clean.."
The hunters all shook their heads and sat down. They were all in for a long one. They couldn't understand what had happened to the three... But they were not.. exactly normal anymore... Zero had turn into a mixture of Major Armstrong and Sora ...which was.. scary. And Axl was a carrot obsessive monster.. and lets see.. X.. he ... well .. was knitting.. But then again.. he did that before.
X clapped his hands and stretched out cracking his neck.
"well now.. time for coffee break"!
Zidet" arrgh well that was awfully weird. I was .. um listening to some odd... hyped up music when I wrote this.. so ..spare me.. yes yes.. I KNOW.. I am .. AWARE that this is weird..But everyone deserves to be a goof once in awhile.. right..Uncle Biscuit..?
Fefnir: (grumbles)
Zidet: (giggles) anways.. please do read and review. Me and Dragn love you all! oh by the way.. if the stuff is scrunched up.. I am sorry.. I tried fixing it.. but this thing has a tendency to not listen to me. hmm bye byes!