DS: Hey everyone, this is DS from ZidetDS again. Sorry about the long wait, but we

promise to make it worth your while.

Cy: No your not… If you were sorry you would have done it sooner!

DS: Eh he he he.. Well, by the by, there seems to be a bit of confusion. See, me and Zidet

are two separate people. I am DragnStryker, and she is zidetprincess1. Please look

up our other accounts, there is some great stuff on there!

Cy: Stories that also haven't been updated!

DS: Hey, hey, hey! Look, just get on with the disclaimer so we can get this over with….

And I can work on updating the other stories…

Cy: sigh Blah, blah, blah; all characters belong to capcom…

DS: And you call me lazy….

Zero, X, and Axl sat with their coffee on a stage in three chairs, the rest of the hunters in the audience. Apparently, during the coffee break, the very interesting story had been spread across the base, and the small room they were in before could not contain the massive number of hunters. After a few moments of silence, X stood up.

"Well then," he began, holding up his coffee cup, "how about a toast?"

"A toast!" shouted the hunters in the audience as they stood up and hurled toast, buttered on both sides of course, at the hunters. Peeling a piece of toast off the side of his helmet, X sat down and began his story.

"Well" Zero began, "now that we've discovered our house has been burned down, we have to go find the dragon that burned it!"

"The dragon?" questioned X, "How do you figure a dragon is responsible?"
"Jeez X, isn't it obvious?" Zero commented cockily, "Our house has been burned down, by fire. And dragons breathe fire, so it was obviously a dragon! You should really try not to ask such dumb questions X."

"Your ways of deduction astound me Zero…" X said in a monotone voice, while rolling his eyes. The three continued on their quest, while back at their…. Retired pad Sigma and Zidet had other things on their hands… or heads in this matter. Sigma's noggin popped up out of the rubble, a piece of wood balancing on his bald head.

"Bwa ha ha! It would appear that I was the one who has been… toasted!" Sigma exclaimed with maniacal laughter. Zidet's head popped up next to him.

"Wait a sec!" Zidet interrupted, "Isn't that a reference to X8 when you were fighting Axl?"

"That's it Zidet! You're an evil genius! My next dastardly scheme will involve dressing up as an evil carrot-breathing dragon robot!" Sigma exclaimed. He began to clap his hands and jump up and down and giggle like a school girl. Zidet blinked momentarily.

"I never said anything like… wait a sec, evil? I am not evil!" Zidet cried.

"Come Zidet, there is little time to spare!" Sigma exclaimed as he dashed off. Zidet blinked again, then brushed some of the rubble off her pink dress and straightened her bows and trotted after him, making sure to pick up Sigma's wig on the way out.

"Wait for me, Mr. Sigma!" Zidet yelled after him. Unbeknownst to them, they were being followed by a very small pink creature.

Meanwhile, back at the hunter's base….

"But that doesn't make any sense!" exclaimed a hunter in the audience, "How does this make any sense? Why were you guys looking for a dragon? And why is Zidet helping Sigma? Where did Sigma get that completely ridiculous plan? Where are you going with all of this? Did any of this actually happen?" The nameless reploid continued on with tons of questions, more relevant to the story than the actual script.

"Jeez," Zero commented over him, "he asks as many questions as Bob did!"

"I say we name him Bob v2.0." X suggested.

"I do believe you have something there, X." Zero agreed. Zero then proceeded to pick up a boot and throw it at Bob v2.0.

"Silence with you oh ye of large mouth!" exclaimed Zero, "Now then, on with the story X."

The three hunters arrived at their destination, finding a shadowy figure on top a hill in a white trench coat and a shiny gold head band. Zero approached the figure.

"Are you the dragon?" Zero shouted.

"Zero," X objected, "He can't be a dragon since he's obviously a human!"

"Well, my name does start with Dragn, but it's spelled D-R-A-G-N." the figure stated. Yes it was true, the figure was none other than the second author, DragnStryker!

"You didn't have to spell it for us." X stated, "We can plainly read it the first time you said it."

"What the heck?" DS interrupted, "Are you dumb, you're not supposed to let people reading this know that you're not actually having this….. er, never mind, now I'm just confused!"

"Well then, I guess we're off to go fight Sigma" Zero said calmly.

"We're not going to kill him. Man, am I relieved; I thought for sure you were going to do something stupid like trying to kill him!" X sighed in relief.

"No, I never said we were going to kill the dragon" Zero said, "I just wanted to find him!" X's jaw dropped as Zero trotted off happily, very satisfied by his discovery. DS followed after him, and then Axl shortly after, nibbling on a carrot as he went.

Meanwhile, back at the hunter's base, Bob v2.0 continued on with his questions.

"I'm still confused!" Bob v2.0 shouted, "Why did they do that anyways? And why did DS randomly decide to follow them? And why is Axl barely mentioned, isn't he supposed to be like the main character or something?"

"First off, don't question the author's logic" X said with a glare, "It's like condemning yourself, after all the author controls your fate. Second off, Axl is barely mentioned because he is being constantly occupied with an infinite supply of carrots."

"But where did you get an infinite supply of carrots?" Bob v2.0 again questioned foolishly.

"That's it, we tried to warn you" Zero shouted, throwing Axl's next carrot directly at Bob v2.0, as a large hole formed in the crowed in the vicinity of Bob, all running in fear of Axl's appetite.

"So, how about another coffee break?" X commented as the hunters watched in horror at what had befallen Bob v2.0, fearing which one of them would be the next Bob.

DS: Well, told you it would get done. And not a bad chapter if I do say so myself;

decently long and fairly well written. I know it gave me a laugh or two.

Cy: shameless self-promotion!

DS: What was that?

Cy: Erm… nothing! Ha, ha, ha

DS: Good, glad to see someone learned something from this chapter.