Cupids Arrow

Chapter Two

"PERVERT! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY ASS!" Sango yelled throwing Miroku off the plane. Literally. She crossed her arms and glared at him in disgust as she stepped off. "What are you doing here anyways!" she spoke as if their was venom in her mouth.

Miroku took in a deep breath taking in the air that got knocked out of him when Sango threw him. "I was..." he gasped. "Ordered." He gasped again and set an hand to his heart to see if it really was still beating.

"Ordered...?" Sango asked him.

"Ordered to...uh...go on uh...self promoted Vacation..." Sango let out a cry of frustration and kneeled next to him grabbing his hair.

"You mean you made a illegal flight to Earth? How stupid are you! Maybe I hit you to hard and gave you brain damage sometime in the last what three years is it?" She asked.

"Going on four!" He piped up.

Kagome laughed as she walked off the plane. "I told you not to walk out with him." she giggled. Sango glared at her and stood up.

"I didn't! He ran up next to me! And I wouldn't exactly trust your judgment, I mean you're the one who ordered these outfits..." she said tugging at her shirt.

"Uh Sango you might want to step away from Miroku..." Kagome started pointing to him. "He's getting the full view."

Sango turned a deep shade of crimson and stepped away gasping and pulling at the skirt. "PERVERT!" She yelled and kicked him in the side. Then she glared at him and spoke in a deep voice saying, "And you wonder why I hit you..."

Miroku sat up and grabbed his side then smiled at Sango. "It's just a sign of you giving into me slowly Sango my Love! Normally you wouldn't be so careless!" He set a hand to his cheek. "And normally your slaps are filled with ump. But now the bruises go away faster."

Before he could start again Sango threw his luggage at his face hitting him right on the mark. "You want to continue?" She asked sarcastically.

Miroku grinned as the luggage dropped from his face. "Point proven, normally I would have been knocked backwards, skidding acrossed the grass." he said pointing the path he would have landed on.

Planes don't land in another air port like you'd imagine. They land where ever they can fit. Normally a field, or a dessert, or even on the water. But if they where seen by mortals, that could lead to disaster. Which brings us to the mandatory invisibility spell.

Trainee's who choose to be a love angel learn the dangers of being caught. So after they learn the rules, regulations, ect ect. The first spell they learn, is invisibility to mortals.

Sango slammed her fist into her hand and cracked her knuckles making Miroku pale. He looked around and gave a nervous laugh. "Oh...eh heh heh look we're here." he laughed.

"I like to show you somewhere..." Sango growled. As if on impulse Miroku suddenly appeared behind Sango with his arm stretched out behind her.

"Why my Sango, what would you like to show me?" He asked setting a arm around her. Sango glared at him so hard Kagome could have sworn she saw fire in her eyes...or around her.

"How'd he get there so fast?" Kagome asked herself quietly while Sango tackled Miroku to the ground and began to 'pumble' him. She winced and closed her eyes, it was getting ugly.

Sango shot a glare at Miroku as she walked down the streets of Japan. "Why Are you following us?" She asked him.

He smiled at Sango as he kept up the pace. "Why Sango my dearest so nice of you to ask. I'm actually heading this way believe it or not." he laughed.

Sango mumbled something under her breath then raised her voice so he could hear it. "I choose not to believe are you stalking me or something?" she asked him. He shook his head.

"Nope! I'm hear to see my friend!" Sango gasped and took a step back away from him.

"YOU HAVE A MORTAL FRIEND!" She practically yelled. Miroku grinned sheepishly and nodded. "That's illegal!" She tried not to shout. "I'm surrounded by law breakers!" she said taking a step back from him.

"Uh...Sango..." Kagome started just now notifying everyone of her presence. "Am I a law breaker?" She asked. Sango nodded and pointed to their cloths as she tugged at the skirt more. "You're the one that ordered these! Stupid mortal's can't even see us!"

She looked at Miroku and just now realized he was still in his angel outfit. For the males, they had robes, girls, had wraps. "Once again you're a law breaker Miroku, your robe is purple! It's supposed to be silky...uh...silk like color!"

Miroku smiled again. "I'm not breaking the angel laws! Theirs a fair tonight and everyone's dressing up like their from the feudal age!" he laughed and made his hand into a fist then as he let go a staff appeared. "Guess what I am!"

"Oh oh oh I know!" Kagome smiled.

Miroku smiled back at her. "Yeees?" He asked.

"You're a lecherous demon!" She laughed.

Miroku lost his balance. "Monk! I'm a monk!" he said forcing a smile.

Sango snorted. "You're both wrong, you're a lecherous monk." Sango said crossing her arms and glaring at him.

Miroku slid over to her and raised an eye brow. "Would you like to see me lecherous?" he asked smoothly.

Sango slapped him and shoved his head into the ground. "Come on Kagome let's go to Inuyasha's house before dark..." she mumbled walking off. Kagome nodded and ran after her.

"INUYASHA!" Miroku yelled jumping up and running after them. "Wait! You can't be assigned to him!"

Inuyasha glared at the TV in front of him. Not to big not to small. He preferred big but since he moved out, he didn't exactly have the luxury of buying what ever he wanted when ever he wanted.

So he was stuck with a run down house that was only held up by who knows what. The wall paper was chipping off it smelled like cat pee, the paint of the house outside was basically not there. The screen's on the windows had holes in them from who knows what. There was empty beer bottles all over.

It looked like a house that a broke collage man had to risk life and limp to rent so he could leave close by to the university so he didn't have to share a room with someone he didn't want to, could party all he wanted, and have who ever he wanted before and after the curfew he made up.

Yeap, it was heaven in a kitty litter box. Well at least it smelled like it.

Inuyasha leaned back in his beat up couch and sighed. "I really need to start looking for an apartment..." he mumbled and looked around. "And clean this place up..." He sighed again and started to finish off his Ramen.

"Football on the TV...and me, the KING of football parties is at home, alone." he dropped the word alone and mumbled another thing under his breath then stood up and walked into the kitchen.

He opened a cabinet and just as fast as he opened it, the hinges got loose and it fell off. He sighed again and grabbed a trash bag from under the sink and kicked the cabinet door out of his way.

Inuyasha shuffled into the living room and started to scoop up empty beer cans and chip bags into the trash bag. These where the times where he was thanking God that who ever invented the Hefty bag found a way to market it.

Once he was satisfied with his small clean up he sat back down into his couch and picked his ramen back up and began to eat it once more.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HERE TO SEE HIM!" Sango shouted. Miroku laughed again and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Well Sango...he is my best friend..." He said slowly.

"BEST FRIEND! He's a mortal! How'd you ever meet him!" She demanded trying to pull away from Kagome who was holding her back from pumbling the poor fool again.

"Well he's an ex-angel actually..." Miroku said.Sango and Kagome gasped. Kagome dropped her grip on Sango and stared at Miroku.

"Ex-Angel?" Kagome asked.

Miroku laughed. "I'm just kidding! I met him at a party! We've been buds since!"

Sango glared at him and tackled him to the ground. This time Kagome didn't even bother to stop Sango from pumbling him. "YOU WENT TO A MORTAL PARTY!" She yelled at him.

"He can keep a secret!" Miroku protested.

"YOU TOLD HIM TO!" Sango screeched.

"Ow! Sango mercy mercy!"

Kagome held back a giggle then looked up the street. "Hey you guys! Isn't that his house?" She asked pointing to it.

"Yes! Salvation!" Miroku said and jumped away from Sango's headlock, she needed to stop watching mortal wrestling.

Kagome snickered. "That's his house?" She asked.

Sango laughed and walked up next to Kagome. "That's...falling apart!" she said.

Miroku shook his head and ran to it. "WAIT I HAVE TO DO MY INTRO!" Sango yelled at him and pushed him out of the way. She grabbed Kagome's arm and flew over to the house.

Sango closed her eyes and disappeared. Kagome sighed and walked to the porch. 'Don't have my powers yet Sango...' she thought bitterly.

The silver hair man turned his head when a bright light hit the corner of his eye. Slowly Sango appeared in a glimmer of light. "Inuyasha. We have answered your prayer and are delivering help to guide you to your love!" she stopped when she heard a snicker from outside the door.

Her 'glimmering light' shut off as she put her hands on her hips and glared at the door. "KAGOME GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" she yelled.

Kagome hit the door. "It's stuck!" she said.

"Then just go through the wall!" Sango yelled.

"I can't!"

"Why not!"

"IN CASE YOUR FORGETTING I GOT MY POWERS TAKEN AWAY WHEN I SHOVED THAT JERK OFF THE WALK WAY AND INTO THE FLUIDS!"

Sango sighed and opened the door for her. Kagome tried to hold back a laugh as she looked inside. "Wow...it looks worse on the inside!" She chuckled.

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" Inuyasha yelled notifying everyone of his presence.

Kagome looked at him. "That's the bad boy Inuyasha?" she asked sounding dissapointed.

Sango elbowed her. "Do you intro." she mumbled.

Kagome sighed and pulled out a bag of confetti and threw some into the air. "Woo look at me I'm a angel." she said weakly shifting her weight to one foot.

Inuyasha starred at them looking from one girl to the next. "Uhh..." he started before he sighed and leaned his head back. "Oh shit..." he mumbled. "Not again..."

Miroku pushed past Kagome and tripped on a beer bottle then stood up and waved at him. "Hey Inu!"

Kagome snickered. "Inu? Great, he's friends with the pervert, lives in a dump, and trashes the place with beer bottles, and to top it all off he needs a girlfriend...this is interesting..."

Inuyasha glared at her. "Well you have room to talk Ms. Fairy!"

Kagome glared back at him "I'm a angel! Fairies live on Earth idiot! What do I look like a pixie?"

He grinned at her and crossed his arms. "You mean your not supposed to look like one?" He asked leaning against the back of the couch.

Kagome glared at him and rolled up a sleeve ready to pounce when Sango pulled her back. "JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY POWERS BACK! THEN YOU'LL BE ON A ONE WAY TRIP TO-"

Sango slapped a hand over Kagome's mouth as she shouted protests. Miroku ran over to help hold Kagome down. Inuyasha chuckled as he watched he scene. "Friends of your Miroku?"

"Yeah but actually Inuyasha..." He turned to him. "Their here to find your soul mate."