Cupid's Arrow Inc

Chapter four-All Bark and No Bite

"Yeah but actually Inuyasha..." He turned to him. "Their here to find your soul mate."

Inuyasha felt his heart stop and his world spun around him. "W-What?" He asked in utter disbelief. "N-no way! You're kidding me! This is a joke! It has to be a joke! You're joking right? Please tell me you're joking!"

Kagome rolled her eyes and hopped onto the couch crossing her arms. "You're not the only one upset about this ya know!" she said sending him a weak glare.

He returned the glare. "I thought I scared all you 'Angels' away with my last case!" he growled gripping the couch tightly.

"Apparently not." she said directing her attention to the wall. If you looked at one spot for a long time it almost looked like the colors was changing...

"Hey! Earth to fairy girl!" Inuyasha said snapping a finger in front of her face.

"Wha? Oh yeah hi." Inuyasha's eye twitched slightly as he glared at her.

"I said, Who are you going to try an pair me up with this time? Or did your brain just shut off?" He asked.

Kagome huffed and sent him a glare. "1!" she started, "I am NOT a fairy!" she pointed to her back and turned around. "See any wings? No! You don't because there's nothing there!" he gave her a look that said purely 'I don't care.' "2! I got distracted by this horrible place! And 3! I have no frikin idea who we're pairing you up with this time!"

She coughed a bit and covered her nose. "And what is that smell!" she asked and pinched her nose. "It smells like old cat litter!" Kagome made a sour face and ignored the comments Inuyasha was shooting to her.

"Kagome." Sango started. "Aren't you being a little mean to the guy?" she asked as she pushed some pop cans off a speaker.

"He called me a fairy!" Kagome pouted. "I am not a fairy mind you!" she shot Inuyasha an accusing glare.

"What are you looking at me for!" he asked angrily returning the glare. Miroku sighed and shook his head sitting in between the two.

"Look at you two! It's like world war 3 over here!" Kagome rolled her eyes and turned her glare to Miroku's hand. She had to make sure it wouldn't move anywhere near her.

"Move that hand anywhere near me and I'll cut it off." Kagome mumbled in a low eerie voice.

Miroku paled and scooted away from her over to Inuyasha. "Cut what off?" he asked shakily.

"Give you one guess." shesad darkly. Inuyasha and Miroku gulped and crossed their legs clearing their throats.

This time it was Sango's turn to but in. "How come you never back away from me when I threaten you!" she asked in utter disbelief that he just moved away.

Miroku looked at her and grinned. "It's because I know you don't mean it!" his grin only widened more. "I'm willing to bet anything that you actually like it when I grope you!" Sango got flustered and grabbed Miroku by the collar and pulled him to her.

"WHAT?" She yelled then paused. "Wait a minute..." she said slowly. "I bet you're all bark and no bite Miroku!" This time it was Sango's time to grin at him. "I bet you hit on girls to show you're scared of doing anything with them!"

Kagome snickered quietly to herself, she knew Sango was wrong but she wasn't about to stop her from doing something stupid that could prove entertaining and later turn out to be good black mail.

Miroku caught onto Kagome's laugh and put on a face. "What do you mean?" he asked slowly acting clueless.

"I mean, you'd run for the hills if the tables where turned on you." she paused before adding in a low voice. "My dear monk."

Sango shoved him into the couch and sat down next to him shooing Kagome away. It took everything Miroku had not to grin. He knew Sango was about to try something.

Sango set a hand on his cheek and leaned slowly before she saw a small grin on his face. "Wait a minute..." she said paling a bit. "Why are you grinning? You're supposed to be scared unless...oh God..." she mumbled the last part.

Her plan back fired on her and before she could even finish her thought Miroku wrapped his arms around her and roughly forced a kiss on her. She squealed and tried to push away.

That was the last straw, Kagome bursted out laughing at her unable to hold it back anymore. Even Inuyasha was laughing. 'These Angels might not be so bad after all...I could have some fun with them!' he thought then his thoughts shifted to where he hid his gags.

Sango pressed her hands against his chest and pulled away from him. Her face was beet red, a guy that's been obsessed with her for the last three years had just kissed her, she had tried to kiss him, her best friend was laughing at her hysterically, and she was in a run down old house that smelled like cat pee...some place for their first kiss...

She glared at him and gripped her hands into fists tightly as she watched him sit there grinned like crazy. "Miroku you perverted jerk!" Sango yelled at him and landed a punch on his cheek.

Miroku winced and gripped his cheek in pain, that was the first time Sango had hit him so hard. But then again it also was the first time he had kissed her. Sango stood up and stomped out of the house grabbing Kagome's collar as she passed. "Come." she ordered.

Kagome nodded and followed without a word. She knew Sango was mad, no Sango was pissed. And you did not want to anger Sango when she was pissed like this. Normally Sango had Kagome sing a little quiet song to calm her down like normal. It was the normal routine after Sango had ether bet up Miroku or thrown him off something.

When the door slammed shut Inuyasha gently nudged Miroku on the back of the head grinning. Miroku chuckled a bit and rubbed his cheek. "I got skills Inuyasha...simple as that." he said shaking his head slowly like he couldn't believe he just did that.

They could just barley make out muffled voices outside the house. But from what the could hear Kagome was trying to calm Sango down. After a few minutes the two stopped talking but didn't come back inside. A quiet harmony came, Kagome was singing.

The two men decided they where just trying to relax. Miroku gave a happy sigh and leaned back. "Is that the girl you always talk about?" Inuyasha asked shifting his position on the couch.

Miroku nodded and smiled. "Yeah, she puts up a good fight but it's kinda fun. Like a challenge. But I'm hoping she'll come around with in the next few months though..."

Inuyasha looked to the wall and asked him, "Why? Something happening up in Angel world?" he asked.

Miroku closed his eyes and shook his head a bit. "More than just happening... it's my parents dude...they said if I can't get Sango to turn around and at least give me chance I'll have to marry a girl I don't even know! She's from a different country completely than me and I can't even pronounce her name!"

Inuyasha winced. "Owch...that's harsh." he commented.

Miroku sighed heavily. "But if I know Sango like I do then she'll turn around to me... We made a bet last year, she said that I wouldn't be able to keep my hands to myself from groping girls I don't even like for two years."

Inuyasha laughed a bit. "Let me guess, you lost the bet?" he asked.

Miroku shook his head and laughed. "Nope, it's still going and here's the catch she said 'Girl's I don't like'...the only girl I've ever groped since then is her."

Inuyasha snorted and kicked some garbage. "You sound like you're in love with this chic dude." Miroku chuckled a bit and shook his head slowly. "I think I am man...I really think I am."

Sango set a hand on the door slowly. Her and Kagome had been listening to their conversation the whole time. Sango slowly turned to Kagome. "Let's go rent a hotel Kagome." Kagome nodded slowly and skipped off the porch grinning, she had just assigned herself with another case.

Sango and Miroku.