Fool's Journey and the general overall concept of Fool's Journey are completely copyright Orin Drake 2005, as are the characters Kyrie Almasy Leonhart Kinneas (whew!), Rodger Kinneas and John Sparda. The name/idea of Sparda and the weapons Ebony and Ivory are copyright Capcom. The names of Griever, Vincent Valentine, Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Seifer Almasy, Rinoa Heartily, Quistis Trepe, and probably a million other things I'm forgetting are copyright Squaresoft. Riku, Sora, Traverse Town, Leon, the Heartless, Ansem, the Unknowns and a million others are copyright Square and probably Disney... and whatever I've forgotten likely doesn't belong to me, so... let's not worry about it. Sheesh.
Background: Yes, this is a strange fourth installment in the Sins universe, taking place immediately after Descendants of the Mundane... although I wouldn't consider it as a real part of the trilogy (ignoring the fact that it would not be a trilogy if I included this, of course) itself; it's more of a very... odd offshoot. I blame Yoko Kanno's "Strangers" (from Wolf's Rain) for this ever actually starting. I mean, the muses were telling me to do this for some time now, but... that was the straw that beat the crap out of the poor camel. The camel's name is Bruce, by the way. Anyway, this was... a weird idea. But I just had to do it. I don't know why, I just did.
As for WARNINGS: uh... sex, sexuality, violence, and a lot of general oddities. No distinction made between "'types' of sexuality" or individual moralities... and overall just a strange sense of humor that not everyone can appreciate. If you've read The Sins of Two Fathers, Retribution Nor Redemption, or Descendants of the Mundane, then you'll know what to expect. If not... then... uh... don't judge the rest of them by this. Heh.

Fool's Journey
Chapter 2
By Orin Drake

There was a long silence that she didn't want... wasn't interested in pursuing... but it seemed impossible to break. A million destructive thoughts were filling her head, each one more empty and horrible than the next. It was an anguishing cycle that kept getting harder and harder to break... Every person she had ever known in her lifetime was flashing through her thoughts, every experience and story she'd been told by everyone, every last interaction she could remember--
"I have to get going." Leon stated, looking down at her.
When had he stood up..? No, she knew she'd been lost in a collapsing tower of waking nightmares. And she was quite grateful for being broken out of them. She'd heard him speak, but the words didn't even knock at her conscious mind. Not that it mattered--all she had to do was stand and walk after him, out of the room. Following down the hall, she took note of the building being a hotel. Well... that was interesting. A turn into the last room down the hall, and she was somewhat surprised to see another person there.
Leon took the initiative--mostly so the ninja wouldn't run off at the mouth and wind up embarrassing all of them. "Yuffie, this is Kyrie. Kyrie, this is Yuffie." Done speaking regardless of who might argue, he stepped into the corner and retrieved his gunblade.
Kyrie took a moment to stare at the weapon. It was... similar to her dad's Leonhart... but extremely different, at the same time. She could feel the back of her throat burning, and knew the subject needed to be buried. She pressed it all away as best as she could, trying the same polite, easy smile she used for dignitaries. "Hello, Yuffie."
"Hello!" the girl responded instantly, pleased to be noticed by anyone other than Cold Fish Leon. "I, uh... hope you're doing better."
Sincere, enough... though not quite the sentiment she was hoping for. "Well, my headache's gone."
That was unexpected. The perky, scantily clad ninja paused for a moment, not quite sure of what to say--until she noticed the laughter in Leon's eyes. He knew something that she didn't... and that wasn't fair. "Well, I... I'm glad to hear it."
Seeing a person that finally took the perk out of Yuffie due to utter confusion was greatly satisfying. Regardless, the male gunblader did have things to do. "Show her around, okay?"
Yuffie turned to him with hands on her hips as if she always spoke to him that way. "Afraid I've got things to do, Leon. Things you gave me to do."
Oh. Right. Well then. "Can you take her?"
The glare answered enough... but that didn't stop her from filling out her response verbally. "I don't think she'd be thrilled with trudging along with me in the waterways. Would you?"
Oh, to be asked. Everyone Kyrie knew, knew better than to ask her--she'd always choose the best option to bust someone's balls. She didn't bother letting that thought travel further into the realm of bleak memory--she let a grin through instead. "No. Thrill would not be a part of that."
Yuffie turned back to the sighing brunette as he rolled his eyes, giving her own "Well, see?" look. "You two seriously need to bond, anyway. Since he's the one that dressed you and all."
The room was encompassed in silence. A rather stupid variety coming from Kyrie's direction... and a horribly embarrassed one from Leon's corner. She didn't quite know what was meant by... the entire sentence until... she glanced down and realized... she wasn't wearing her own clothes. Eyes widening with comprehension, remembering the last place (and lack of clothes) she'd been before she'd "woken" in this world... the only thing she could do... was laugh.
Leon turned to hide his blush-stained cheeks. This was just... too weird. For too many reasons to fathom. Not that he thought the new girl among them could possibly find the situation any less weird; she just had a funny way of showing it. Or had learned a different defense mechanism entirely.
Yuffie, however, had not recovered from her own words. She wasn't normally the sort to be at all apologetic for anything she'd ever said... but this one was a little different. One hand had stopped mid-way to cover her mouth... but seemed to have discovered that there was no way it could cover the gaping maw as her jaw floated just above the floor.
And still the newcomer laughed. Doubled over, she found it harder to breathe than it had been in some time. She gave herself several minutes to calm down, gather her sense, and stand upright before she was able to speak again... and she made sure she was catching those still-embarrassed blue eyes. "Don't think you get to peek for free. I'm tagging along with you."
Was it that simple? Were things really that easy? And why did he find himself completely able to meet her eyes? Not important--he took a motionless moment to compose himself. "I have to go see... a friend of mine. And I'd rather not leave you alone here."
Impressively evasive comeback, she had to admit. "Is that an invitation?"
The harshness was right back in front again, as if it'd never been cracked in the first place. "If that's how you'd like to take it."
Hyne. No wonder Squall's nicknames included Shiva and Cold-Hearted Pretty-Boy Bastard. That last one was probably Seifer's alone... and plenty enough to keep a closely-held bounce in her step as she followed him--leaving a still gaping ninja behind.

There was a great deal of absolute silence as she followed his military pace, trying to keep up as she took in all of the sights. They seemed to be in a quaint little village, full of shops and interesting places... but not very populated. If at all. Up some stairs and through a set of wooden gates were more wonders, but still lacking... life. She simply had to ask. "Where is everyone?"
He kept walking... somewhat amazing himself that he didn't trip as he reflected quickly on her words. "Gone."
This one would be a challenge, alright. "Where did they go, Scarboy?" That last word had very much slipped past her defenses--and really, she hadn't even been thinking about it. Once in a while, that was what Seifer used to call him in his smartassed way...
That much did cause him to pause and glance back. For a moment, just the flicker of a second, there was almost a look of violence in his eyes... but it passed. It wasn't her fault. She hadn't done... anything. It was, not, her fault. Sometimes he just needed to repeat that to himself, over and over. He noticed the motion of her throat as she swallowed, having viewed his reaction all too clearly... and he felt awful about it. "Most of them are dead."
She blinked, having even forgotten the question she'd asked before she'd been on the receiving end of that shard of searing ice. It wasn't as though she had never been aware of her dad's power... but that look was certainly enough to drop a T-Rexaur at thirty paces. She didn't suppose there was much more to ask, let alone to say... so she was silent the rest of the way to the gates of the town itself.
Until they opened upon the strangest vehicle she'd ever seen. It was like a big block of... blocks. Brightly colored and very surreal, even given the situation. "And we're going..?"
"To another world." He answered promptly.
Well, she just had to ask, didn't she? Quietly, she followed his lead, stepping into the cockpit that opened at the touch of his fingers. It was small, but comfortable. "Very Ragnarok." She commented, mostly to herself, sitting in the copilot's position.
The glance was subtle, but there. Universes really weren't that different... so he wondered, sealing the door and initiating the engine sequence... "What happened to Zell?"
Not a question she had any desire to answer... but somehow it wasn't one that caught her off-guard. "It wasn't pretty."
He left it at that. Not a need to hear much more. He found himself more careful about avoiding eye contact than he hoped to be... but it seemed she was too mesmerized by the astoundingly trippy visuals outside the ship. Just, too... weird.
And then she noticed something moving. "What's that?"
"A Heartless ship." He left the explanation simplified. She'd pick up on it, eventually. "I'll try to avoid it."
"Are there weapons on this... thing?" she couldn't quite avoid the most obvious curiosity.
With that, a panel was pressed and a whole other set of controls came forward. Cold-Hearted Leon he was... but pride was a part of that.
The very suggested edge of a cocky grin actually set her at complete ease. She sat back in her seat and watched the show as they flew past odd configurations of blocky figures, occasionally opening fire on a ship or two. Were she in a completely sane state of mind, she just might question his motives... but as it was, all she could fathom was to bear witness rather than act. Perhaps she'd "acted" enough earlier... hopefully she wouldn't be charged for that room...
The end of their journey found a... very odd... rock. No, not a rock, exactly... but not a planet, either... Some... very strange... "other thing" that she somehow intuned represented another world. It was like a dream image when she tried to focus on it, it wouldn't come... but if she just glanced at it, it became perfectly clear. Until the moment she tried to make some sense out of it, anyway.
And then... they were suddenly on solid ground. Just like that. A snap of fingers, a blinked they were somewhere else. She looked curiously at her guide, hoping he had any logical explanation.
He shook his head. "The science of it is too far beyond me."
That was a shame... but perhaps a better thing. Keeping her mind on a mystery... keeping it running elsewhere for a while... She turned and followed him toward an immensely huge building, statues of warriors and pillars to either side; certainly enough to draw her attention from everything else. It looked like... a coliseum. Not that she'd ever seen more than artist's renderings, and the warrior garb was quite different from anything she'd ever seen, but... wondering exactly who the hell Squa--Leon had to visit occupied her.
"You should wait here." He announced at the steps.
A great thought and all, but... "That doesn't really mean I'll take your suggestion."
He supposed that he knew that already. Turning without another word, he merely expected her to follow.
And she did so, silently, keeping in all of the little, seemingly useless and child-like questions about the building, its purpose, who the scary little beast in the corner was that only glanced at them as they walked by--stepping straight into the fighting arena itself. Well, that was one question answered; this was definitely a battleground. As for how serious things got... she imagined perhaps she may not want to ask about that.
There was a figure just inside, on the edge, though. That was easy enough to make out. A figure in red and black with a shock of blon--
Her eyes widened at the vision before her. It was... sort of Cloud. Well, it certainly did look like him... but that expression on his face... a hardness in his eyes that she never could have imagined. She knew there was unimaginable fire beneath his calm, knew mental barriers erected just to keep himself from thinking too much on the past had been established a long time ago, but... this one... The Cloud she suddenly faced, even from her distance, was just... beaten all to Hell. Mentally, emotionally, and physically. It was... quite heart-wrenching to look upon, let alone be in the living presence of.
Who was that girl, walking with Leon toward him...and why was she looking at him like that, he wondered. He knew he'd never seen her before, though her gaze did hold a familiar quality. The thought of it made the hair on his neck prickle--not that anyone would have noticed. Certainly not that he'd admit to. Turning from her (regardless of his mind screaming that he should pay more attention), he greeted with a low, quiet tone. "Leon."
The brunette nodded--formalities over. "Is everything set?"
"As much as possible." Cloud responded in a way that could make Squall's cold freeze even harder.
Kyrie watched, feeling far more distant than she was. Things between them were... at such a disturbing polar opposite than those same figures in her own world. She wanted to know so much about it... and that curiosity was more than likely to get her into even more trouble in a universe that she did not belong within. They said a few more things to one another, in flat voices and strained eye contact, but she wasn't paying attention to that much. Her mind was wandering back to her general situation, regardless of how much she didn't care for it to do so.
She did, however, catch Cloud's last comment, "Absolutely insane. And dangerous."
"Sounds like Sephiroth." She whispered to herself. Unfortunately for her, she hadn't realized just how good the blonde's hearing was.
His eyes raged. There was nothing left but that terrifying anger in them--not thought, not passion. All that existed was that name that she had whispered so knowingly. Only rage.
She'd never suspected him of that kind of speed. And certainly not to use that kind of force as he thrust her against a pillar on the edge of the fighting circle. Bad memories for her, to say the least--only this time she couldn't breathe for multiple reasons. There was the flash of a moment when she thought a rib or two may be broken, if not the shoulder blades pressing against stone crumbling behind her from the impact.
"Cloud!" she heard Leon by some miracle, coming through the blood pounding in her ears in the too-short moment before the pain hit.
Even louder, however, were the screamed demands from the blonde as he grasped a first hold of her throat. "How do you know his name?"
Well. What an idiot she'd been for speaking. Not that those thoughts were the clearest in her mind; it was more in a whirl from wondering if she ought to fight him off or not.
"How do you know his name!" he demanded again with barely a pause from the last time he'd asked, using both hands to shake her by the collar.
Neck released and allowed breath, she took what she could to respond--there was no doubt in her mind that if she chose to remain silent, things would be broken in a rather permanent way. "Let go of me, Cloud." She kept her voice as calm as her exterior--hoping more than almost anything she could remember that he would prove to be very much like the Cloud Strife she knew.
"And how do you know mine?" he hissed quietly, but full of poison. His grip lessened only slightly, not at all ready or willing to release her.
"I said, let go of me." Who he reminded her of was no longer of any relevance; her tone held more venom than his voice could ever imagine. Again she was calm, almost gentle... but she was clearly not going to ask again.
He pondered that idea for a moment, knowing full well that he was one of the greatest fighters in all the worlds that remained... but maybe... looking into her eyes, it didn't seem like he should be challenging her in the current situation. Carefully, his grip wavered until she slipped quite casually from his fingers, sliding down until she was sitting where she had been released rather than running or making a move against him. Well... that was... interesting. "How do you know his name?" he tried again, dangerously quiet.
There was no reason not to be honest... but she would be very broad in description. "I knew... a version of him." She paused, thinking her statement over. "That is, I knew... uh... well, see, he was sort of in my head a while after he kidnapped... but then I had his blood because..." she trailed off, recognizing the blank stares. "It's a lot to explain."
Cloud blinked--but his face remained perfectly stoic. "I suppose you did know him." No danger... yet...
My turn. She didn't dare speak aloud for fear he may decide he was in no mood to answer questions. "That... that claw..." she started tentatively. "I... where did you... get it?"
He looked down at the hand she referred to, turning it over and making a fist before slowly extending the fingers. The look on his face was very... forlorn. Regretful, maybe. "It's... kind of a trophy, in a way."
She was pretty sure she'd rather not know the rest of the story. It was the perfect replica of Vincent's...
He couldn't help but notice that she hadn't answered his other question... but perhaps silence was best for the situation. He turned slightly to glimpse the still motionless Leon behind him, just watching. "You should go back, now. There's still a lot to do."
The brunette didn't argue--only nodded once again and waited for Cloud to walk back into the entrance building to the coliseum. That much done, he turned his attention to the girl sitting against the wall... just watching him. "I don't even know what that was about."
She took a deep breath--instantly regretful, pain bursting through her chest and all over her back. "Ow."
As if only then realizing exactly what had happened, he walked to her side and delicately helped her to stand... then stood there while she attempted to find a way to stay upright without her spine hurting too badly. "This is all very unusual." He admitted, patient enough to stay there for as long as he was needed.
Luckily, she hadn't been hurt that badly... but there would be bruises. Oh, joy. Pleasant memories, there. "I will not disagree with you."