I ATE YOU! the sequal to the sequal to I LOVE YOU!

by Ladyofthewoodhomiefoo

This is the sequal to I HATE YOU! It is a very random story as well, enjoy my randomness people and rememeber to stay in school, and don't do drugs, and look both ways before you cross the street...and writer dies. Fin

I ATE YOU! the sequal to I HATE YOU! which is the sequal to I LOVE YOU!

Once upon a time, there was a dude named Willy Wonka, and another dude named Charlie. Willy was staring at a box of wheat thins.

"I LOVE YOU!" he yelled at the box of wheat thins. Charlie gave him a weird stare as he walked by.

"I HATE YOU!" Charlie yelled at the box of wheat thins. Willy reached into the box and pulled out a wheat thin. He ate it.

" I ATE YOU!" Willy yelled. "WHEAT THINS!"

Suddenly random people and oompa loompas popped out of nowhere and began swing dancing. The lights went out and Breaking a Habit came on for some reason. Everyone started rocking out and then the oompa loompas remembered that they had taken over world, and commanded that everyone be their slaves and to get back to work.

THE END

A/N: Ok, this is my sequal to a sequal! If you want me to write a sequal to a sequal to a sequal then just tell me in a review... even if you don't I'll write one anyway because this is fun!