THE WORST FANFIC EVER!
Summary: This is just a random, really bad fanfic that we wrote because… Uh… We felt like it.
This is our REALLY pathetic Mary-Sue fic… We'll do a better one later. Or should we say, WORSE!
Meh…
Oh, by the way (A/N) is random author's notes that are sometimes posted inside fics. We put them in ours to increase the annoyingness. (R/A/N)s are our actual thoughts
LET THE CRAP COMMENCE!
THE ADVENTURES OF JENNY-FRANCIS
Written by Takai and Syd (edited by Luke)
It was a beautiful day in Feudal Japan. Too bad a fight was in progress.
"I wanna go back to my time, Inu-Yasha! This means a lot to me!" Kagome shrieked like a stuck pig.
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Kagome was looking hot. She was wearing her normal, schoolgirl uniform, which seemed very attractive to most people. The long, puffed sleeved sailor top showed off her ample bosom and slim figure. Her skirt showed off her wonderfully slim, long, tanned legs.
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"But we need you here!" Inu-Yasha exclaimed.
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Inu-Yasha was looking hot. He was wearing his fire rat kimono, as usual.Despite his usual attire, Kagome was being weird by picturing him in tight, black leather pants and shirtless. (A/N: OMG! .:drool:. He should wear that in the show! Have you noticed that Inu has those huge pants? My friend and I were talking about his poofy pants. She says that he needs new pants, but I say he needs his pants because he might fall off a cliff and they'll puff out and make him fall slower. I change my mind, Inu needs leather pants.)
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"Why? As a jewel detector?" Kagome asked.
"No, I mean I need you here!" Inu-Yasha said.
"Why?"
"Because I love you!"
"I don't believe you," Kagome said indignantly, "You love Kikyo! You just want me to stay!"
Inu-Yasha stared at her, his eyes becoming wide and his lip visibly quivering.
"I knew this would happen!" he exclaimed, "I knew you'd reject me! Just like everyone else; cuz I'm hanyou!"
He put a hand over his tear-filled eyes and turned to walk away, sniffling softly and trembling.
Kagome stared after the hanyou, blinking with surprise.
Wow, maybe he actually meant it, she thought, and then shook her head, Nah… It must all be an act…
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But in fact, today was a special day for Kagome. Her favourite cousin, Jenny-Francis from Korea (A/N: OMG! I love the name Jenny-Francis! I shall name all of my children that! Even the boys! Nya ha ha!), was coming to visit her.
Jenny-Francis knew all about the Feudal Era because she and Kagome were very, very close… Not location wise, but friendship wise! (A/N: Yay! Kagome has a friend!)
She jumped back through the well, ignoring Inu-Yasha's pained howls of angst and despair in the distance, and she became very happy as she saw Jenny-Francis's car in the driveway.
Squealing with girlyness, she rushed into the house.
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Jenny-Francis was looking hot. She wore a mini jean skirt that showed off her perfectly slim, long, tanned legs. She wore a white tank top with a belly cut that showed off her perfectly flat midriff with a belly button piercing (A/N: OMG! SO COOL!). She had a perfectly sculpted face and golden earrings all along one ear.
She had waist length, ebony tresses, with silver streaks. Her hair both looked and felt like silk.
She had bright blue eyes, as blue and sparkling and mysterious as the ocean itself. They even seemed to be swimming with silver fish, but in fact, it was laughter and love swimming in her eyes.
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"Jenny-Francis!" Kagome exclaimed.
"Yay! Kagome!" Jenny-Francis said in her beautiful, angel-like voice, "I missed you!"
They hugged.
"You need to come back to the Feudal Era with me!" Kagome said giddily.
"I really want to meet Inu-Yasha," Jenny-Francis said, "He sounds like a hunk, who is terribly in love with you!"
"Bah!" Kagome snorted like a goat on drugs, "He said he did, but I think he was lying because I'm just a jewel detector to him."
"That can't be true!" Jenny-Francis exclaimed, "From what I know with my expertise (R/A/N: Which remains oddly unexplained), inu youkai only mate for life, so he would not be just saying that for fun!"
"Oh no!" Kagome said, suddenly feeling like she was a bitch, "He wa crying when I left!"
"I bet you broke the poor guy's already extremely fragile heart," Jenny-Francis said.
"I have to go and find him!" Kagome said.
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Two days later, she and Jenny-Francis went down the well to find Inu-Yasha.
"Kagome, where have you been?" Shippo said, "You bum, Inu-Yasha's been so depressed! You broke his fragile heart! Now he is fighting Naraku and he's not even trying…"
He paused.
"Hello Jenny-Francis," he said.
"Bonjour," said Jenny-Francis, "But oh no! We must save poor little Inu-Yasha! His fragile heart has been broken! He may be trying to commit suicide!"
"Oh my gosh!" Kagome squeaked, "I must save Inu-Yasha, who is my one true love, yet I didn't notice until now!"
So they all ran off to save Inu-Yasha.
"We'll never make it on time!" Kagome yelled.
"Yes we will!" said Jenny-Francis, "For I shall use the Clow Cards!"
"Yay!" exclaimed everyone.
"Why didn't you tell me you have all-powerful magical powers?" Kagome asked.
"I was afraid you'd reject me," said poor Jenny-Francis.
"Aw!" said Kagome, "I would never do that! You are like my sister who is not an annoying ass!"
"Awww…" Cooed Shippo from the distance.
So, Jenny-Francis pulled out the Dash Card, and they all ran at super speed to save Inu-Yasha! Yay!
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Inu-Yasha teared up as he saw Kagome come running, along with some random other girl and Shippo.
Naraku, whom he was fighting, stopped and gawked at the girl beside Kagome,
She is so beautiful… he thought, I suddenly do not want to be evil anymore!
He pulled his tentacle out of Inu-Yasha's stomach and pranced around.
"Stay away from Jenny-Francis, Naraku!" Kagome yelled.
"I can't!" he exclaimed, "I think I am in love!"
"Me too!" Jenny-Francis said, and she rushed to Naraku's awaiting arms and kissed him passionately.
"Wow, that was unexpected and totally unnecessary," a random ookami youkai by the name of Takai said while shielding her eyes as the two fell to the ground and began to undress each other, "Oh God… It burns!"
"Aw, that's so cute!" Kagome said, and then rushed to the snivelling, teary-eyed hanyou, hugged him, and kissed him, "I'm so sorry Inu-Yasha! I love you too! I just thought you were joking!"
"Oh, Kagome!" he said happily, "I forgive you! Will you be my mate!"
"YES!" Kagome cried.
"Okay," Inu-Yasha said sensually, and he began to undress her.
"No, not here!" she said, "Somewhere more private… In a tree!"
"Okay!" Inu-Yasha said, and the two walked away hand in hand to have sex, and leaving behind Jenny-Francis and Naraku, who were having freaky monkey sex on the ground.
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One day, all the friends were travelling, but suddenly, a random bandit jumped out of a bush.
"Give me all your valuables and women!" he exclaimed, brandishing his sword.
"Oh no! We're doomed!" Kagome yelled.
"I'll take care of this!" Inu-Yasha yelled, but as he rushed forward, he was hit on the head and promptly rendered unconscious.
The same thing happened to Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Naraku, and Kirara until only Kagome and Jenny-Francis were left.
"What do we do?" Kagome wailed in terror.
Suddenly, the man lunged at Jenny-Francis.
She squealed, and stuck out her hand, and a bunch of fire spurted from her hand. Then, she swiftly figured out she could control it, and she made it burn the human.
By the time everyone else came back into consciousness, Jenny-Francis had discovered that she was actually an all-powerful, fire-controlling youkai that had been under a concealing spell her whole life, but coming into the Feudal Era had reversed it.
"We're all so happy!" Naraku cheered, hugging Jenny-Francis.
Everyone nodded their agreement, and Kagome told Inu-Yasha to sit for not nodding soon enough because he was trying to help Sango because she had broken her leg.
Then, Kikyo appeared.
"Inu-Yasha, can we go to hell now?" she asked.
"Nah, I'm staying here with my love, Kagome," he said.
"Aw…" Kikyo whined, "Oh well, I think I'll go drag your brother's little servant Jaken down instead. I don't want to be lonely."
"Have fun!" Naraku said, and he hugged Kikyo goodbye as if they were best friends.
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Two months later, both Jenny-Francis and Kagome were pregnant.
"I can hear the pups!" Naraku squealed, clapping his hands together.
"Isn't it great that we're all friends now, and you took off Miroku's curse and revived Sango's brother?" Inu-Yasha said.
A series of ho-hums and indeeds were heard from around the fire.
"And isn't it so cool that Jenny-Francis was actually a youkai goddess in disguise?" Kagome squealed like a stuck pig.
A series of ho-hums and indeeds were heard from around the fire.
"And isn't it awesome that this Naraku revived both Shippo and Inu-Yasha's parents?" asked Naraku.
"I'm so happy!" Jenny-Francis said.
"So am I," Inu-Yasha's mother, Sally, said.
"Yay! Mommy!" Inu-Yasha squeaked, and he hugged his mother.
Suddenly, both Kagome and Jenny-Francis went into labour.
A series of ho-hums and indeeds were heard from around the fire.
Both girls had beautiful babies, and they lived happily ever after in the feudal era with their husbands! (A/N: Awww! So romantic!)
(R/A/N: My God... It pains me to write this stuff, you know that? IT BURNS, I TELLS YA! You'd better appreciate this…)