This is a crazy story written by my friend, Amber.

Version 1

Tornados can kill,

Dorothy got knocked out from one.

She dreamed of Oz.

Toto died. He was a dog. I thought he was a kuala though.

Oz ate pie. It was blackberry. Oz is allergic to blackberries. He died. The courageous lion beat up the witch. Then he fell-on the munchkins. They died. The lion & the witch drank tea.

The end

P.S. Did u like it? 

P.P. S. The lion and the witch were allergic to tea. They died too. 

Version 2

Toto went to Hell! H was a bad eagle. The lion went to Heaven. He killed… Who knows what happened to the munchkins? I think they turned into possessed shirts though. Oh well. A girl named Sue put on a possessed shirt. She died.

The end

Comments:

(From me) I hope Kevin (a friend) puts on a possessed shirt and dies too. :p jk…

Version 3

Everyone dies.

The end

Version 4

A new girl gets knocked out from a volcano… poor her. Monkey goes on a rainbow dies.

Version 5

Played with Twilight Zone music The bullet hasn't even hit him yet… but he died. How does this happen?

Version 6

Played with Twilight Zone Music

Why did everyone die? No one knows. Dunh dunh dunhhhhh! Dorothy had a clone. She sang "Somewhere Toto dies" and kicks Kevin. Somewhere over a volcano….

An eagle dies. His name was Moe! I don't like Haikus!

Version 7

My room is clean

Version 8

The writer is dead. Ha ha ha!

Everyone is dead… ha ha ha!

Why!

I like to eat dead people, dead Toto is best.

The end

P.S. I may come up with more.

Don't ask… it's crazy… I know…