Thanks everybody, for reading this!
Version 9
You have now entered… The Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone Music The writer is dead… but these are still being written… how is this possible? Hear the tale of… the Twilight Zone Door Opener…
"Hi, I am Jack Ed Upp. You don't know me but I know you! Mmwwhahahahaha! I am the survivor. I didn't die… I just simply helped with this story. I am the opener to the door of the Twilight Zone. (I also killed Toto and ate him… yumm… but let's not talk about that.) OoOoOoOoOo! Look at this swirl and stare
Uhh… you can stop now.
You fell for it, sucka! You are trapped…. You are a prisoner… of the Twilight Zone. NOW DIE! Just kidding. You won't die just yet (and I mean just yet…)! First you must listen to some of the stories! The Twilight Zone of Oz stories! Dunh, dunh, dunh…"
Version 10
In this version, Jack talks about the creation of the Twilight Zone.
"Jack here again. I bet you are wondering how the Twilight Zoen came to be. Well… here's its story….
A long long time ago… there was a world wide earthquake and everyone died (haha suckers!)… except for one man. His name was Roko Twilight.
For many years he lived on the Earth by himself. Until right before he died & evolution came to be, he stumbled by some hot lava. Right by this hot lava was an ice burg (that destroyed the Titanic!) & hokolez plant. He slowly combined them to make a portal. He fell in and right at the instant that he died his brain fell and combined with the portal & evolution created the Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone Music"
Jack: Now wasn't that a pretty story, children?
T-shirts (Munchkins… off to the side): (Sqeakly)Yes wonderful. "Lets go on the Yellow brick road!"
Jack: Shut up you munchkin t-shirts. Anyways, I'll see you again for the next story of… the Twilight Zone of Oz. Dunh dunh dunh!