Version 11
Jack: Now, children, I'm going to tell you another…
Rabid Munchkin: We're Munchkins! (Bites Jack)
Jack: Ahhhhh….
Did I mention that Jack is allergic to munchkins? Jack died.
Jack is dead and so is the writer, so why the hell do these things just keep going on?
Dunh dunh dunh… it must have to do with being in the… Twilight Zone.
Version 12
Dorothy came back to life.
She is a bad zombie.
Dorothy: I am a zombie.
Dorothy kills the munchkins and…
Dorothy: Yum yum. Munchkin meat. Tastes better than friend Courageous Lion. (She ate the Courageous Lion!)
Dorothy also ate Jack.
Version 13
Dorothy: My pants are biting my butt.
Version 14
Dorothy is allergic to her pants. She died. (Can zombies die? Must have something to do with the Twilight Zone)
Version 15
There is a new guy called PuPo! (Not POOPOO!) He's rich. An assassin (Ass, ass, in? Originated from a fat guy trying to put on his pants, he said, "Ass, ass, in!" and at the time a guy was going to sneak up on him and kill him… but got caught from laughing. So now the word is assassin!) poisoned his drink. PuPo died. The assassin took PuPo's money and Dorothy's pants. (Sounds wrong) He died.
I'm so so so so sorry! I haven't updated for like four months! I'm so sorry ppl! It's because of the finals at school and because I also forgot about this fic, being so eager for Final Fantasy VII Advent Children to come out! I also got a new fic out... it's called Final Fantasy VII Rock Songs... you should read the songs if you like Final Fantasy VII!