Billybob Stupidpants
Chapter 1: Changing Reality
As it was a boring day for Billy, who was sitting on the sofa changing the channel on the television, Mandy along with Grim walked in the room.
"Grim, I'm bored!" shouted Billy to Grim.
"Then go play outside or something like that" replied Grim.
"I already played all of those stupid games!" shouted Billy.
"Then make up a new game to play stupid" said Grim.
"Yea" added Mandy but then she turned to Grim, "but Grim, Billy is too stupid to make up a new game."
As Billy was flipping through the channels on the television with the remote control, he finally switched it to the Spongebob Squarepants show. As Billy took a step forward to the television screen, he watched with such amazement at the show.
"Hey Grim!" shouted Billy as he turned his head away from the television screen, "I have an idea!"
"Whatever it is, I'm sure it's a stupid one" said Mandy.
"Yea, it probably is" added Grim.
Then Billy picked up the phone and called Irwin.
"Hey Irwin!" shouted Billy on the phone.
"What yo!" shouted Irwin on the other line.
"Are you tired of your boring life here in this cruddy thing we call reality!" shouted Billy.
"Yea, I'm bored as heck!" shouted Irwin, "What do you think?"
"Then come over to my house!" replied Billy, "Because I got a plan that will fix everything! Hello?"
Suddenly Irwin hung up the phone and raced toward Billy's house. He then leaped and crashed inside through the window.
"What is it yo?" asked Irwin as he got up, "This better be worth my time!"
"Oh it is!" replied Billy.
"What kind of game are you playing Billy?" asked Grim.
"You know that show Spongebob Squarepants!" asked Billy.
"Yea, so what?" asked Mandy.
"I was thinking of using Grim's Scythe to change reality!" replied Billy.
"What do you mean by that?" asked Grim.
"By switching places with Spongebob Squarepants and some of his friends into our world" replied Billy.
"That's the dumbest idea I have ever heard" said Grim, "if we do that, all of Spongebob's friends who are mostly sea creatures would dry out and most of us would drown."
"Not if we have gills in the back of our necks and that Spongebob and his friends were able to breath air!" replied Billy, "I bet your Scythe can do that!"
"Come on Grim, I'm tired of this boring reality yo!" shouted Irwin.
"Fine!" replied Grim, "I'll use my Scythe to switch places with Spongebob and some of his friends. So step aside!"
As Grim aimed his Scythe at the television screen where the Spongebob television show was on, a strange bright light appeared from the Scythe's blade and hits the television. Suddenly the television started to suck Grim, Mandy, Irwin and Billy in the television and then threw Squidward, Spongebob, Sandy and Patrick out of the television.
"What the heck just happened" asked Squidward as he got up, "I was reading a book in my bed and all of a sudden I'm right here."
"Oh no, we're out of water, we can't be out of water!" shouted Spongebob.
"Hey, I can breath air for some strange reason!" said Patrick as he took in some air.
"Yea, how weird" said Sandy as she took off her helmet.
Suddenly Billy's dad came in the room and was shocked to see them.
"What the heck happen to Billy?" asked Billy's dad in an astonished voice, "Come on son, get out of that sponge costume."
"Who's this Billy?" asked Spongebob as he turned to Billy's dad, "I don't know of this Billy."
"Stop playing games with me" replied Billy's dad, "looks like some of your friends are playing dress up. Mandy has dressed up to be a squirrel, kind of a mutant freakish squirrel. And Grim has decided to change himself into a mutant squid and Irwin into a pink fat starfish! Don't worry; I'll inform your parents that you are playing dress up!"
Suddenly back at Bikini Button, Billy was waking up only to find himself in Spongebob's bed. Then all of a sudden Spongebob's wake up horn woke Billy up.
"Wow, this is cool!" shouted Billy as he got up from the floor, "Time to go to work!"
As Billy got ready for work, Grim got out of Squidward's house and joined along with Billy. As they passed by Patrick's rock, Irwin emerged from the rock.
"Hey yo, what's up yo?" asked Irwin, "Where are you two heading?"
"I'm heading to the Krusty Krab!" replied Billy.
"Yea" added Grim, "according to Spongebob and Squidward's schedules we're suppose to be there in about an hour or so."
"Well, see you cats later yo!" said Irwin.
As Billy and Grim were walking toward the Krusty Krabs, they entered the fast food restaurant and Mr. Krabs was there to greet Grim and Billy.
"Good day to you two" said Mr. Krabs, "time to go to work. You, skeleton man the cash register and Billy you make the Krabby Patties."
"I hope you know what you were doing Billy as you were watching that stupid show" said Grim as he turned to Billy.
"But how do I make a Krabby Patty?" asked Billy.
"You use the spatula stupid" replied Grim.
"But I don't know how to cook" said Billy, "can you use your Scythe to make me an expert at cooking?"
"Fine" replied Grim as he took out his Scythe.
Grim then aimed his Scythe at Billy and fired a strange light from its blade at him. Billy then instantly knew what to do and started to make krabby patties.
"I just hope nothing weird goes around here" said Grim as he got to the cash register.
"Don't forget to fill those orders" said Mr. Krabs as he was leaving for his office, "I'll be in my office, counting my money."
"I can tell this is going to be a long day" said Grim as a frown on his face grew.