How They Got Their Hair
Summary : So how did many bladers get their unnatural hair? Why is Rei's hair so long? Why is Kai's hair blue and Mariah's pink? It's just wrong! So find out here!
Chapter 1: Rei
"Hey Rei, what's with your hair?" Tyson asked.
"What's wrong with it!" Rei panicked. Nothing, nothing can be wrong with his perfect hair!
"Chill out Rei! I was just wondering why it's so long. It's really gay looking, man." Tyson replied. 'My god, Rei is just obsessed with that hair of his!' he thought.
"What's that suppose to mean! So I look gay, is there a problem with that, huh? You think it makes me less of a blader than you, eh? Well I'll show you! I'm not gay, am I? So what do you care! Huh!…"
"Rei, I'm sorry, but would you just SHUT UP!" Max said coming into the room.
Tyson sighed with relief that Max came when he did. If he didn't, Rei would have never stopped!
"So now you have a problem with me, Max! This is unbelievable!" Rei said, angered.
Max just shook his head and left, deciding Rei was hopeless.
"What is wrong with you, Rei?" Tyson asked.
Rei looked at him innocently, "Why there is nothing wrong with me Tyson, why do you ask?" he replied.
Tyson stared at him shocked. He was yelling like a madman and he acts like nothing happened!
"Oh darn, it must be happening again!" Rei exclaimed.
"What is?" Tyson asked.
"Sometimes I just have the memory of a goldfish! It's a glitch in my system." Rei replied nonchalantly.
"What are you talking about!" Tyson asked once again.
"You mean you don't know?" Rei asked, surprised.
"Know WHAT?" Tyson almost yelled.
Rei sighed. "Come with me Tyson." he said, walking out of Tyson's house.
And Tyson reluctantly followed.
))) A Few Days Later (((
"Rei, you never said we would have to walk for DAYS!" Tyson said as calmly as he could.
"Yes, I suppose I should have mentioned that." Rei said thoughtfully.
Tyson sighed, admitting finally that his friend was completely insane.
"We're here!" Rei said.
Tyson finally looked around and realized they were in the middle of nowhere, with the only thing for miles being an evil looking laboratory.
"We're going in THERE?" Tyson exclaimed.
"Yep." Rei chirped.
As they entered the lab, Rei yelled, "Hey dad, I'm home!"
'DAD? HOME?' Tyson thought in total confusion.
"Ah, hello R2764. It's nice to see you again." A guy who fit the description of an evil genius perfectly entered. For now we shall call him Mr. Evil Genius. Mr. Evil Genius cackled softly.
Tyson took a few steps back. Now he was with two psychos!
"I was hoping you could explain things to my friend, Tyson." Rei said.
"Why of course I can! Anything for my greatest creation ever built!" Mr. Evil Genius replied with another cackle.
Now Tyson was whimpering in pure fright of these psychos. Rei's dad was a complete freak!
"You see, young lad, when I was about your age, I dreamed of creating a robot who was just like a human" he began while pulling out a rocking chair and spectacles, showing his age well. Which was like, 80.
"Um, dad, can we just skip to the part about me being a robot?" Rei asked pleadingly.
"Ah, yes, of course. When I was building R2764 I missed my wife since we had recently had a divorce. But I also missed a good friend of mine dearly. He was a good man. So I decided to create a mix of the two. And it resulted in R2764." Mr. Evil Genius replied proudly.
Tyson, in total shock, said, " Rei, we're going home, now."
"Why?" Rei asked, but Tyson was already gone to escape these 'madmen', as he put it.
"What's wrong with him?" Rei wondered aloud.
A/N Sorry if someone's already done this. So, should I continue these crazy oneshots? If you actually think this is any good, who should I do next? I'm trying hard to actually make these long. Review!