Musical Titans
(Starfire's kidnapping)
Starfire looked down at her stomach. " I'm really starting to get pudgy." she thought to herself. She didn't want to look fat for her date with Robin. She went downstairs and looked in the fridge. Starfire rummaged through the large stockpile of food. Behind the french fries she found a ' just in case' Slim Fast Shake. Back upstairs, Starfire was reading War of the Worlds, wondering whether any of the aliens were Tamaranian, when something hit her hard in the back of the head and knocked her out.
When she awoke, she was shackled to the concrete wall of the attic, and she saw Raven in front of her." Well, I'm glad you could make it." said Raven, with an evil grin stretched across her face.
" Well, I didn't have a choi-"
"Silence!" Raven roared, pursing her lips in anger, eyes wide.
" But friend Raven, why are you doing all this?"
" I shall explain it in song... CYBORG! BEAST BOY! GET UP HERE NOW!" Raven yelled. Two circular holes opened up in the floor, and platforms bearing Beast Boy and Cyborg rose into the holes. Suddenly music began to play...
( To the music of In The Jungle)
Cy and BB (in high voices): O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die
Raven: In your slim fast
I poured a large flask
Of poison in your drink.
(holds out small bottle) I don't wish to enslave you
In fact I can save you
But first hand Robin over to me.
Cy and BB (in high voices): O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die,
Raven: Oh Pleeeeeease
Give the hunk to me
And IIIII,
I will set you free
Cy and BB (in high voices): O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you will die, O you wi-
" Hello? I heard music and I thought Starfire might be up there. I haven't seen her since this morning." Robin called out from the bottom of the stairs. The music stopped abruptly. Cyborg pressed a button on his palm. A concrete wall fell from the ceiling right in front of Starfire so that she was not visible to Robin when he came over the stairs. " Raven, have you seen Starfire?"
"No, nope, never, nada." She said, shaking her head throughout this nervous sentence.
" Why do you seem so nervous?" He pulled a box of matches from his pocket and lit one. The music started again.
Robin: Oh pleeeeeease
Tell me where is Starfire
Or IIIII
I will set this place on fire.
Meanwhile, in Jump City, the people stared at the Titans Tower as it burned to the ground.