Disclaimer: I dun own WLIIA not do I own YGO! .

A/N: If ya didn't get it the first time... this will be World's worst! XD

As viewed from a camera, it zooms across a cheering audience. It seems to waver back and forth across the many faces. Then as viewed from another camera it focuses on a stage with a desk near by.

"Hello everybody!" Malik's voice enters though out the studio, "And welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyways!'" The camera focuses onto the chairs that are slightly further on the stage. Viewed from a third camera, it zooms onto Jounouchi's face. "Starring: the bold, the beautiful and the blond, Jounouchi Katsuya!" The audience yells happily. Jounouchi looks straight into the camera and glares, shaking his fist. "The questionable boy with a flare attitude: Bakura!" The audience howls louder as Bakura bounces in his chair, stops as he notices the camera is zooming in on him, and then he glares in annoyance. Malik continues, "the infinite money making son of a-Seto Kaiba!" the crows yells, hoots and hollers, "and last but not least, the hand-shaped hair stylist, Yami" Yami blinks in confusion as the crowd cheers on louder then dies of sudden voice loss. As seen from the first camera, directed on Malik in the crowd, Malik starts to descend the stairs to his desk. "And I'm your non-fatty edible host! Malik Ishtar!" As seen from the second camera moving over the audience who can only clap loudly, it follows Malik to his desk as he sits down.

"Ah, But you're definitely edible there Malik!" Bakura grins devilishly. Suddenly, the audience regained their voice and 'ooohh' and 'awwwww' were heard

"99 points to ya Bakura!" Malik pointed at the tomb robber with a wink

"Hey! How come he got 99 points?" Jounouchi pouted

"Because I felt like it!" Malik snobbishly replied. Some of the audience laughed, "Anyways….Welcome to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter, yes the points are just like specks of dust on a bed I never had!" Malik looked around and saw the crickets making the only noise in the studio.

"That's not funny." Seto said bluntly

"I GET THE POINT!" Malik shouts. He then glared at the crickets, which seemed to die instantly. "Moving on! Today's game is called Worlds worst! This is for all four of you, this is a game where they points to the players have to come up with ideas of worlds worst" He looks on the bright blue card in his hand "things NOT to do when your caught red handed by a police officer." Giggles were heard from the audience and laughter from the players.

Bakura, Seto, Jounouchi and Yami all lined up on a step, just before the stage. The step dubbed "The Worlds Worst Step"

"GO!" Shouted Malik, Yami's the first one to step down. The camera zooms to a waist up body shot.

"uhhh... no officer, this isn't American beer, its Canadian beer!1" He smiles dorkishly and then goes back onto the step

BURRRRZZZZ

"You…" Yami sniffles "didn't have to… BURZ ME!" Yami covers his face and pretends to cry. The camera zooms onto his face, as he peers through his fingers. He stops faking and stands straight and grins widely. Next, Bakura takes a step down.

"GO TO THE SHADOW RHELM!" Bakura yells, making his eyes seem to pop out of his head.

"THAT SUCKED!" Malik coughed

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Bakura sniffles as if he was hurt, and sluggishly steps back onto the step. "Awwww.." Yami let out. He glared over at Malik, then looked at Bakura. He grabbed the albino and kisses him. The crowd goes instantly wild screaming 'WHOOHOO! YAOIENESS!' After the kiss, Bakura's face brightens up, all happy. Malik growls and arches his back at Yami. Yami hisses back.

"What? You DARE hiss at me? MINUS #))) POINTS!"

"#)))? What the hell?" Seto remarked

"3000 points!" Jou piped up

"How the hell did you get that?"

"You should look at your keyboard more often…"

"Why look at the keyboard when I could look at you!" Seto grabs Jounouchi and pulls him close.

"GYAH! THE MOUSHYNESS!" Jou yells out just before Seto's lips are pressed against his

"ENOUGH WITH THE KISSIING AND ON WITH THE SHOW! THIS IS'NT SUPPOSED TO BE ALL FLUFF AND YAOI!" Malik yelled, ":Or is it?" He Looks into the camera and eerie music from the X-Files plays. The kissing stops and they are all ready back to do their job. Worlds Worst thins NOT to do when caught by a police officer.

Jounouchi steps down, and Seto joins him.

"But, but," Jou started, then whispers "I'm gay." Seto pretending to be the cop gave Jou a look of surprise.

BUUUUZZZZERZ!

Jou walks back on his step and Seto fixes his invisible badge, then stomps back on the step. Bakura steps down pushes invisible button

"BUZZZZZZZ!" He imitated Malik The audience let out an 'ooooooohhhhh' and many voices were heard in unison 'BUUUUURN!'

BBBBBBBTIIIIIEEEEESZZZZESESESESESEEZZZZZ.putter

"What the Hell?" Malik glares at the button he just pressed. Yes.. the button said 'putter'. The studio erupted in laughter, all but the confused Malik. Bakura goes back on the step

The camera zooms on Jounouchi who steps down and makes the sound effect of a phone ringing. He holds his hand up and makes the "one minute" sing to the camera. He pulls out an invisible phone.

"Hello? Oh HI!" He blocks the 'phone receiver' and looks into the camera pretending it to be the cop, "It's my mommy, hold on."

BUZZZZZRERZRERZREZRE!

Jou steps back onto the step. Yami steps down pretending to be in a car. He nods to invisible cop.

"WHAT? 5000 dollars! YOU CRAZY! It was only thirteen kids and five dogs I ran over..." Yami protested. The audience gasped.

"sick, sick, pharaoh..." Malik said shaking his head. He pushed the buzzer

Buuuzzzzzreader

Yami steps back on the step glaring to the side. Bakura steps down and pretends to be in a car

"OH! sorry Mr. Cop, but. RUN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!" He pretends to press on gas pedal and fake crashes into camera

"That was soooo off character of you..." Malik mumbled

"But you said you would only use that term in bed." Yami pouted as Bakura stepped back onto the step.

"SHHHHHHHHHH!" Bakura pestered back. The audience started to cheer "YAOI! YAOI! YAOI! YAOI!"

Seto stepped down from the step. He looked as if he was going to cry, so the camera zoomed in on him a little.

"BUT I'M A CEO!" he cried out loud, with tears in his eyes. He gets on the floor, "I'M A CEO!" He pounds the floor with his fists, "CEO! CEO!" Hits the floor again "C-E-O!" He breaks down and pretends to cry. Everyone just stared at him, blinking in amazement. Then laughs erupted as Jouncing went to comfort the poor, poor Seto Kaiba who seemed to be bawling his eyes out.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"OH MY! IT WORKED!" Malik shouted. As Jou lead Seto off the stage and back onto the step, Yami replaced him. Malik automatically Buzzed Yami. The audience gasped.

"What? Come on! You know that last one was horrible!" Malik protested. Yami just looked hurt and pouted., "Fine fine…." Yami smiled. He pretend to hot wire a motorcycle

"Wrrrrrrr. WRRRRrrrrrr.. WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" he looks over to his left "uh-oh. cops. but. IT'S ALIVEEEE! MOUAHAHAHAAAA!"

"So that's where my bike went..." Malik remarked, "tsk..."

TOMMY BOYZ!

everyone just looked over to the desk.

"what happened to the 'buzzlightyear' Finnish?" The players said in unison. Malik shrugged. The players all went back to their seats.

"Alright, who got what now?" Jounouchi asked. Malik propped his head on his hand.

"Alright… Yami: 55.32 points for you."

"WHAT?" Yami yelled

"Seto: 2000" Malik ignored Yami

"oh joy." Seto remarked, 'ever so joyfully'…. Riiiight...

"Bakura: 930.2" Malik mumbled

"WHY SO LOW?"

"I don't know. DUN CARE EATHER!" Make stuck his tongue out at Malik, "And Jou, you got 5000pts."

"WOHOOO!" Jounouchi cheered

Well that's all for this chapter! Suggest what we should do next and give me ideas! Look on the default chapter and make a suggestion in a review! Also you can start reviewing some random phrases and scenes for some other chapters! If you don't, i'm gonna run outta ideas... revew random places, things to do, and other things i will need for next chapters! P

Niricko: Until next chapter or fic, C YA! -Niricko.

P.S. Dun own Buzlightyear.