Friday, Had a visit from Brainiac today. I told him that I wasn't interested in teaming up against The Justice League again, not after the last time.
Besides, we have nothing in common, I want to rule the cosmos and subjugate everyone to my will and Brainiac just wants to download everyones culture and wipe them all out!
I've no objection to downloading I often use Kazaa myself, and I have made a mental note that when I do eventually conquer the earth, my parademons are to be instructed to spare the lives of the entire cast of "Friends" so that I can force them to make more episodes.
I told Brainiac to get lost, I told him that his existence was pointless and that there is no use clogging up your databanks with what will ultimately be useless and irrelevant information about extinct cultures. Besides who will be left alive to read any of it?
He went away to sulk, like a typical Kryptonian.
Spent the rest of the day watching The Warworld gladiator finals on tele-vid, and concluded that Draaga is a wuss, even Desaad could crush him, and believe me that's not saying much.