Sunday:
I had too much cheese last night! In my dream I tried to be evil and domineering, but everyone thought I was just cute and fluffy. My Parademons were all teddy bears and everyone laughed at me!
Desaad has suggested I propose marriage to Queen Maxima of Almerac, apparently she's on the lookout for a husband, and even tried to marry Superman once.
I asked Desaad if she was hot, and he said that she was, but I happen to know he sends valentines to Granny Goodness, so I'm a little dubious about his taste.
In any event it doesn't matter, if I marry Maxima I can rule Almerac and extend my empire. So I've boomtubed a squad of Parademons over to fetch her back.
My new slippers are too small, I instruct Granny Goodness to punish herself, which she seems very happy about, apparently she has devised a new form of torture involving an egg whisk and wants to try it out.
I didn't ask for details, there are some things that a power crazy, all seeing leader is better off not knowing...