Monday:
The parademons return from Almerac with my new bride to be.
My instincts about Desaad's taste were on the money, Maxima has a hot body, but...SHE'S GINGER!!!!
Can you imagine what our children would look like? Doubtless they would inherit my rock faced rugged looks and er... Maxima's ginger hair.
They will definitely get bullied at school, however she is feisty and spits defiance, which I kind of like.
So the wedding will go ahead tomorrow, in the meantime I instruct Desaad to rush out and get me a copy of Ice Cube's new single "you can do it!" it's very catchy...
Granny Goodness stands in the corner leering menacingly and holding her egg whisk, she asks if she can torture my new bride....
Honestly she's even starting to scare me now!