Ok, you know that on All That they have the Know You Stars Segment, well, what if it happened to the Phil Of The Future's cast. I didn't think of this, Slo Motion did, except she/he did it about the 7th Heaven characters. Just read it please.
KNOW YOUR STARS- Phil Diffy
As Phil walked onto the stage the ligts dimmed and suddenly a voice came out of nowhere.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
"Who's there?" Phil asked.
"Phil Diffy...he's in love with his sister." The voice said.
"That's not true. And who are you?" Phil asked, annoyed.
"Phil Diffy...he loves to eat worms dipped in sour cream."
"No I don't, that's disgusting!" Phil replied
"Phil Diffy...he thinks Keely is an idiot." The voice said.
Keely is heard backstage...
"Phil...I can't believe you." She runs off in tears.
Goes back to Phil...
"That's not true! Keely, I don't think you are an idiot!"
"Phil Diffy...he's in love with Seth Wosmer."
Cuts to Tia...
"You better not be, Seth's mine! You hear me, MINE!"
Goes back to Phil...
"I don't love Seth, he's a guy, so am I!" Phil screamed.
"Are you sure?" The voice said.
"Yes I'm sure!" Phil replied, a little more calmly.
"Uh huh, sure." The voice responded.
"Fine, don't believe me!" said Phil.
"Ok." The voice said.
"Now you know...Phil Diffy, he loves Seth Wosmer." The voice said.
"No I don't, come back hear! I don't love Seth, or my sister. Keely isn't an idiot! I HATE worms!" Phil cried out frantically, the voice just laughed.
A/N: I'm not trying to bash the characters, I LOVE Phil of the Future, I just thought this was funny. Next will be Keely.