Tuesday:
Maxima almost destroyed my Palace last night in an attempt to escape, so I had to give in and let Granny Goodness loose on her. Luckily it was only the dungeons on the lower levels that suffered, before my Parademons managed to overpower her. I'm very wary about damage these days as I've only just had the place re-decorated after my last encounter with The Justice League! You have no idea how much it costs, to hire an interior designer to capture the right shades of dark and foreboding so that my surroundings can reflect the blackness of my soul.
But rather than pay the exorbitant bill presented to me I had the designer killed, although not before he had spent my 20 deposit! And now that he is dead I fear I am going to be rather stuck if the place gets hit again.
Anyway, Granny fitted Maxima with a power dampener, and the wedding went ahead! The Furies were bridesmaids, and my son Orion came home to act as best man, Desaad conducted the ceremony.
Basically as I am lord, master and god over Apokolips there is no church here, but as I am head of everything I appointed Desaad as head of the newly founded "Church of Apokolips" and therefore vested him with the powers to preside over weddings, and funerals.
And in order to prevent any interference from The Justice League the invitation I sent states that the wedding is to be held tomorrow!
The Ceremony itself was very simple, Desaad and I came up with the wording last night.
Desaad asked "Do you Darkseid Lord Of Apokolips take this woman Maxima to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
I replied that "I do and so does she!"
And Desaad proclaimed us married simple, I scooped Maxima up and took her to my room before she could say a word, she did however manage to blurt out that "I may have her body but I will never have her heart!"
Never mind, even a power crazy megalomaniac like me knows that you can't have everything can you?