Wednesday:
Maxima seems to have adapted quite well to her new role as my wife, funnily enough this was shortly after she saw my bank statement, and has now asked me to take her on honeymoon.
This is a little tricky at the moment, as I have to be on hand whilst my Parademons set out to crush any and all resistance on my newly acquired kingdom of Almerac. But I promised to see what I could do, I suggested "Warworld" but Maxima prefers "Aruba!"
Superman and a squad from The Justice League turned up this afternoon to try and stop the wedding, I took great delight in telling them that they were too late, but that I had saved them all some cake.
Superman was doing that thing he does when he wants to show how unimpressed he is, i.e. hovering in mid air with his arms folded whilst wearing a sulky expression on his face.
And to emphasise how happy we are, Maxima gave me a full on kiss in front of everyone! I couldn't have planned it better myself!
I was quite impressed by the turnout from the League this time, all the major powerhouses were there, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the silver one with the red splodgy design on his chest, (so many members now I can't keep up with the names these days) the ginger one with the mace and the beak, the red robot thing with the unnecessary cape, and the red one that jokes and runs fast and er…doesn't do much else!
They all got back in their ship and left, but only the red one that runs took a slice of the cake.
Honestly fighting the League used to be a challenge, but nowadays with so many members on the rosta you never know whom you are going to get. If you decide to attack earth when Superman is having a day off, you could end up facing off with the one that stretches himself to ridiculous proportions, along with the green one that fires arrows, and the blonde one in fishnets that screams a lot!
Next time I wish to strike at earth I will call ahead to find out who is on the rosta that day first, and take it from there, failing that there's always the Teen Titans…