Thursday:
I led my troops into battle on Almerac.
I stood before the Almerian Council and declared that I Darkseid am now their emperor and that they should all surrender and bow down before me.
Apparently they were in the middle of a high council meeting, and it was pointed out to me that my request was not on the meeting agenda, and that it would have to wait until they reached the "any other business" part of the meeting.
I was told to help myself to coffee and Danish whilst I waited, which I did, before annihilating them all with my omega beams.
Aside from that, the rest of the invasion went smoothly and the entire population were divided into slaves or candidates for para-demon conversion.
The afternoon was spent packing suitcases as I am making good on my promise to take Maxima to Aruba, Desaad has been left with strict instructions that we are not to be disturbed.