Friday:
Where do I begin? Our honeymoon is a disaster! The honeymoon suite with the stunning beach view was double booked, and we were forced to take rooms on the other side of the building overlooking a construction site!
Room service was late, the champagne was not chilled, the mini bar was out of bourbon, and I forgot to pack my slippers!
And it's been raining all day, and the forecast is the same for tomorrow! I never knew it rained in Aruba, Maxima was in tears, as she wanted to show off her new bikini, so I called in a favour from the Weather Wizard, asked him to make it sunny.
Unfortunately he told me no can do, he is currently holding the entire Caribbean to ransom with wet weather until his demands are met, basically a large amount of dollars can't remember the exact figure but it's a 1 with lots of zero's, to be deposited into his account by midnight.
All of which means there will be no peace and quiet to be had when The Justice League turn the all the islands upside down to find him.
My little "Maxie-woo" was inconsolable that is until I offered to take her shopping…