And Then There Was Silence...
A questionaly short fan fiction by Sheiks Song
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Hell, the only thing I own is this pocky.
A/N: The charrectors in this one-shot are most probaly OOC. Why? Because they're based on my two utterly insane friends and I, for they have an obsession with the Marauders, and thus nicked named each other Padfoot and Prongs, and myself Moony, as I am the only relativly sane one. So yes, very much OOCness.
It was a hot day in the summer holidays, and three of the four Marauders were gathered around a kitchen table in the residence of James Potter, each doing things to with stand the heat. Well, except Moony, who was reading a book, pointedly ignoring the other two.
Valiantly trying to cool off in ways which didn't include half drowning a certain animagus, (A/N::coughcough:wormtail:coughcough:) the two dark haired boys, better known as Padfoot and Prongs, were eating ice cream and pie. Or rather, trying to see who could shove the most down their throat with out getting a major brainfreeze. Or, at least, i were /i trying to see who could shove the most down their throat with out getting a major brainfreeze...
James looked from the empty pie plate, to Sirius (who still had a fork in his mouth), to the pie plate, to Sirius, to the pie plate, and back to Sirius. He blinked and said, sounding scandalized, "You ate my pie... ," He turned to Remus and half whinned, "Moony, he ate my pie!" while pointing an accusitive finger at Padfoot. In turn, the young werewolf ignored him and said distractivly while turning a page, "Do you think we should cut Wormtail down now? He stopped screaming, like, an hour ago. I think the blood has rushed to his head."
Sirius shook his head head laughing, and answered with "That idiot deserves it for stealing my magazine," At which Moony raised an eyebrow and replied with "Which one?" at which Padfoot shut up.
And then there was silence.
"Auhg, guys, can you help me with this? Its getting cold..." complained Lily as she walked through the kitchen door, four pie boxes in the crook of one arm, and a rather large tub of chocolate icecream hoisted in the other.
Everyone else in the kitchen stared and blinked at her. Except for Remus, who just flipped a page in his book.
And then, there was silence.
Untill Prongs inevitaly broke the silence and launched himself at Lilys waist, cried "Yesyesyesyesyes! Thank you SO much! IluvyouIluvyouIluvyou!", grabbed the pies and icecream, and ran out the back door muttering something about a "precious."
Lily and Sirius blinked while staring at the door.
Remus finnished a page in his book.
And then there was silence.
That is, untill Moony muttered, "3... 2... 1..." under his breath while turning his page, and Sirius, having what happened finnaly sink in, jumped to his feet and raced after Prongs, yelling "That idiot stole my pie! Get back here with my ice cream you sonuva-!" and the door slammed shut.
Lily blinked, and Moony read.
"Err... I'll be in the living room waiting for Sirius to tackle James and bring the food back, 'kay?"
"Better sit down... that might take a while..." He answered detachedly.
And then, there was silence.
"... Remus... Why is peter hanging from the ceiling by his ankles? And why is he knocked out?"
"..."
b END /b